1, the sister-in-law works in the electronics factory, and the boss's son lives together and is pregnant, and the boss has to let the two get married for the sake of fame. As a result, the two went to divorce the next day after marriage, and the staff was very puzzled

1, the sister-in-law works in the electronics factory, and the boss's son lives together and is pregnant, and the boss has to let the two get married for the sake of fame. As a result, the two went to divorce the next day after marriage, and the staff was very puzzled and asked what was wrong. The two men said in a huff: Last night, we looked at the money given by the guests and decided to divorce. The staff wondered: Is it too little? The two shook their heads and said: We plan to divorce today and get married again tomorrow! In this way, in a few days, we will become multi-millionaires!

2. In order to eat enough in the buffet, the sister-in-law specially went to the buffet after being hungry for three days. After eating all afternoon, the sister-in-law's belly was as big as a drum, and she barely got up and buckled her sun hat and walked home. As a result, a gust of wind blew off her sun hat on the road, and she bent down and almost poured out a stomach meal, and had no choice but to kick the hat away. When I was about to get home, I met a pregnant woman, and my sister-in-law shouted: Sister, help pick up the hat! Pregnant women said: I still have a big belly, I am 8 months old! The sister-in-law rolled her eyes: "Do you see that my belly is not bigger than yours?"

3, the daughter-in-law said overtime, I feel that I have just pulled my teeth, can not treat myself, I will be in the refrigerator of lamb beef slices shrimp slippery crab stick balls frozen tofu oil tofu dried tofu are changed well, lettuce oil wheat spinach is also washed, clear soup there are dried crabs, soup that fresh, see the water bubbling, quickly sent a text message to the daughter-in-law, "At night I eat more noodles, don't worry about me." "The first piece of water was good, covered with sesame sauce, blowing cold, opening his mouth, watching his daughter-in-law push the door in...

4. Grandpa retired and enrolled in the University of the Elderly. My grandson, who was in the first grade, asked curiously, "Grandpa, are you still reading?" Grandpa said, "Is there anything wrong with me reading?" The grandson said: "Good is good, that is, in case your school notifies you to hold a parent-teacher conference, you don't have a parent or father, who will give you to open it?" ”

5. A soldier is very good at gambling, and is transferred to another army, and the letter of introduction reads: The soldier's life is a good bet. The new officer asked: How are you betting? What do you usually bet on? Soldier: For example, if you have a birthmark on your right arm, bet $200. The new officer took off his shirt: no birthmark. The new officer took the money and called the former officer: he wouldn't gamble, he just lost me 200. Former Officer: Really? He bet me $5,000 and said he could get you undressed.

6. Spent 400,000 yuan to buy a new Volvo S60. That time I drove to pull the high speed, and the traffic jam at high speed was particularly serious. After three hours of blockage, a mosquito-like man got out of the Front Audi car with a hammer in his hand. All the owners looked at him in horror, thinking he was going to rob him. Only to see him smash a snail on the ground with a hammer, while smashing and roaring: "Ever since I got on the highway, you have been following me, and now you dare to overtake my car, I have to kill you!" ”

7. A wolf is cooling off under a tree, and suddenly a sheep hits the tree and kills him. Another wolf hurried over and wanted to eat the sheep with the wolf under the tree. The wolf under the tree directly refused, and the other wolf said: You can't refuse me, this is not what you caught, this is what we both saw together. The wolf smiled and said: "It is true that I did not catch it, but it is the takeaway I ordered."

8, at noon I went out to eat, when I came back to see a male colleague stealing my yogurt, I wanted to clean him up. I yelled, "Who saw my cleanser!" The colleague silently walked to the toilet, slammed his throat, threw up things desperately until he spat out acid, and then when the tears dripped back to his seat, when he came back I said: "Scared me to death, the facial cleanser rolled under the table, why is my yogurt missing again?" ”

9. After the company closed down, I sent couriers to make a living, and after saving enough 43,000 yuan, I resigned and planned to take two months off before going to work. Yesterday at noon my wife was cooking, and my son and I were watching TV in the living room. My son and I had an argument over watching TV and said, "I like Bear Big, I like Bear Big!" Suddenly, I heard the sound of the kitchen smashing the spoon, and the wife came out of the kitchen with a kitchen knife. I was still wondering what was going on, and my son continued, "I like Bear II. The wife turned and went back to the kitchen.

10. After work, my girlfriend went shopping with my girlfriend, and I watched TV at home. After shopping, my girlfriend complained to me: My girlfriend's boyfriend bought a diamond necklace again, we have been in love for so many years, what have you bought for me? Me: Rest assured, I will work hard for you, and soon I will buy you a luxurious seaside villa and a lot of jewelry. Girlfriend: Say, which bank are you going to rob?

11. The company's senior management held a celebration banquet, and several of our project participants were drinking red wine and chatting in a small corner. Lao Wu, the commissioner of personnel, talked about the problem of the car, saying that his brakes were not very good to use, and he had to honk the horn in time every time. Lao Wang of the R&D department looked at the traffic flow coming and going and said: The brakes are not good, and your seat adjustment is related! Everyone looked at Lao Wang with admiration and asked: How should the seat be adjusted? Lao Wang took a sip of Xie Baina and said: Generally speaking, the saddle is adjusted downwards, so that if the braking system is not timely, you can also use the foot brake...

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