My husband secretly bought a double AJ with private money, and I sold it for 3,000 yuan on the idle fish. My husband beat me up when he found out and took me to the hospital for MRI. arrive

My husband secretly bought a double AJ with private money, and I sold it for 3,000 yuan on the idle fish. My husband beat me up when he found out and took me to the hospital for MRI. When I arrived at the hospital, I weakly said to my husband, "Honey, I have claustrophobia, so scared!" He immediately said, "Don't be fooled with me, you're still claustrophobic, try on clothes in the fitting room, I see you hate that you can't lie in it and not come out." ”

2, the girlfriend's birthday just happened to be Chinese New Year's Eve, I said: What a coincidence! It's a new year and a new year. She said quietly: This is not a coincidence, it is artificial... Originally, my mother's due date was still a few days away, and she had to let the doctor cut me out, saying that she could save a firecracker on Chinese New Year's Eve birthday... Save a firecracker...

3, I took my son to the hospital to fill his teeth, when the doctor repeatedly stroked the tooth decay with a fine needle, he cried and tore his heart and lungs... After making up the payment, the son wiped away his tears and quietly said: "Mom, that female doctor is a little fierce, but I think she looks quite beautiful!" "After paying the fee to get the medical record book, I relayed my son's words to the female doctor, and the female doctor was happy to close her mouth." At this time, my son came and said: "Auntie, just now you are really beautiful wearing a mask... How do you get rid of the mask now? "This bear child... Thankfully, the teeth have been patched up!

4, if the ancient people are short-sighted what to do, so the Internet Baidu a bit, found this answer: ancient people after myopia will generally look for Lang zhong to see the eyes, because the medical technology is not passed, and finally the doctor became blind, so the ancient people did not have myopia.

5, the old man is 75 years old, appendicitis is committed, to operate, the doctor asked me for 500 yuan red envelope. I was smart enough to record videos when I gave money. After the surgery, I was going to expose the doctor: "You know what? You're asking for red envelopes too much! The doctor did not say a word, and gave the old man a gift, which turned out to be a brand of non-slip cotton shoes. The doctor said: "Your father is so old, the cotton shoes he wears are too shabby, I use the red envelope you gave to buy a pair of leather shoes for your father, and at the same time teach you to be filial to the elderly!" That's not too much! ”

6, a person is sick to go to the drip, because of the hurry he accelerated the speed of the drip, the doctor saw it and slowed down, the doctor left him and he adjusted it faster. The doctor told him not to adjust the speed but he did not listen, and the doctor got angry and said that if you want to be fast, you can drink this directly into it as soon as possible. The man hurriedly said, "Then don't, what if you open the lid and have another bottle?" ”

7, and boyfriend chased and played, accidentally fell on the ground to give the foot to Wei Wei... The boyfriend was very distressed, looked around and there was no taxi, so he rolled up his sleeves and prepared to carry me to the nearby hospital... My tears of pain swirled and I wanted to say "That... Or help me go, I can barely do..." Boyfriend machismo on top, dead or alive do not agree... In the end, I couldn't help it, so I lay on my boyfriend's back, only to see my boyfriend take a deep breath and shout "up"... And then... Then I put him on his knees...

8, girlfriend: how do you look at your husband, and you are not worthy at all, and there is no money, long and ugly. A woman: On the day of the blind date, there was an old lady next to her who fell, he didn't even think about it, he got up on his back and ran to the hospital. When I came back, I asked him if he was not afraid of being relied on? He said it should be done. At that time, I thought that such a kind person is too rare. Girlfriend: Oh, it's rare, what happened to the old lady later? Woman: How? Become my mother-in-law...

9, Qianqian: How do you look at your husband, and you are not worthy at all, and there is no money, long and ugly. Juanjuan: On the day of the blind date, an old lady next to her fell, and he didn't even think about it, so he got up and ran to the hospital. When I came back, I asked him if he was not afraid of being relied on? He said it should be done. At that time, I thought that such a kind person is too rare. Qianqian: Oh, it's rare, what happened to the old lady later? Juanjuan: How? Become my mother-in-law...

10, a female colleague usually loves to snort and snort, but also stacked sounds, such as eating and dressing and mirroring mirrors.... In the past few days, she has grown a few beans on her nose, and yesterday she went to the hospital to see it, and the doctor of the five senses asked her where she was uncomfortable? This guy is good to come again: my nose hurts... Well, the doctor didn't react at first, and then came a sentence: Beauty, you should go to see the woman. section...

1 Some time ago, I had hemorrhoid surgery at the People's Hospital. This morning, I came to the hospital to review the hemorrhoids, and I said to the doctor: It used to take half an hour to defecate, but now it only takes 10 seconds to pull out. The doctor laughed after listening: It's too exaggerated, it will take 20 seconds to take off your pants. I nodded: That's the main reason I'm here today!

12. The door of the operating room slowly opened, and the family members guarding the door asked the doctor worriedly: How is the situation? The doctor said to the family with a serious face: We have tried our best. The family immediately fell silent. The doctor went on to say, "I called 5 male nurses and still couldn't carry him to the operating table. ”

13, the rich young wife heard this a little panicked, thought, I can't come up with so much money for a while, so I took the doctor's hand and said: Doctor, please give me some time! Three days later, my wife went to the hospital and found the doctor and said: Doctor, I am ready! The doctor said excitedly: Great, let's prepare for surgery! The wife hurriedly resigned: No, the operation is not done! The doctor said with a puzzled face: "So what are you preparing for these days?" My wife covered her mouth, smiled, and said: I transferred all the property and real estate in my husband's name to my name, and from now on I will live a happy and happy life!

14, the old man's little wife is cooking in the kitchen, when cutting vegetables, she accidentally cut a large cut of her finger, and the blood flowed out. The old man hurriedly drove the Audi A8 to the hospital with his little wife, and the doctor said that it would be good to go back and wash it with salt water and rub some medicine. The old man returned home with his little wife and scooped two spoonfuls of salt, then poured some boiling water, took a cotton swab and smeared it on the wound. As a result, the little wife screamed in pain! Only to see the doctor again. The doctor was shocked and said: I asked you to apply normal saline, who let you apply that salt water?