1, not long ago, I did not resist the temptation, put two months of salary into P2P. Yesterday I suddenly found that the website could not be logged in! So I frantically contacted customer service. It's fine for the most

1, not long ago, I did not resist the temptation, put two months of salary into P2P. Yesterday I suddenly found that the website could not be logged in! So I frantically contacted customer service. Fortunately, I finally got in touch, and I quickly asked: "Did your platform run away?" The customer said, "Yes, sir, is there anything else I can do to help you?" ”

2, in the early days, I did not stop the temptation, and invested two months' salary into P2P. Yesterday I suddenly found that the website could not be logged in! So I frantically contacted customer service. Fortunately, I finally got in touch, and I quickly asked: "Did your platform run away?" The customer said, "Yes, sir, is there anything else I can do to help you?" "I...

3, eating at a restaurant at noon, a man is paying after eating. Holding the money in his pocket in his hand, the 100 dollars fell to the ground. I saw it in the back and immediately stepped on it, pretending to tie my shoelaces. Who knew the man turned around and said, "Are you done tying your shoelaces?" I said: What's wrong? The man said disapprovingly: You stepped on my money!

4. If you use your current thinking to go back to ten years ago, what do you most want to do? Most people will choose to buy a house, what if you don't have money? Borrow money to buy too! Many times, whether you buy a house or not is not directly related to money, what is related is your thinking.

5, the company's new colleagues, in the morning the boss led and everyone introduced one by one. The young man was very handsome and enthusiastic, and praised me for my good looks, which made me happy, and everyone got to know me and exchanged contact information. At ten o'clock, I sent him some website information, wanting him to update the company's website, but found that it was rejected. Go to the big office to see that people are gone, a question to know, the original people are disgusted with the company there is no beauty, gone! Oops, old iron, piercing heart!

6, that blind date, the blind date object is a middle school classmate, did not expect that the original little slug out of the beautiful teenager, he saw me when he was also stunned, we chatted happily for half an hour, also added contact information, and then he had something to hurry away. Just when I was immersed in fate and finally knocked on the door, he sent me a WeChat message saying, "When you were fat and strong, I couldn't beat you, you bullied me every day, I didn't expect that these years had passed, you had changed, you had become fatter and stronger, that, let's continue to be classmates." "I...

7, work hours often ask for leave, please to the end, really can not find a reason, on the leave note wrote that my mother delivery manager is particularly angry said: your mother gave birth that is your father's business please! Have a relationship with you? The employee said unintentionally: Oh! My dad died in a car accident at an early age! That's all that's left of my poor mom and me, who have been widowed for seven years....

8. The pilgrim asked the abbot, "What made you abandon mortal dust and go to the temple to practice monasticism?" The abbot smiled slightly, "Because of my cat." The pilgrim was puzzled and asked, "What does this have to do with cats?" The abbot said quietly: "When I was young, my business failed, and I was destitute, so I cried to the cats in the house, and I asked the cats, where should I survive?" The cat looked up at me and said, "Temple! ”

9, college graduation home is still a person, parents completely broke out, these days a blind date arranged, before and after there are already seven. In this way, I met my childhood playmates, female classmates who did not contact in elementary school, nieces of my uncle's brothers, nephews and daughters of neighbors' aunts, daughters of distant relatives of uncles in the front yard, and finally, there were the girlfriends of my two brothers...

10, a few days later, I borrowed 600 yuan from my sister-in-law, said that I would pay her back in two days, a few days later, I found my sister-in-law again: "Sister, something happened, I don't have money to pay you back." Sister-in-law: "It doesn't matter, I don't want the money, I'll take you to a place after work." My sister-in-law took me to the KTV after work, and I asked her, "What are you doing here, please let me sing?" Aunt: "No, this KTV was opened by one of my girlfriends, you go in and be my accompanist!" "Me:"..."

11, driving my second-hand Maybach s450, go to the bar and a beautiful blind date. Beauty is very refreshing: I like to tell the truth, I am a woman who likes to hook up. I said: It's okay, I also like to be honest, I'm a man who doesn't do things. Beauty smiled and said: Actually, I love knitting sweaters and like crochet very much, so hook up! I laughed: Actually, I like ballroom dancing, so I take three steps and four steps!

12. The teacher assigned the homework like this: "Students, today is Friday, in order to reward you for signing in for 5 days, specially send you a luxurious homework gift package!" "Teacher, I missed signing!" "It's okay, send you a replacement card!"

13. Lao Wang was in a car accident and was seriously injured in both legs. Doctor: Tell you good news and bad news. Lao Wang: Let's talk about the bad first! Doctor: Your leg can't be saved and needs to be amputated. Lao Wang: It doesn't matter, there is still good news. Doctor: The patient next door wants to buy your slippers.

14, I am not very good at talking, today I went to the train station to send my wife, she said: "Honey, you don't want to send me, I am afraid that you will be sad, and I will spend a dollar for the platform ticket." I said, "It's okay, it's worth a dollar to send you away!" ”