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Today and a female colleague went to the hotel to open a room, after the end of the matter she went to take a shower, then her mobile phone rang, I don't think much about it directly, after the answer to react is her husband. Witty I said: "Is it your mobile phone, I have been waiting for an hour, now people love to lose mobile phones!" Then his husband weakly replied, "Oh thank you." "Give me a thumbs up for my wit."

2 The old man opened a five-million-dollar enterprise in the world, and I hung up the position of vice president. Idle and bored, I drove the Rolls Royce sent by the husband to run Didi, and just received a couple. The man who got on the bus said, "Go back at night and go to bed early, I'm going to play five rows with my brother, and tonight I'm going to stay up all night!" "The woman didn't make a sound, and her face was not happy! When they reached their destination, the man got out of the car, and the woman did not get out of the car and directly closed the door. Open the window and say to me out loud, "Master, go to the nearest hotel, you can collect the car now!" "With the aim of helping others, I went out with one foot on the accelerator, and the man chased me three streets.

3 Dad cashed out 150 bitcoins, gave me a Bentley Bentayga, and I immediately signed up for a driver's license. Yesterday, when I was on the road on the third subject, the coach asked me: "Is your family particularly rich?" I looked surprised and said modestly, "No, well-off family!" I couldn't resist my curiosity and asked the coach, "How do you see that?" The coach said: "You can tell it from driving." The coach saw me with a puzzled face and said, "Such a wide road is your home, and you can drive wherever you want to go in the east and west!" ”

4 Today's salary was paid, and I immediately went to the supermarket after work. I bought a bunch of snacks, all of which I love. At checkout, there was a cat sleeping on the cash register, and I liked it at first sight. I touched it, and the cat looked up and meowed. Just as I was about to say that the cat was well-behaved, it in turn bit my hand!

5 Foxconn went out of business, employees returned home from vacation, and I took my son to the zoo to see monkeys. In the zoo, my son was very excited to see the monkey, shouted, said that he also wanted to get one, I told my son, "But I don't know where to sell it?" The son looked desperate, but after a while, he asked me: "Dad, the teacher said that we were monkeys, right?" I smiled and nodded, and he suddenly realized, "Oh, no wonder there are fewer and fewer monkeys, more and more people." ”

6 Shortly after I got my driver's license, I wasn't very skilled in driving. Two days ago, I was driving to deliver a delivery to a customer and accidentally knocked down a man on the way. I hurried out of the car and embarrassed to say: I'm sorry, it's all my fault. The man said quietly: No, it's my fault. In fact, I saw you 300 meters away, but I didn't have time to climb into the tree.

7 Girlfriends say: Falling in love with someone is not to see how handsome and rich you are, but to look at your character. It turned out that a boy invited her to dinner yesterday, and after eating and drinking enough, she took the hawthorn in her bag and gave it to him to eat. At that time, the boy was chewing gum, but he still took out the table paper in his pocket and wrapped it. The girlfriend said: At that time, his polite and careful actions made her directly addicted. If it wasn't for the fact that he had finished eating hawthorn and pulled out the chewing gum and continued to chew and throw the tissue on the side of the road...

8 Yesterday I went to the supermarket to buy cigarettes, bought a pack of 20, and gave the owner 50. Looking for me 40, I pretended not to know, put it in my pocket and left. The boss didn't go far and called me: Your cigarette was not taken, and I shed tears of emotion.

Take out ten dollars to the boss: you found me ten more dollars. The boss also shed tears of emotion: Boy, bring the cigarette, I will change a pack for you. Smoking the cigarette that the boss had just changed for me, the pure taste couldn't help but move me again: Boss, take the 50 just now and I will give you another one.

The boss took the 50 and was also touched again: Young man, give me the money that was looking for you just now, and I will change it for you. After taking the boss to find my money again, I was also moved again, and took out a mobile phone from my pocket: Boss, the mobile phone is returned to you. The boss was in tears, trembling and pulling out a wallet: Boy, the wallet is back to you.

9 In these days, there are really too many scammers. At New Year's, we were going to have a ten-year reunion, and I was responsible for talking to those classmates on the phone.

As a result, the students who had not been in contact for a long time were particularly vigilant when they heard my phone call.

Before they hung up the phone, I immediately said: I am not selling insurance, I am not Amway, and I am not borrowing money.

When I finished, I felt that the atmosphere was much better!

10 In the evening, the husband returned home with a happy face, still holding something in his hand. Seeing his wife come out of the bedroom, the husband smiled and said, "Honey, I have bought you all the cosmetics you want, so you should buy something for me!" The wife listened and ran over to take what was in her hand, looked at it, and smiled. Wrapping her husband in it, he kissed it, smiled and said, "Of course, the big bag of washing powder in the bathroom was bought for you!" ”