1, the brother-in-law went out to buy cigarettes, and his Huawei P40pro mobile phone left at home. Suddenly there was a phone call coming, I looked at the display "10010", I didn't think much about it, just hung up!? Passed

1, the brother-in-law went out to buy cigarettes, and his Huawei P40pro mobile phone left at home. Suddenly there was a phone call coming, I looked at the display "10010", I didn't think much about it, just hung up!? After a while, a text message came, and the sender was exactly 10010: "Why don't you answer the phone?" My heart was very worried, and the jewel made God send a call back. On the other side of the phone came my niece's familiar voice: "Dad, why don't you answer my phone?" My living expenses are gone, you hurry up and call me!?" I instantly understood what 10010 meant.

2. Lily, who is somewhat blessed in size, looks at a dress in the clothing store, puts it on, and admires it in front of the mirror. The salesman praised: "This dress is so suitable for you, and it is simply a magic gem when you put it on." Lily was so happy that she asked her husband to buy it. The husband said helplessly, "Honey, let me add that the Magic Gem also has many kinds of figures." ”

3. I work outside the home, so I found a cheap place to live with others. On this day, my brother went to work one day, so I got up early to wash up and came out to drink. The beautiful roommate said: "Do you drink saliva and chew twice, is there impurity or drop?" Or you just stole SHI inside. After saying that, she covered her mouth and smiled secretly. Who am I? Where am I? Who did I provoke early in the morning?

4. When I was a child, I shouted all day to go back to my hometown, and once I didn't go to school just when my father wanted to go back to my hometown, so I sat in the trunk and went home. I had a big fight with my mother at home, and I didn't eat lunch in a huff and played with my friends. Tired of playing home, no one at home, only to see a red basin on the stove, cover the pot lid, warm in the heart to open a look, actually is the leftover rice, the water is still a little strange smell, but hungry, crying and eating a basin, a look up, my mother came in, exclaimed: That is the swamp water soaked in feeding the pigs, your meal on the table!

5, I am a star retoucher, the best is to repair ugly people beautifully. Today I was idle and had nothing to do, so I took a picture of my girlfriend to practice my hands, which was particularly beautiful, and sent a circle of friends to hiss. As a result, my girlfriend beat me up and said that I sent pictures of others and broke up. The dry mouth and tongue chatted clearly, and the girlfriend calmed down. Suddenly, my father called me, and his voice was particularly excited: Bring your new girlfriend back to see, I will say that it was ugly before!

6. Studying at Jiaozuo University, there is a roommate who has been pursuing the school flower. On every date, the school flower would release his pigeons! That afternoon, my roommate was particularly excited to go back to the dormitory, and I asked him: What are you doing?" How can you be so happy? He said: Hey hey, the school flower finally agreed to date me! I said dismissively: she agreed every time, every time she released your pigeons, you actually believed it! He said: This time it's absolutely true. I was pleasantly surprised: Congratulations, how is it going? He said: I saw her waiting for me at the date and I came back and I let her pigeon go, haha!

7. After the sister-in-law returned from studying abroad, she became particularly good at dressing up, which was completely different from her in high school! Before the Spring Festival, the sister-in-law went home for the winter vacation, only to see her dressed in beautiful clothes, wearing a pair of boots, and flesh-colored leggings. As soon as the sister-in-law entered the door, her father-in-law was stunned, because she didn't recognize it at all! But the sister-in-law didn't care about this, and excitedly rushed over to wrap up her father-in-law and shouted, "I want to kill you!" The mother-in-law came out to see it, and immediately took the rolling pin to knock the little sister-in-law out of the house, while beating and scolding: "Where is the little fox spirit, stay away from my husband!" ”

8. Hour Wu. The hero sees more, practicing the ladder cloud vertical, that is, the left foot steps on the right foot, and it will fly higher and higher. At that time, every day I had sandbags tied to my legs and ran and jumped every day. I looked for the essence again: Gongshu practices every day. One day meditate and feel God. The work has been accomplished. Bounce off the second floor, and then, and then eat noodles without opening your mouth......... Because a few teeth fell out

9. When I was in junior high school, the class asked to take turns reading English. Once it was my turn to read, because everyone was more bored with learning, few people were willing to read, except for me. The teacher suddenly came to the classroom to check, and then everyone followed me to read hard. Suddenly I had a word misread and said, "Oops, I misread it." As a result, the whole class, the 40s and 40s, followed me and shouted: Oh, I read it wrong! Then, the teacher turned around and left.

10, the mother retired at home, there is a pension in life, but the brother's family is out all year round, I am afraid that the mother herself is bored at home, so I moved home. On this day of rest, chatting with my mother at home, my mother smiled and asked: "Mom, what have I been in your heart for so many years?" Give it a rating! The old mother listened to a calm face and said: "Child, when I violated family planning, I gave birth to you at all costs!" I listened excitedly and asked, "So, for you, I am indispensable, right?" My mother looked at me with a look of disgust: "You think too much, what I want to say is that you were a mistake at the beginning." Almost thirty people, not looking for objects, still at home nibbling my old! ” ??

11. On my 10th birthday, my father bought me a puppy, so my father often told some stories about the righteous dog. Then the dog who looked at me shook his head and said, "Your dog can't do anything except eat." I was momentarily unhappy and determined to make it a qualified lifeguard. Under my careful training, it successfully graduated, but the villagers did not dare to swim in the river after seeing it. As soon as the river my dog went to pull the pants, it didn't care about people at all, pulled down and ran, shook his head while running...

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