1, last night's company party, female colleagues drunk, I drove her home. Carry her to bed and see that her coat is stained with wine, so I am going to take her coat off! Just pulled open the zipper, she

1, last night's company party, female colleagues drunk, I drove her home. Carry her to bed and see that her coat is stained with wine, so I am going to take her coat off! Just as she pulled open the zipper, her mother pushed the door and saw it. I hurriedly explained, "Auntie, I...", and her mother smiled and closed the door: "It's all right, you continue!"

2, cousin and cousin met in the bar, fell in love after a month of flash marriage. After getting married, my cousin said to my cousin: Husband, there is one thing I have been hiding from you, and we will have to send a child support every month in the future, because I have a child to raise. The cousin said generously: It's okay wife, I also have something that I haven't told you, and we will receive a child support every month in the future, because I also have a child to raise.

3, buddy opened a small restaurant, today idle nothing to help. In the evening, the last table of guests checked out and left, and found that most of the table dishes were not eaten. In the spirit of not wasting, the buddies called two chefs and a helper chef to come out and continue eating. As a result, the guest's mobile phone forgot to bring it over, and when he pushed open the door and saw several bare-chested men paddling their fists and drinking beer, the picture was instantly frozen. We looked at the guests for a few seconds, and the two groups of people were confused at the same time...

4. After taking the driver's license, I have not bought a car because I have no money! Once borrowed a friend's bread, prepared it for the next day, and parked it in front of the house. As a result, the next day the failure, let the friend come to see what is going on, he said that there is something, just do not come. After a day, there was no fire, so I found a car to tow it to the repair shop, and the master said, "It's time to change the battery." I called a friend and he said, "You change." I just spent 400 yuan to change the battery, and he came and said, "I'm going to use the car first, so I won't lend it to you." "Then the battery money is not given to me... Co-author I just gave him a free battery change!

5, the relationship between the father-in-law and the mother-in-law is very good, even if the mother-in-law is 89 years old now, the old father-in-law is also 88 years old. But the old man still called her dear every day. Today, I asked the old man with a little envy: You and your mother-in-law have lived a lifetime, how come you still sweetly call her dear all day. The old man sighed: In fact, I forgot her name 30 years ago, and I can only call baby. I:........ Just be happy.?

6, buddy is a bachelor's degree, brother a job is in the chain family! Because he was more handsome, it didn't take long for him to fall in love with the beautiful female supervisor. That time I went to the office to ask for leave, and I saw my girlfriend in the office with her boss's arm around her. The buddies were immediately angry, and when they went in, they gave each of the two a slap. The buddy girlfriend was also angry: What do you do? This is my dad! The brother was confused on the spot, at this time the boss patted his shoulder and said with a heavy heart: young people just have the momentum, optimistic about you, from today on not to work, you feel that you can start your own business!

7. The bell at the end of class remembered that in the sound of the English teacher's end of class, the classroom became noisy! At this time, a student smiled and said to the English teacher: Teacher, you are wearing the opposite coat... Fix your eyes on it, Mom, that cute embroidered kitten's head is actually a mess of threads... The English teacher instantly had a big face and wanted to cry without tears: This is all the second lesson after ah, dear, why didn't you say it earlier... When I came back, the English teacher said to her husband, asking for comfort, begging for a bag, but I didn't expect him to reply: Don't you often do this?

8. A flight attendant I know is 26 years old and has been divorced twice. Curious, I asked her, "You're so pretty and in such good shape, how come you always get divorced?" She sighed and replied, "Because of domestic violence." After listening to it, I said very sympathetically: "You are really unlucky enough, how do you always encounter this kind of scum." The flight attendant said with some embarrassment: "I am angry and start to beat people." ”

9, the mother always nagged that the daughter found a boyfriend, there will be a kind of hard-earned cabbage arched by the pig sadness. Fortunately, our family is your sister and brother, which makes me a little more balanced. As a result, since the brother found a girlfriend in college, he did not even come back to live at home, and his mother-in-law made food every day. The mother looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle with a sad face and said: "I don't know if the cabbage is arched, anyway, the pig that has been raised for more than 20 years must be lost." ”

10, a man was dumped by his girlfriend, he said to his friend: Always hear people say that the most poisonous woman's heart, I now think that women are poison, and I will be far away from it in the future! A few days later, this person talked about love again, and it was very energetic. So his friend asked him, "Didn't you say that women are poison?" How did it come back? The man replied: Since the last time I lost love, I always want to take poison and sand!

11 I saw an old man in his 60s get on the bus. Many young people took the initiative to get up and give up their seats, but the old people refused. Because he saw an empty seat with a small bag, he asked me, who was sitting next to the empty seat, to take the bag. I said with a straight face: "The bag is like me, it gets on the bus earlier than you, why can't it be in the seat?" The driver said to me: "The seat is for people, not for things, you are the same as the bag, are you also a thing?" I immediately retorted loudly: "Of course I am not a thing. ”

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