1, the eldest sister-in-law is very beautiful. Divorced today. Move to my house. After dinner in the evening, the eldest sister-in-law wants to take a bath. My wife was afraid that I would peek at my sister-in-law taking a bath and told me to go out and hang out. I'm angry

1, the eldest sister-in-law is very beautiful. Divorced today. Move to my house. After dinner in the evening, the eldest sister-in-law wants to take a bath. My wife was afraid that I would peek at my sister-in-law taking a bath and told me to go out and hang out. I said indignantly, Am I that kind of person? Then I went out the door breathlessly. Just after arriving at the door of the community, a strange young woman pulled me aside. The young woman said that she had come here for a tour, and that her mobile phone and wallet had been stolen. Tell me to do well and lend her 50 bucks. She was hungry and wanted to have dinner. I was surprised and said, does it cost 50 yuan for dinner? I'll give you ten bucks, there's a bun shop over there, two bucks for a meat bun, and you can buy five. The young woman nodded and said, ten dollars is fine.

2. I was having dinner at Grandma's house, and my cousin cried and came to complain to Grandma. My cousin said: My mother bullied me and chased after the community and beat me up. I thought: No, my aunt would never beat him in public. At this time, my aunt could not sit still and said: I had a fever two days ago, so I ordered him takeaway, and guess what he said? Mom, the next time you have a fever, we'll order takeout.

3. Participated in the national examination, my written test score was the first place, and the interview score was the second place. I was directly admitted to the bank, and I took the pass report to let the supervisor sign it, and after signing it, I could go to work. The supervisor looked at the report and suddenly asked me what my name was. I was dumbfounded, and for 5 minutes I didn't remember what my name was. In fact, the job of the bank is not very good, if you lose it, you will lose it.

4. I took a phone call during my lunch break and said that I was the leader and asked me to call 6,000 yuan for emergency relief. I said confusedly, hit the money right away! After hanging up the phone, I continued to sleep, and then I called again, asking why I haven't called the money yet? I said: "Hurry out, forgot to bring money, only brought two cards, the rich one degaussed another card has no money, re-apply for the card to 100 yuan, you give me 100 yuan to re-apply the card first, right?" He listened to the silence for a long time, and finally said: "Senior, disrespect and disrespect..."

5. The sister-in-law walked into an inn drunk and unconscious! The sister-in-law said to the boss, "Get me the key to room 521." The owner said, "Ma'am, someone stayed in room 521." The sister-in-law said angrily: "Anyone lives?" So where do I live? The boss said, "Are you looking for the wrong hotel?" The sister-in-law said loudly, "No mistake, I remember that there was a sign at the entrance of your hotel." The boss said, "What sign?" Sister-in-law: "Hello customers, welcome." ”?

6. I couldn't get into college, so I had to go to college. I studied nursing and took 2 classes in nurses. Recently, the school is going to organize a party, and the class president and the literary committee and other class committees have been discussing: In order to take care of the two boys who are unique to the class, what theme and what plot dance is suitable for two boys and 25 girls to dance? At the end of the discussion, everyone finally reached an agreement, that is: jump rope!

7, and my girlfriend met in a bar, she is a bar salesmanship. When she came back from work today, she looked unhappy. I asked why, and my girlfriend cried and said, "My colleagues joke that I'm short and I don't want to go to work!" I comforted, "Don't be sad, the sky is falling down with me on top!" Just after saying that, the girlfriend slapped her face and said, "Even you laugh at me!" ”?

8. My son is in the third grade, and today he will give out the results of the midterm exam. Aquaman: How many points did you score this time? My son said to me proudly: "A hundred." Aquaman didn't believe it and said, "I'll look at your exam paper." The son handed over the paper, and the sea king was particularly angry at the sight: you will score fifty-five points, how can you say a hundred? Son: Dad, according to math, this is called rounding.

9. The old man said to his mother-in-law: Take you to the pear garden for a walk, and by the way, see the person you most admire in your heart. When the car arrived for an hour, the mother-in-law looked at the grass and rubble on the ground. Old Man: In front of you is the tomb of Chun Shenjun that you have been thinking about. Mother-in-law: What about pear orchards? Old Man: I have just passed by that side, Li Yuan, even the descendants of Sha Death Chun Shenjun, live on Li Yuan Road.

10. I bought a car some time ago. My friend asked me, "Did you buy a car some time ago, and how big is the model?" I told him, "1.6." He said, "Oh, I'll sit and watch." So I sat in the cab and felt for a while: "I think I have to buy 1.8, it's too tall, and the space is obviously not enough." "My friend's height is 180...

11. When the father-in-law was on a business trip, he became a vegetative person, and the mother-in-law washed her face with tears all day. The father-in-law's boss saw that the mother-in-law was pitiful and wanted to take care of the mother-in-law for the second half of her life, and the mother-in-law immediately broke into a smile. The mother-in-law abandoned the 6-year-old uncle and remarried to the father-in-law's wife. My husband looked at the little uncle as pitiful, so he took him to our house. Every night after dinner, the naughty little uncle would go out to play. I discussed with my husband, in order to avoid the little uncle hearing the two words, I used out instead. When I said out again last night, the little uncle immediately said: I'm going to go out, I'm going to be out!! Alas, I didn't expect to be discovered by him, and it seems that it is time to change the word.

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