1, the daughter-in-law went to the night shift, came back late, I couldn't wait to sleep, in the middle of the night she just fell asleep, I got up and asked: "Who are you?" The daughter-in-law said, "You're stupid, I... Your daughter-in-law!! "Me

1, the daughter-in-law went to the night shift, came back late, I couldn't wait to sleep, in the middle of the night she just fell asleep, I got up and asked: "Who are you?" The daughter-in-law said, "You're stupid, I... Your daughter-in-law!! "I took a breath of cool air, and I was immediately scared, when I had a daughter-in-law, I don't know how." Subconsciously, I ran away with my legs, and as a result, I was pulled by my daughter-in-law and snapped two mouths, and I suddenly woke up and realized that I really had a daughter-in-law. I said, "Daughter-in-law, you wait, and I'll cook for you!" "The leftovers are not good, no matter how late my daughter-in-law comes back, as long as she is hungry, I will cook myself." That's right, I do have a daughter-in-law, I have to remember.

2. Old Li was both my boss and my father-in-law, and he quarreled with me in the company because of his opinions, and then took his daughter away. I couldn't see my wife for a week, so I went to my husband's house and knocked on the door. The old man opened the door and looked at it: "What are you here for?" Me: "I... I..." The old man: "If you have a fart, let it go, and go quickly after you finish!" "I let out a stinky fart, and the old man looked at me with contempt and 'slammed' the door shut. I knocked on the door in a hurry: "Dad, you misunderstood, do I have anything to say?" ”

3, the goddess said: "As long as you and I are admitted to the same university, I will be your girlfriend!" The brother-in-law began to be angry and strong, studied hard for more than a month, and finally graduated, and the admission letter came down. Excitedly, he called the goddess: "Hey, now I can be my girlfriend." Goddess: "I've been admitted to Peking University, what about you?" Brother-in-law: "Me too!" Goddess: "Really?" Then why haven't I seen the news reports?" Brother-in-law: "I have two more words, Peking University Blue Bird!" Goddess: "Roll...."

4. In the second year of high school, there was a female bully in the class, very rounded, not only good at learning but also versatile. Once, for some reason, she had a fight with me at the same table, and the schoolgirl was aggressive with sharp teeth. She humiliated him from her family background, such as academic performance and attitude. The table mate was stupid, and his face was flushed with fear, and he could only say one sentence: "You are fat!" The schoolgirl shook her head, "Wow" a cry!

5, when watching TV at night, I had an awkward fight with my husband, I ignored him, and he kept coaxing me low next to him. Looking at his repentant look, I immediately said: "Let me forgive you, go get me a bag of milk, heat me up, pour the cup, brush the cup and put it in the kitchen cabinet, and drag the kitchen floor by the way..." The husband immediately responded: "You still don't forgive me!" "I'm going! It's really insincere

6. After class this afternoon, a buddy called me. Dude: Come to my dormitory today for hot pot. I thought to myself: Now the school checks the hot pot where the ban is so strict. I said yes, and after a while I passed, and when I went in, I saw a large washbasin. All kinds of hot pot ingredients and vegetables in the basin, everything is complete, and the most important washbasin is also inserted in the 2 hot fast!

7. On the way home from work, I saw an elderly couple walking hand in hand. I was immediately touched by this scene full of love. So I took a photo and planned to post it online for future students to learn. As a result, the uncle actually chased me for more than 1,000 meters. Pin me to the ground and threaten: Delete it quickly, or you will be hit. He watched me delete it and lost two hundred dollars on me, I seem to understand!?

8. Today my brother paid his salary and took me to the bank to withdraw money. There were so many people in the bank that we waited a long time and finally got him. Brother: Hello, withdraw money. Counter Girl: Sir, if you want to withdraw money, please go to the ATM outside. Brother: No, you can't get it outside. Counter Girl: Sir, are you going to take tens of thousands?? Brother: 90 !?!? Counter Girl: So much, do you have any reservations?? Brother: What? 90 yuan still need to make an appointment??

9. The girlfriend has been a waiter in Haidilao for three years, and the 27-year-old female store manager of Haidilao has been divorced 3 times. When we had dinner together last night, my girlfriend asked her curiously: Manager, you are in good condition, why do you always divorce? She sighed and replied: It's not because of family clinging. After listening to it, the girlfriend immediately said sympathetically: Then you are also too unlucky, why do you encounter such people z. The female store manager said with some embarrassment: I like to beat people with my hands all my life. Girlfriend: Later I learned that the female store manager is Sanda 8 Dan!

10, get up early in the morning, do not know what to do to start washing, tidying up the bedding. After that, I washed the clothes that had gathered together, and the room was also cleaned and dragged by me............ In short, a lot has been done. Then, after a long time, I suddenly woke up, opened my eyes, and found that I was still sleeping in the bed!!! I went and was deceived by the dream again!!!

11. One day after dinner, I was watching TV with my parents and I was idle and bored, and I said to my mother: Mom, if you turn back the clock, will you still marry your father? Mom pondered for a moment and said: "That's for sure, your father is so good!" I was very touched at the time, although my mother often complained about my father's little problems. But Mom still loves Dad deeply! Just when I was still addicted to this kind of love of my parents, my mother said to me curiously: Why don't you ask, if you turn back the clock, will I still give birth to you?

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