There was a young woman in our unit, who had just divorced, called me and asked me to go to her house to help her clear the sewer pipes, and to have dinner and drink two glasses of wine at her house. I rushed with my tools

There was a young woman in our unit, who had just divorced, called me and asked me to go to her house to help her clear the sewer pipes, and to have dinner and drink two glasses of wine at her house. I rushed to the female colleague's house with my tools! The husband of the female colleague is in business, very rich, and left a large amount of money and a large house for the female colleague after the divorce. I thought that if I could get the favor of my female colleague and chase her in my hand, I would be able to struggle for several years less, I helped my female colleague dredge the sewer pipe in the bathroom, and the female colleague was very happy, cooked several dishes, and drank with me. As a result, I couldn't drink enough, and I soon fainted. The female colleague's face was rosy, and her eyes were confused and asked me, can you still drink? If you can't drink it, rest it! I thought to myself that my female colleague is a little looking down on my alcohol intake, so how can it work? In order to gain her favor, I opened another bottle of wine, desperately forced to drink, and finally I drank and vomited, drunk from the dining room to the living room, from the living room to the kitchen, bathroom, bedroom, balcony... Then, my female colleagues and I didn't have a then!

2. Tonight, a friend asked me to go to an Internet café to play a game together, and my brother met a player who played doghead opposite. The result is not known for what reason, except for the dog head his teammates all dropped. We were very happy, so we laughed at the dog's head while playing. He was also silent, and suddenly the Internet café was cut off, and we had no choice but to go home. The next day we went black again, opened the game, found that it was not over, and clicked to reconnect. As soon as I entered, the dog said: I have been waiting for you for a long time!

3. The rich man went to buy a painting and picked a painting with cherry blossoms, ham and steamed buns. The rich man asked, "How much does it cost?" Boss: "100,000 pieces, very cheap." Rich man: "I saw a painting yesterday, exactly the same, only sold for 80,000 pieces." Boss: "That must not be as good as this one." Rich: "No, I think it's better than this one, that painting ham is a little thicker than this one!" ”

4. When going to school, the school always holds fire drills. The class teacher has repeatedly stressed: during the exercise, we must cooperate with each other, help more girls, boys do not procrastinate, and our class should not count down. In the afternoon, we gathered on the playground, and as soon as the drill signal sounded, there was a most honest boy in my class, who picked up the class flower and turned around and ran, and more than two dozen boys shouted and chased. In the end, due to the surprising speed of his class, he won the first place in the whole school.

5. My wife and I are ready to have a second child, so she always tries to get me to quit smoking. No, today at work for a meeting, when we rested halfway, I gave my colleagues a cigarette. As a result, my colleagues' hands were outstretched, and I opened the cigarette case and threw out a handful of melon seed shells! I was angry and wanted to laugh!

6. I have a buddy, the family is relatively rich, one day, buddy: "Life is really confused." Me: "Are you confused too?" Dude: "I have everything, how can I not be confused?" Don't even know where the goal is! "

7. The girlfriend's family is from the northeast, has strong assets, and is an only child. In order to be with her, I did not hesitate to become a door-to-door son-in-law. After getting married, we both lived a very happy life, and I was used to living in the north. It snowed all night, and it was all white outside. The next morning, I got the tools and took my son to the square to build a snowman. Before going out, my son and I discussed: "Dad, after a while we went to the square, you stood still, I shoveled snow on you, let me build a tall and big snowman who can run and blink, okay?" ”

8. When my girlfriend was in college, her mother gave birth to another child, a boy. After graduation, the girlfriend did not dare to find, and has been working to earn money to study for his brother. National Day holiday, girlfriends back to their hometown, after eating, girlfriends brother's mobile phone can not be found. Just let his girlfriend call his phone and see where he is at home. As soon as I dialed it, I heard a ringtone: Grandpa, the grandson called you... If it weren't for her girlfriend and her mother pulling her father, her brother would have been beaten half to death!

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