My wife has a girlfriend, looks charming, charming, recently my wife is going to go abroad for further study, I can not accept long-term separation, and finally broke up peacefully with her. Before leaving, she brought her girlfriend to her

My wife has a girlfriend, looks charming, charming, recently my wife is going to go abroad for further study, I can not accept long-term separation, and finally broke up peacefully with her. Before leaving, she brought her girlfriend to me and said to me, she liked you for a long time, and now I give you to her, and you can get along well. In fact, I have long liked my wife's girlfriend. Now that my girlfriend has arrived in front of me, I am overjoyed. I took my girlfriend's hand and said to her, I'll treat you well. She snuggled happily into my arms. Sweetly said, being able to be with you is also the biggest wish of my life. I said happily, let's go out for a big dinner and celebrate. She and I found a very fancy restaurant. Ordered lots of goodies. She and I had a lot of fun eating. He also drank many expensive red wines. At the end of the day, the service staff told us that we had spent more than eight thousand dollars. I want to use WeChat scan code to pay, but the WeChat balance is insufficient. I opened Alipay again, but there was no money in Alipay. And even the flowers are exhausted. I looked at her embarrassed and said, Do you have money? She said with a bitter face, I am all from the Moonlight Clan. She and I looked at each other and stood there in a daze. It was at this time that a personable man came along. He gleefully told us that we were his 100,000th customer. The store not only gave us a free order, but also prepared a big gift for us. The two of us were pleasantly surprised and followed the man out of the store. A brand new sports car was parked in front of the door. The man smiled and said, from this moment on, this sports car is yours. After saying that, he handed me the key. It's at this time. A middle-aged man rushed over with a group of bodyguards. He angrily grabbed the guy. A bag of things was found from his body. When I opened it, there were dozens of brilliant diamonds inside. Middle-aged people hate to say. You filial son! Although you are my adopted son, I treat you as my own son. I didn't expect you to steal my diamond. Thankfully, I met these two well-wishers. Otherwise it will make you run.

2. The sister-in-law who was in elementary school came home from school and triumphantly said to her mother-in-law, "Today the teacher praised me!" Mother-in-law: "What do you praise?" Sister-in-law: "The teacher praised me for being a drunk student in our class!" Mother-in-law: "How can you be so confident?" Sister-in-law: "Our class teacher said that no matter what I did, I always dragged the whole class back by myself!" "Mother-in-law:" ..."

3. Just moved to the new community for two weeks, there are often sales to my house to sell. Today another man came and asked, "Do you need a vacuum cleaner?" I smiled and said, "We don't need to, you can ask the guy next door, they're going bad!" The man asked doubtfully, "How do you know?" I said triumphantly, "Because we all borrowed from theirs!" ”

4. Xiao Ke learning is not very good, this day to ask my brother for advice, how to become a learning genius. My brother patted Xiao Ke's shoulder and said: Where is the genius, just use the sleep time to study. Xiao Ke suddenly realized after listening to it: No wonder I always feel that I don't have enough time to sleep. It turned out that you secretly used it to study!

5. The lights at home are broken, and I can't fix them, so I ask brother Wang next door to help. As soon as Brother Wang came in, he closed the door! I said nervously, "Will others misunderstand that we have something unseemly?" Brother Wang said angrily, "What are you afraid of two big men?" ”

6. I'm going to buy a car, so I ask a buddy to accompany me to see it. At the car sales center, the sales girl pushed me hard!! Recommend a car. I asked curiously: Is this car really that good? The sales girl said: Really. I smiled and said, "Then you can describe it to me and say something I can understand." The sales girl said with a straight face: If this car drives out five hundred meters and no girl gives you a conversation, then you have to consider your appearance factor.

7. Today my wife suddenly became very diligent, looking around for clothes to wash. I was a little upset and went to the bathroom to see what was going on. I saw her sitting on a small stool, looking down at a large basin of clothes and rubbing hard, and there were a few pieces on the ground next to her. I was touched and said, "Wife, don't be too tired, leave some clothes and wash them tomorrow." Wife: "You think I want to wash so many clothes?" Just kicked the laundry detergent down, and it was strangely painful on the ground! ”

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