On the bridge, a boy had already drunk eighteen bowls of Meng Po soup, and Meng Po saw it to stop him: Enough, don't drink, the boy was already crying and looking at Meng Po with red eyes, yelling at Meng Po, but I still

On the bridge, a boy had already drunk eighteen bowls of Meng Po soup, and Meng Po saw it to stop him: Enough, don't drink, the boy was already crying and looking at Meng Po with red eyes, yelling at Meng Po, but I still haven't forgotten her! Meng Po said that she drank a bowl and forgot about you. Do you remember what she looked like? The boy cried and replied of course that she had a scar on her face that I will never forget. Meng Po said to drink another bowl. The boy fell asleep after drinking. Meng Po looked up at the sky. She nodded slightly, tears streaming from her eyes. A gust of wind blew, and the veil on Meng Po's face was blown off, revealing a scar...

2 The old man is a bus driver, and he has been tired of this job for ten years. Driving today, when I started, I shouted weakly: The door is closed! No one answered, so he closed the back door and started. At this time, a female voice came from the carriage: Open the door! The old man braked angrily, opened the back door, and shouted: "Get down fast!" Everyone in the car looked at the back door, but no one came down for half a day, looking at each other and not knowing what was going on. At this time, the woman on the TV set in the car made another sound: Open the door!

3 Me: "Dad, I rear-ended a Bentley, and the owner told me to lose 10.11 million." Dad: "Loser, I don't have any money to pay you."

Me: "I know, so I smashed the car, and she let me lose 2 million."

Dad: "How can I afford to lose 2 million, let's break off the father". "

Me: "Dad, I'm joking with you, in fact, I scored 200 points on the college entrance examination, are you telling you the score now?"

4 My mother sent me to the test center, looked at the black pressure crowd, and muttered, "So many people! I thought my mother was worried about me, so I quickly said: "Mom, don't worry about me, no matter how many people are of any use, you can't stop your son from studying well." My mother said excitedly: "I quickly go home and let your father pull our family's freezer, sell water and ice cream, surely you can make a lot of money, you don't rub it out early after the exam, help me sell, those candidates come out must have a dry mouth, to send hahaha." "Then my mom went away excitedly...

5 In the morning, when a colleague did not come, the chairman called him and asked why. Colleagues said their wives had just died. Chairman: I understand your feelings, don't be too upset, please take a few days off just say it. Colleague: If I perform well, I should be able to come out in 20 years, do you think? No, I'll go to you now! Chairman: Okay, too good, take care of yourself in it, come back and I will give you the position of deputy director of the company!

6 The mother-in-law is a coach at the driving school, and yesterday she saw her brother-in-law lying on the engine cover of the coach car crying bitterly, and she was a pro-coach car.

I asked my mother-in-law, "What's wrong with him?" ”

The mother-in-law said: "He has been practicing for 6 years, but the subjects are not enough, this time he made up his mind, he did not learn, just now he was kissing the car goodbye..."

I remembered that I was still quite lucky, and I had only been studying for 4 years.

7． A female colleague received a Valentine's Day gift from her boyfriend and bought a Gucci bag and was showing it off in front of her colleague. Suddenly a male colleague said to the female colleague: I will give you 1,000 yuan and you will sell me the invoice. The female colleague was very puzzled and asked: Do you want an invoice? The male colleague said: The girlfriend has always wanted a Gucci bag, but it is too expensive to buy, so I want to buy an invoice and then buy a fake bag to coax my girlfriend. Suddenly the female colleague seemed to find something and pulled out the phone to call her boyfriend: How much money did you invoice to buy. Boyfriend Horror: You can find it all.

8． A female classmate is working in a bank, one day a big bride came to withdraw money, the female classmate brushed the passbook: "Big bride, how much do you want to withdraw?" Big Lady: "Oh! Girl, I don't take money, I have 100,000 in my passbook, just show it to you. I live near here, observing you for many days, I think you are a good-looking and polite girl, if you are my daughter-in-law, this money will be a bride price for you. The whole bank hall laughed

9． My husband worked in other places, paid a salary every month, and transferred it to me at the first time. Yesterday my husband just called me the money, and I went to the beauty shop. The master sister asked me: Big sister, I guess you have twenty-seven eight, right? Me: Oh, I'm in my 30s this year, do I look younger? Technician Sister: Yes, the childishness of the clothes looks young!

10． The little niece started school, and I raised my hand to send the little niece to school. My mother said suspiciously: There is no way at all, what are you diligent about? The little niece quickly echoed: Grandma, or you send me, my aunt must be hungry for the small dumplings at the entrance of our school, or she will look up to the big brother who sells small dumplings. Last semester, after buying the small dumplings several times, I was still chatting with the big brother there, so I was almost late, and the key was that the big brother didn't pay much attention to her.

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