Enterprise dinner, leaders have one table, general personnel two tables. The turtles on the leader table are wild and small, and the two tables of the general staff are farmed and larger. The leader came to take a look and asked for the service

Enterprise dinner, leaders have one table, general personnel two tables. The turtles on the leader table are wild and small, and the two tables of the general staff are farmed and larger. The leader came to take a look and asked the waiter: Why is our table relatively small? The waiter said: Their two tables are artificially farmed, and your table is not raised by people.

2, go to the restaurant to eat, push open the door a heat wave! Me: Why don't you turn on the air conditioner? Waiter: The boss did not let go, said to cost electricity. Me: Then you open the window, it's hot! Waiter: The boss said to close the window, and the people outside will think that we have turned on the air conditioner. I.

3, a brother in the dormitory specially cut the door, usually a dime. I don't know what kind of madness had to invite us to dinner today, so a few of us said to him, "Or eat seafood." As a result, the buddy said to the waiter, "Come and wrap the instant noodles, seafood flavor!" ”

4, I went to the company to help the company make a profit of more than one billion, and the boss invited me to eat a late night snack. I took the boss to the barbecue stall opened by my mother, and the waiter was a man with ten-pack abs. I ordered: five chicken wings. Waiter: What do you want? I didn't expect you to be such a waiter, hiding an arrogant little princess under your rough heart. So repeat: five chicken wings! Waiter: What do you want? I felt a little uneasy inside, this man was very cute to the extreme. Again: five chicken wings! The waiter looked at me helplessly and said: Ask what spicy do you want? Not spicy, medium spicy, perverted spicy!

5. My wife and I got rich in the first month of marriage and took our family to Qingdao with great interest. After checking in, the waiter took him to a room. Just after closing the door, the old man yelled: Do you think I'm a fool? Is your most expensive single room here as big as a cupboard, with nothing but a chair? The waiter said: Sir please come in, this is the elevator!

6) A group of us ate in a secluded and desolate little shop. There were six people in total, but the waiter brought seven pairs of chopsticks. A colleague laughed and said, "What a great ghost story to start with." The crowd laughed. The waiter looked at us, counted, and said embarrassedly, "I took the wrong one." Then he withdrew two pairs, and there was silence on the table...

7, I am a southerner, about to the long-desired northern girl to eat, I asked him what do we eat? She said we ate dumplings, as a result I ordered two pounds of dumplings, when eating it felt strange, the waiter looked at me with a look that was not quite right, her expression was not quite right, and later I learned that the northern dumplings still need to be ordered.

8, I a buddy especially like to tease the son, once he did the east to invite us to dinner, he took the recipe to look at, called the waiter sister, said: ''Why are your dishes here not expensive?' The waiter's eldest sister said, "Hello, sir, your dishes are on the back page of the recipe." The buddy looked at the back page of the recipe, pointed to an eight-figure-priced dish, and said to the waiter's sister, "Let's do this!" Come on two! The waiter's eldest sister was very surprised, looked at it and smiled and said, "Sir, I'm sorry, that's the phone number of our shop!" ‘’

9, my distant cousin's son is getting married, I want to buy a good-looking dress. After walking around the mall for a long time, I saw a store that felt good and went inside. As soon as I got in there, the waiter started recommending me a dress. I asked: How much is it? Waiter: 30,000 yuan. Me: I'm a drop girl, so expensive! So I left, and before I could walk out the door, I heard her and her colleagues say: When I hear that the price is high, the generations have changed.

10, a man at the restaurant to eat and order said: "Come to a bottle of 82 years of Lafite." Waiter: "We don't have 82 years of Lafite in our shop". Man: "Let's have a bottle of 82 years' Coke." Waiter: "There is no Coke of '82. The man asked the waiter, "What in your shop is 82 years old?" Waiter: "Our hostess is 82 years old." ”

1 A group of people eat in a secluded and desolate little shop. There were six people in total, but the waitress brought seven pairs of chopsticks. A colleague laughed and said, "What a great ghost story to start with." Everyone laughed. The waiter looked at us awkwardly, counted, and said sheepishly, "Wrong count, I'm sorry." Then remove the two pairs of chopsticks. There was a sudden silence on the table.

12, a friend, once she went to the mall, and then saw a counter with many bags, she said to the waiter next to the counter: "Take your bag down and let me see." Then the waiter looked at her with strange eyes, and then the roommate who went out with her reminded her, "That's the bag store." ”

13, in the Starbucks café, a couple is talking and laughing, very affectionate. At this time, another customer came in the store, and the girlfriend took a look at it, and the boyfriend disappeared in an instant. The waiter on the side rushed over to see this: "Madam, your boyfriend slipped under the table." The girlfriend replied, "No, my husband just came in through the door." ”

14. In a fashion store, a fashionably dressed beauty said to the waiter, "I want all these sets of clothes!" While the waiter was packing, Beauty suddenly shouted, "Oops!" Waiter: "What's wrong?" Did you forget to bring money? Beauty looked left and right and said awkwardly, "I... I forgot my boyfriend! ”