1, a young man came to the Porsche 4S store alone to see the car, took out 5,000 yuan in cash and patted the table: "I bought a Porsche." The salesperson exclaimed, "Sir, you really are."

1, a young man came to the Porsche 4S store alone to see the car, took out 5,000 yuan in cash and patted the table: "I bought a Porsche." The salesman exclaimed, "Sir, you're kidding, this little down payment isn't enough." Boy: "Isn't it a Porsche 5000 written out there?" Salesman: "Well, if you go out and go north, the company's Audi is only 500." ”?

2, the brother-in-law is very fascinated by the game, the sister is very disgusted with him to play the game for the sake of the game ignore the sister. On this day, my sister said to my brother-in-law: Husband, I am pregnant. The brother-in-law was stunned for a moment, then jumped up and said: Really? I'll give my dad a happy day! So the brother-in-law immediately quit the game, and then ran home and said: Dad, I have come to announce the good news to you, you are going to be a grandson! I saw that my brother-in-law's father suddenly had a black line on his face, and my sister laughed madly. After the brother-in-law found out that he said it wrong, he quickly changed his mouth: I was so excited, I just said it was wrong, it was you who wanted to have a grandfather! The brother-in-law's father couldn't help it, and he directly started to beat it...

3, the second generation of the rich have a Rolex green water gem, but this morning when I went out forgot to bring !!! Several times I wanted to see the time to raise my hand and see an empty wrist. When sitting next to fuerdai when riding the subway, the little boy asked Fuerdai: Uncle, do you have an invisible watch??? Fu Er Dai was embarrassed and said: No, uncle is just pretending to have a watch!!!

4, there is a hundred-year-old couple in the hometown, the old lady boils soup for the old man to drink every day, just last year, the old lady died, and then his daughter-in-law is responsible for boiling soup for the old man to drink. But the daughter-in-law could not always get the kind of taste that the old man wanted, so the old man scolded her continuously. Finally, one day the daughter-in-law really couldn't stand it, and put half a bottle of enemy fear in the soup while boiling the soup, planning to poison the old master. As a result, the old man cried after drinking it and said, "This is the taste!" ”?

5. Once the uncle's son entered the city, he and his wife took him to the pedestrian street at night. Coming out of a clothing store, there stood a beautiful lady boss at the door. The brother-in-law passed by the boss lady while watching the liveliness, and the boss lady gave way sideways. The brother-in-law was clever and put his arms around the lady boss! But the hostess was frightened and asked him what he was doing? The brother-in-law was embarrassed and said: I thought it was a model that I knocked over...

6. After graduating from college, I worked as a worker in an electronics factory, and my monthly salary was only 2,000 yuan. I was not convinced, so I invited the female factory director to dinner. We came to the roast duck shop and ordered a few hard dishes that cost me half a year's salary. Halfway through the meal, the female factory director had something to leave, and I asked the waiter to pack in the spirit of not being wasteful. The waiter looked at me in amazement, because there was nothing on the table except bones. I quickly said, "Pack, give the bones to the dog." The waiter nodded and shouted, "Pack the dog."

7, the chairman of the board of directors can not move to let us work overtime, when there is nothing to do, I am like a girlfriend scolding the chairman. Later, I once met the chairman on the street with my girlfriend, and I said hello. The girlfriend asked me with a confused face: Is this the chairman you said has less hair and more words? The girlfriend said a word, the chairman's face changed from white to blue, and the anger was extremely embarrassing for a while...

8. Just now, my sister took off my driver's license and took me out for a ride. She was visibly nervous on a crowded road, clutching the steering wheel with both hands and constantly honking the horn. I said anxiously: Sister, don't be nervous, the more nervous you are, the easier it is to have an accident! The sister glared at me and said: Nervous what, I can't hold back when I drink too much water before going out...

9, the company's finance department has just recruited a good looking accountant! It was even more coincidental that we both made a subway route, and every day her dad rode an electric ride to the station. Finally one day I couldn't help asking the beauty: Uncle, hello, I am her colleague! The beautiful woman looked at me and said: This is my husband! I was on a sunny day: Little sister! Don't you lack fatherly love?

10. The father-in-law got the demolition compensation and went to the 4S store to pick up a Cadillac. Driving out for a ride, I happened to be rubbed on the road by a big mother who rode a three-wheeler to buy fruit!! The father-in-law looked at the piece of paint that had been rubbed off and was silent!! In order to make the aunt remember a little longer, the father-in-law said: "You lost me 100 yuan!! The aunt was also silent and said: "Big brother, 100 pieces can buy a bucket of paint, enough to spray you a car, you must not blackmail people!" ”

11, the sister-in-law climbed the mountain and was bitten by a snake, and the abbot gave the sister-in-law a bottle of ointment to treat the wound in the temple, and after the sister-in-law's wound was healed, she asked the abbot: "The bottle of medicine you sent last time is really good, and I will eat it at once." The abbot said, "It must be effective, it is precious!" The sister-in-law said, "Is it that expensive?" How much is it? The abbot said, "Of course, I'm afraid you'll be able to tell me!" The sister-in-law screamed, "No! Hundreds? The abbot didn't know what to say for a moment.

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