1, the brother was newly married yesterday, but they actually slept all day, there was no movement at all, and the next day they did not come out to eat, the mother felt very strange, so she went to open the door of their room

1, brother was newly married yesterday, but they actually slept all day, no movement at all, the next day did not come out to eat, the mother felt very strange, went to open the door of their room, the result of them both playing games in the room, it turned out that my brother said before getting married that he wanted to play a good day of games on the wedding day, so they played an all-night game in the room, no wonder there was no sound...

2, drank too much, called a Didi ready to go home, did not expect to be a Maybach! Surprised to get into the car, just feel the comfort of the car, the driver suddenly turned back and asked: is it drinking? I was stunned and asked strangely: You don't pull drinkers? The driver looked at me, smiled and said: No, there was a second cargo just now, it was also drinking, as soon as I got on the car I asked him where he was going, he said he wouldn't go anywhere, just sit !??

3, the brother recently negotiated a big order, to the company to earn nearly 10 million! So I dragged my sister-in-law to travel, leaving my little niece who had just gone to kindergarten to take care of me! The little niece who was watching TV at night innocently asked me: "Aunt, what is a tsunami?" Me: Didn't your dad take you to see the sea? A tsunami is the sea coming to see us.

4. The college entrance examination results came out, and the sister-in-law was successfully admitted to Harbin Institute of Technology with a score of 575. On the weekend, the sister-in-law was lying on the hanging window looking at the tomb robber's notes, and there was a knock at the door. The sister-in-law replied casually: Enter! A primary school girl came in, slightly green and said: Sister, the flyer troubles you to look over! The sister-in-law looked at her and said expressionlessly: "Well, put it in the trash first, I'll look at it in a moment...?"

5. Buy breakfast downstairs in the morning. I asked, "Uncle, do you still have a hand-grabbed cake here?" ”。 Uncle: "Boy, it's sold out, only the eggs are filled with cakes." Me: "Okay, let's get an egg pie!" After a while, he was ready, and then he took a look at it: "Uncle, you took it wrong, right?" This is a hand-grabbed cake! Uncle: "Yeah, surprised?" Thorns are not irritating? Surprised? "Me: ...

6. The art teacher drew a fish on the blackboard and asked the students to draw it as it was. The little nephew sat there motionless, and the teacher said angrily: "Limit you to one week, draw 100 fish exactly like the one on the blackboard." The next week, the teacher asked Delhi to hand over the painting, and there was only one fish on the white paper that Delhi handed over. The teacher asked: Why is there only one? Delhi replied: I drew a female fish, and it will produce 99 small fish. "

7, my father and my mother quarreled again, or because of my mother's girlfriend. My dad got angry and went out, and said my mom was stingy and what was wrong with sleeping all night! My mom looked up at the wedding photos at the window: I really want to go back to the time when your dad proposed to me. I'm a little lost: Do you regret it? My mother nodded: I knew you looked like this, I rejected your father at that time!

8. The brother-in-law played a game in an Internet café and met a big brother who operated a thief show. In order to let him take himself, the brother-in-law pretended to be a girl. Since then they have been sweet double rows, slowly going from gold to platinum. Then to the diamond, the cooperation is more and more tacit understanding, and then after knowing each other for a long time, he said to open the voice to play. The brother-in-law wants to open it, and the embarrassment is embarrassing. Before the brother-in-law could speak, he heard a soft and sweet voice coming from the other side: I'm sorry, but I'm actually a girl! The brother-in-law was cold at that time.

9, the beautiful female colleague offended a customer, the customer came to the door to make a big fuss, mediation was fruitless, threatened to cancel all orders, unless the female colleague apologized to him on his knees. The boss, who has always been a money fan, bowed his head and did not speak, suddenly burst into flames, punched the customer's chin, and said: Every employee I regard as family! Cancel, cancel! scram! We were stunned to see it, and our colleagues sounded thunderous applause, and it was worth dying with such a boss! Even my old employee is boiling with blood and wants the boss's sister-in-law to kneel? Are you kidding me? As a result, the customer canceled the order, the company fell into a predicament that month, could not pay the salary, the boss had no choice, had to run away with the sister-in-law. Since then, his legend has flowed down the rivers and lakes.....

10) When I was in college, one of my roommates was particularly lazy and did not pay attention to personal hygiene. But he was smarter, and once he secretly put his socks in my basin. I didn't know the case all washed him. Just the courier called, there was a courier for me to go to get, the big summer ran for a long time. Opening it found out that it wasn't something I bought, and he left the name number for me. Then I threw him straight into the river.

11. When I was in high school, my father took me from my grandmother's house in the countryside to the city and sent me to study in key middle schools. Our chemistry teacher is a little old man, and some time ago we were hospitalized for appendicitis surgery, and the school gave us a new teacher. The new chemistry teacher has just graduated from college, and the class is particularly humorous, mingling with his classmates. In chemistry class today, the teacher walked into the classroom and shouted, "Hurry up and close all the windows!" The class was suddenly confused and did not understand what the teacher meant. As a result, the teacher took out the test paper from yesterday's exam and said: "This time the chemical score is particularly poor, and I am worried that some students will not be able to open it!" ”

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