1. On the bridge, a boy had already drunk eighteen bowls of Meng Po soup, and Meng Po saw it to stop him: Enough, don't drink, the boy was already crying and looked at Meng Po with red eyes, and yelled at Meng Po, but I

1. On the bridge, a boy had already drunk eighteen bowls of Meng Po soup, and Meng Po saw it to stop him: Enough, don't drink, the boy was already crying and looking at Meng Po with red eyes, yelling at Meng Po, but I still haven't forgotten her! Meng Po said that she drank a bowl and forgot about you. Do you remember what she looked like? The boy cried and replied of course that she had a scar on her face that I will never forget. Meng Po said to drink another bowl. The boy fell asleep after drinking. Meng Po looked up at the sky. She nodded slightly, tears streaming from her eyes. A gust of wind blew, and the veil on Meng Po's face was blown off, revealing a scar...

2. I bought something online and thought of teasing the courier guy, so I changed the recipient to a strange name. The recipient's name was written by the emperor, and after waiting for a long time, the courier finally came, waiting for the courier brother to wait for him to say: "Emperor, your courier." Unexpectedly, he asked, "Whose courier did you take?" All I could say was, "Take the emperor's." The courier brother gave me a sentence: "Oh, my father-in-law is so young!" ”

3. At night, I left work very late, on the subway, the girl next to me should be sleepy, and I fell asleep directly on my shoulder. I looked at her, smiled slightly, and silently dropped the mineral water a little and ran down my shoulder. Almost standing, I woke her up and said grievously, "I apologize for disturbing your sleep, but I can't stand this saliva." She looked at me, blushed instantly, quickly apologized, and finally insisted on helping me wash my clothes and left my phone number!

4. Dudes claim that a thousand cups are not drunk among us, although it is not so exaggerated, but the amount of alcohol is really large. The buddies go to visit their girlfriend's house, and the girlfriend's father and brother at the square table greet the buddies: "Drinking?" The buddy felt embarrassed, so he said, "I can't drink it." The girlfriend's father listened to a serious face and said: "It's not like a man without drinking." The buddy was very helpless to respond and said, "Then drink some." Then that night, his girlfriend's brother and dad were hospitalized with alcohol poisoning.

5. In elementary school, the teacher always let us clean the playground. Today I asked who would like to sweep the playground, and I was the only one in the class who raised my hand. Then the teacher said, "Everybody but me is going to sweep me!" That's when I understood the true meaning of giving up! At university, due to the limited number of places, the teacher is ready to find another person to voluntarily give up the scholarship evaluation qualification. I was still the only one in the class to raise my hand! Then I was abandoned. "

6. At home at night, the courier suddenly arrived, so I asked my husband to help me pick up the courier. "Husband, there is a courier for me downstairs, help me pick it up!" "Don't go! I play games too! "Hurry up, people are waiting downstairs!" "Don't go! Unless you give me 100 pieces! "I'll give you 200 yuan, you go down..." The husband took the money and rushed down! Then I calmly dialed the courier's phone and said: "The person goes down, and the 300 yuan paid is asked for him!" ”

7. After the daughter-in-law has finished the egg injection, her body suddenly feels uncomfortable. I immediately drove the Passat to the hospital for examination, the daughter-in-law waited outside, and I took the results inside. The doctor said: "Your daughter-in-law's health is no problem, you go home and follow her in everything, try not to quarrel, try not to meet her requirements, travel often, let her keep her mentally happy, and soon she will get better." After coming out, I helplessly said to my daughter-in-law: "Wife, the doctor said that you have no cure for this disease." ”

8. Old Li, who was both my boss and my father-in-law, quarreled with me at the company because of his opinions, and then took his daughter away. I didn't see my wife for a week, so I went to my husband's house and knocked on the door. The old man opened the door and looked, "What are you here for?" Me: "I... I..." The old man: "If you have a fart, let it go, and go quickly after you finish!" "I let out a stinky fart, and the old man looked at me with contempt and 'slammed' the door shut. I hurriedly knocked on the door: "Dad, you misunderstood, I haven't said anything yet?" ”

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