1. A beautiful beauty was tricked into the pyramid scheme nest by her classmates, the pyramid scheme leader brainwashed her in class, the beauty was very cooperative with serious study to listen to the class, and the light of admiration flashed in her eyes: I had to sincerely say, "Big brother,

1. A beautiful beauty was deceived into the pyramid scheme nest by her classmates, the leader of the pyramid scheme brainwashed her in class, the beauty was very cooperative with the serious study of the lecture, and the light of worship flashed in her eyes: I had to sincerely say, "Big brother, I worship you as a teacher, you teach me well, take me, let me learn to make money with you." As soon as the eldest brother heard that the beauty was hooked, he said to let her pay the money, and the beauty said yes, I will go home tomorrow to get the money! You must take me to the top of my life! The eldest brother heard that the beautiful woman wanted to go home to get the money, and his heart was even happier, and he continued to brainwash her: "You can ask your family to transfer money to you, so that you don't have to run around, and you can quickly seize the opportunity to get rich." The beauty said, "My father will not give me money if I don't go back, my father is a very stubborn person, he will not see me, he will not give me money." "The eldest brother is blinded by money, and he also believes in his brainwashing technology, thinking that the beauty is too simple and has been brainwashed successfully." The next morning, I asked the beautiful woman to hurry back to get the money, and the beautiful woman said grievously: "Big brother, I don't have a fare, can you borrow 600 yuan for me?" When I come back I'll pay you back a thousand dollars. "The eldest brother thought about it, anyway, the money she got back was mine, and it didn't hurt to lend her some." So the eldest brother gave the beautiful woman six hundred yuan. The female college students thanked her, thanked her again and again, and promised to return soon. A week passed, the female college student did not come back, the eldest brother waited impatiently, he picked up the mobile phone and called her and asked: "When are you coming back?" There is no chance to come back. The female college student replied: "You liar, do you really think I have been brainwashed by you?" If it wasn't for the escape, I wouldn't have bothered to act with you? I've called the police, you're waiting to be caught! ”

2. A couple goes on a trip and accidentally has a car accident, the husband is not hindered, the wife is seriously injured and faces death, the husband is holding his wife's hand in front of the bed and twitching his body, wife: Can you promise me one thing? Husband: I promise you everything. Wife: You fuck, don't laugh so happy okay?

In the prison, the guards said to the prisoners, "Your wife sees you coming." The prisoner asked, "What is her name?" Prison guard: "Don't you even know your wife's name?" The prisoner replied, "Don't you know that I am guilty of bigamy?" ”

3. On the eve of the Mid-Autumn Festival holiday, I found that the group leader was sad and sad. I asked him what was going on, and he said, "Well, it's over the holidays, and it's going to be blocked again." Me: You don't have a car right now, what are you worried about? Team Leader: If you have big fish and big meat during the festival, my blood vessels are going to be blocked again. Me: It's easy to do without blocking. Team Leader: Did you just shut my mouth? Team Leader: No, you put a warning sign next to the big fish and big meat, in order not to block the blood vessels, please go around.

4. During this time, square dancing was popular, and it was also popular in our countryside. A bunch of old ladies dancing square dancing! I'll just drive the car to their dancing side!" Specially play some square dance songs, obviously see some novices can't keep up with the rhythm! I don't know that the dance that song is dancing is almost beyond the rhythm of the group of demons dancing! Haha, laugh me to death!

5. On weekends, I drive more than 30 million Rolls-Royces to dinner. As a result, just out of the door of the villa, I was chased and scolded by a sister!! I just wanted to open my mouth to scold, and when I saw her appearance, I was fascinated at a glance. My sister said, "I'll fix your car, don't think about anything else." "I made an appointment the next day at the auto repair factory, and my sister brought a middle-aged woman over. The woman's foundation was slightly thicker, the corners of her eyes were raised, and she had done beauty at a glance, and it must have been the mother of this sister-in-law. I said to my sister, "What's the matter, I still brought my sister to make a big noise!" As a result, the sister gave a blank look: "This is my mother!! But the sister's mother was very happy to hear it. After a month, I got my wish to hug the beauty!!

6. Because I am afraid that my future child will inherit my single eyelid, I have not wanted a child. In the end, I was unexpectedly pregnant, and my husband encouraged me to give birth to this child. Now my daughter is 5 years old and yesterday I took her to the hospital for a vaccination. The daughter said innocently, "Mom, what are we going to do?" Me: "Of course it's an injection." Daughter: "Why do you want to get a needle, what did the needle do wrong?" Doesn't the needle hurt? After 5 minutes, my daughter began to cry: "This is a needle hitting me, this is a needle hitting me..."

7. My girlfriend has been shouting to lose weight, one day, I teased her: "Every day I see you lose weight, it seems that I have not lost a few meats!" Girlfriend: "You only look at my weight loss and don't lose weight, but have you ever thought about what it would be like if I didn't lose weight!" Me: "Well, you managed to convince me!" ”

8. Today is in a good mood, I sent a message in the circle of friends: "The sky is really blue"! Immediately, someone below replied, "There's no time when it's dark?" You haven't seen anything bluer, have you?" Why don't you say it?" alas! There are so many people on the platform, can I still have a good word?

9. Today, I went to the billiard hall with a few buddies to play billiards. When we came out, we saw a passing girl at the door of the billiard hall, and her back was very beautiful. The buddies sang loudly: "Lift your hijab, let me see your face..." The girl heard someone singing behind her and looked back curiously. The buddies sighed and sang again: "Sister, you boldly go forward, go forward, don't look back..."

10. My wife is a very suitable person to live at home, she is usually very frugal. In particular, the bargaining is particularly strong, although it is very rich now, but it still cannot change this problem. Once the wife looked at a necklace on the pedestrian street, from 1080 bargain to 50. After I knew, I followed my wife's example and went to the gold store to buy her the right earrings, asking for 888, and I bargained for 150. The salesman simply made a perfunctory gesture and then called the security guard over. Although I was a little lame, I still admired her professionalism and did not swear!

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