1, the boyfriend hated me for having a fox smell and dumped me. I was very sad and ran to my sister's house to complain to my sister. As soon as I sat down, my sister brought me a Coke. Halfway through, my sister went to wash it

1, the boyfriend hated me for having a fox smell and dumped me. I was very sad and ran to my sister's house to complain to my sister. As soon as I sat down, my sister brought me a Coke. Halfway through, my sister went to the bathroom, and she was a little embarrassed because she didn't know her husband very well. To ease the mood, he told a joke that made a coke I had just drunk squirt into his face. I awkwardly took the paper to wipe his face, just then my sister came in. Sister, don't go, it's not what you think!

2, the female neighbor's electrical box trip, came to my house to rub the air conditioner, it turned out that my room was much larger than hers, and the rent was the same, this is good, she looked for the landlord theory, either change a room, or reduce the rent, and finally she and the landlord negotiated the decision is to give me a rent increase ...

3, my father-in-law in order not to let the only daughter be wronged, he married a house, but asked me to repay the mortgage myself. I was a brick mover, the salary was very low, and I couldn't quit my job and go to work in a chemical factory in a foreign country. In order to save money, I go to the factory canteen for a free lunch at noon. At noon today, I went to the canteen with the group leader to eat, and I accidentally bit my tongue. I couldn't help but scream, and the group leader asked strangely: What are you doing? I couldn't speak in pain, pointed to the rice on the table, pointed to my mouth, and spit some blood into the ground. The group leader was shocked in an instant, and immediately shouted: Everyone don't eat! The dish is poisonous. It was so frightening that I sprayed the rice in my mouth on his face...

4, I especially love my sister who is dependent on each other, once she planned to buy a BMW 320, I secretly lent her 200,000 yuan from my wife. When my wife found out, she was furious and threw me out of the house. I was wandering around the nearby park when I suddenly found an old man in a wheelchair with a face full of pain shaking with his mobile phone. I ran over to lika, then took off my coat and draped it on him: "Uncle, what have you done, are you frozen?" The old man frowned and looked at me and said, "Young man, why do you say that every time you shake a man?" "(Source: Network) Comment: We are all people with stories.

5, I have a cousin, born a few hours later than me, so my aunt especially likes to compare me, work boyfriend and so on! This is not, the New Year cousin took the boyfriend home, so specially came to my house to visit relatives, praise this man is so good, the salary is high and the management level, until the boy saw me and shouted me "supervisor good", the aunt will never speak again!

6. My cousin is the winner of the city's college entrance examination and was admitted to a prestigious university. A month after the start of school, my cousin came to me crying, saying that her skin had been tanned after military training, and her boyfriend hated her and dumped her. I comforted her: This kind of stinky man, don't do it, what is wrong with black spots, can I be black again? My cousin laughed: Yes, my sister is so dark, no one has ever wanted it, and I am so optimistic, I want to learn this spirit from my sister.

7. A sailor was preparing to go on a long voyage when a friend asked him, "How did your father die?" "Died in a sailing accident." "What about your grandfather?" "Also died at sea. A sudden tropical storm took his life. So the friend advised, "Then why do you want to go sailing as a sailor?" The sailor smiled indifferently and asked, "How did your father die?" "Die at home." "What about your grandfather?" "Also died at home." "Dear friend, then why do you want to stay at home?"

8) Some people always say that love is based on material things. And I don't think so, just take me. Last year was the peak of my life, I opened three listed companies, met my current wife, and got married. Today, however, the investment failed, and all three companies went bankrupt. But my wife did not give up on me and has always been by my side. At that moment, I had an epiphany: those should be tuition, I decided, and then asked my father for 1 billion, I said I didn't believe it, I wouldn't make a comeback!

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