1. Just changed a new number, I called my wife to flirt: Honey, what are you doing? Wife: Who are you? Me: Honey, we've all seen each other the night before, how's that?

1. Just changed a new number, I called my wife to flirt: Honey, what are you doing? Wife: Who are you? Me: Honey, we all met the night before, how come we don't remember me so quickly? Wife: What night is it?

2. The school organized a trip to the amusement park, and my mother brought me ten yuan. I lost the money when I arrived at the playground, so I sat on the ground and cried! At this time, the class teacher, who I hated the most, came over, handed me a ten-yuan coin, and said: "You are too careless, you don't know if the money has fallen!" "From that moment on, my opinion of him changed, because the ten dollars my mother gave me was two and a half dollars.

3. I am a high-achieving student who graduated from Tsinghua University, and now I am working at Foxconn, and there is a simple colleague who is the second generation of the rich, we do not believe it. Until he got married, 20 Lamborghinis opened the road and chartered a local drunken five-star hotel for 3 days. The unit leader saw his father, the saddle before the horse and after the horse's ass, we believed him. I don't know if it's too late to go to the set now...

4. At eleven o'clock in the evening, Ah Wei drove home in the Maybach, and the streets were dark and quiet. Suddenly, Ah Wei saw a lady running in a hurry, followed by a man. Ah Wei drove after the lady and said, "Can we help you?" Woman: No, thank you, my husband and I always run home after watching the movie, and when we get home, we have to wash the dishes and dishes.

5. My husband is a teacher at a primary school in the city, teaching mathematics subjects. This year, my son is also in kindergarten, and my husband often teaches him some math problems. Once, the husband asked his son: Bears, fawns, parrots cross the river together in a boat, the bear weighs 19 kilograms, the fawn weighs 14 kilograms, the parrot weighs 6 kilograms, the boat can carry 35 kilograms, can they cross the river together? The son added the weight of the bear and the fawn, calculated that it was less than 35 kilograms, and he said: Yes. The husband shook his head and said, "You didn't take the weight of the parrot into account, did you?" The son looked unconvinced: the parrot just flew over!?

6. The sister-in-law went to college far from home, had a long relationship with the divorced class teacher, and had a child. The mother-in-law was very angry when she found out, but she had no choice but to let the sister-in-law's class teacher come and propose to her. Before coming, the sister-in-law asked the class teacher to buy a little gift to come over, it is best to buy some practical ones! Unexpectedly, he bought several large bags of diapers and came

7. Just after graduating from college, my ex-girlfriend from high school sent a four-year-old girl to my house and said that it was a seed planted the day before my college entrance examination. Eating at home this day, a mosquito fell on her daughter's hand, and she said cutely: "Mosquitoes, mosquitoes, you haven't eaten yet, this baby will let you be a full ghost!" Then she put down the bowl and watched motionlessly as the mosquito bit her fleshy little hand, watched the mosquito's belly slowly swell and then turn red, and she said to herself: "Mosquito, eat enough, I want to do it!" After saying that, I raised my right hand to shoot it, and the mosquito "buzzed" and flew away... Now, the woman is crying and looking for the mosquito all over the house..."

8. The last time I had a fight with my husband, I took my bank card and prepared to go to the mall to spend a good time. How did I just not show up, going out thinking about the fierce random flowers made him feel painful, but the random flowers could not be used, and the final consumption was consumption, but it was bought oil, rice, fruit, and a lot of home. I couldn't even look at my mother-in-law! alas!

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