1, go swimming in the afternoon, take advantage of the husband did not go ashore, borrow his mobile phone group "now pay off the debt is 50% off" half an hour later, the husband received a lot of transfer news, there are one or two hundred and one or two thousand, over

1, go swimming in the afternoon, take advantage of the husband did not go ashore, borrow his mobile phone group "now pay off the debt all 50% off" half an hour later the husband received a lot of transfer news, there are one or two hundred and one or two thousand, after a while the husband came up and found that I did a good thing and said that others owe our family one or two thousand You only pay half?

2, the little uncle works at Foxconn and falls in love with the 36-year-old female supervisor. When he went to work that day, he held flowers and confessed to her in front of the whole workshop. The female supervisor asked shyly, "What do you really like about me?" The brother-in-law said: "Although you are not beautiful, your temper is not very good, and you are not very conspicuous, as soon as I see you, I have an inexplicable feeling, I think this is..." "The female supervisor threw the flower around and left!?

3. After graduating from college, a roommate who had not contacted me for a long time suddenly approached me. He said: Dude, I've been a little tight on my hands lately, borrow some money, and if I have money, I'll definitely give it to you!" I know that there have been a lot of scammers lately, and my heart has begun to mutter. So I asked him very seriously: Brother, has your number been stolen? Who knew that he yelled at me: You don't want to borrow it, you don't want to borrow it, I'm video with you now!

4, the brother-in-law subnet loaned 12,000,000 yuan to the female anchor to brush gifts, and now it is not on, he went to a KTV as a waiter. As a result, within a few days of work, the female boss fell in love with him. In pursuit of him, the landlady gave him a Lamborghini and a villa with sea views. The brother-in-law was particularly pleased and invited me to a five-star hotel for a drink. The two of us drank until 12 o'clock in the evening, and I came home confused to find that my wife had not yet slept. I asked with concern: Honey, why haven't you slept at such a late hour? Wife: I can't sleep, it seems to be windy outside. I said, "What's the matter, the wind won't blow you." Wife: Mainly I am afraid that the wind is too big to blow the washboard away, you came back just right, you go to press it with your knees, I went to sleep.

5, before the meat stall, the city management took 2 pounds of meat and handed it 100 yuan, the butcher: can't find it, next time to give; before the vegetable stall, the city management took two bags of vegetables and handed it 100 yuan, the vegetable vendor: can't open it, next time give it; dry grocery store, the chengguan took a bottle of wine and handed it over 100 yuan, the owner: can't find it, next time give it; before the stall, the chengguan took 1 watermelon and handed it 100 yuan, and found 85 yuan. Later, no one ever saw the fruit seller again.?

6. A 23-year-old male doctor just came to work in the company and pursued a single female supervisor. But no matter how the male doctor chased, the female supervisor did not have a good feeling for the male doctor, and it was not until later that the male doctor found out that the female supervisor also had a ten-year-old child. It turned out that for the sake of the child, the female supervisor had been single. The male doctor said to the female supervisor: "I actually don't mind having children, even if it is someone else's child, I am truly in love with you!" The female supervisor said movingly, "Really? I was actually moved to cry. Later, the male doctor married the female supervisor, and the boss also promoted me to be the manager, but the female supervisor and the boss often traveled to meetings, leaving the male doctor to take care of the 10-year-old child. However, looking at the industrious and capable female supervisor, the male doctor felt that his original decision was not wrong, and he was really lucky.

7. This afternoon, a young mother brought a child to the hospital for injections, and the bear child was particularly afraid of injections, that is, he did not give the nurses a shot, and how to coax them would not help. In the end, there was no rut, and I could only press and fight. Then the bear child cried and blew a snot bubble and shouted, "When I grow up, I will not let you go." "That feeling of hate is beyond love...

8, the little girl at home, she looks very sweet, but also very cute. So every time I see her, I'll give her some candy or gadgets or something, and I often make her happy. She also had a sweet mouth and said every time, "Thank you uncle, you are so good uncle." "I met her again today, gave her a piece of chocolate, and I said, "Quickly praise Uncle, say that you are so handsome!" She actually froze, and finally muttered weakly: "Uncle, the teacher said not to let you lie..."

9. Since I was a child, I have loved to read martial arts novels, Jin Yongda!! The division went, and I was also grateful. So I took out the Dragon Slayer in the Heavens and saw it, and there was a song in it that said, "Let him draw eyebrows for you all his life"! I looked at my husband who was doing a video with my ex-girlfriend, and then smiled and said: I want you to thrush me too, for the rest of my life. My husband compared his heart to the screen, and then turned to me and said: How many words do you have to buy in that lifetime? Don't you love to eat plums?

10. Today is my brother who brought his girlfriend to my house for the first time, and my mother warmly welcomed her. After the meal, the mother took out a family photo album and asked her girlfriend to look through it. She pointed to a picture and asked me, "Confess, who is this girl holding your arm?" The skin and body are good! The old mother smiled and said to her, "You child, what a look!" That's me. On the way back, my girlfriend was shaking the 6,000 red envelopes sent by her mother, not to mention more happy.

11, sleep confused at night, cousin called. Cousin: Brother, help me transfer fifty thousand dollars to the card. I said, "What," I asked for money in the middle of the night? Cousin: The rear-end female driver, the husband of the man came, I want 200,000, I only have 150,000, you help me transfer 50,000. Me: What kind of car do you want? Is tail-chasing so serious? You're drinking, aren't you? Cousin: Don't ask, you can send cash, just take me back, in the Red Garden community.

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