Upstairs, a young woman was newly moved, and she looked really beautiful. Once she came downstairs to me, said that the sewer pipe in the bathroom at home was blocked, let me go upstairs to help her dredge it, I rushed to get the tools, and followed the beautiful woman upstairs, but in five minutes, I helped the beautiful woman dredge the sewer pipe in the bathroom. The beauty was very enthusiastic, made me tea, pulled me to sit on the sofa and chatted, which made me feel overjoyed and overjoyed, and we quickly became acquainted. Since this day, the beautiful woman has gone downstairs to ask me for help in everything in her family, and I have not refused to come, and every time I am eager to go upstairs to help her solve the problem. One day I came down from the stairs and came home to find that there was a young man in the house, so I asked my wife who this man was and why she came to our house. My wife said lightly, he is a neighbor downstairs, I want him to go upstairs to help our family repair things, dredge the pipes!
2. My sister-in-law has just been promoted to manager of the company, and her work is much busier than before. Yesterday I went to pick up my little niece from school and met a high school classmate I hadn't seen for years at the school gate. He was surprised and said: Yo, I haven't seen you in a few years, your children are so old. The little niece gave my classmate a blank look: Uncle, are you not wearing glasses? Do you think my aunt can give birth to such a beautiful girl as me?
3. Today my girlfriend asked her husband: If one day I die and put it in a coffin, and at night you hear knocking inside, what will you do? Her husband: Then you have to open the coffin to see, in this case everyone has to put the coffin up. The girlfriend is happy, and her husband said again: If you see if you are not dead, knock a hammer down, and bury the dead thoroughly, otherwise it is unlucky! Girlfriend: ...
4. I bought three buns in the morning, and who knows how to give one more, I returned it. Stall owner: "Girl, this one is for you, no money." I said, "Thanks, I'll eat three." The stall owner: "Oh, girl, you are losing weight!" I said, "No, your buns are not delicious, I can't eat at most three..."
5. When my brother-in-law once went to my mother-in-law's house as a guest, at noon I helped my mother-in-law kill a rooster, and I got the blood of the chicken, so I took it off and put it in the washing machine and washed it. After lunch, I planned to go home when my clothes were dry, but after waiting for a long time, my clothes were still dry, so I squinted in my wife's room. Later, when I came out to go to the bathroom, I saw my mother-in-law standing on the balcony, holding a small water gun, secretly pouring water on my clothes! Then that night I had to live with my wife, and 8 months later our child was born and I got married!
6. The brother-in-law beat the king and met a sister-in-law, and the two had been in online dating for two years, during which they also met. The brother-in-law felt that it was time to talk about marriage, but the girlfriend said that the family did not agree. A little straight temper, today carrying something to the door to kiss, the result was beaten to the nose and blue face swollen. I wondered, I didn't agree, I didn't agree, why did I want to beat someone, and later I learned that I was beaten by my husband!
7. The cousin grew up living with his parents in the city, and should have a very dismissive attitude towards the countryside because he grew up in the city. The aunt's family lives in the countryside, and near the New Year, she visits her aunt's house, and although her cousin is very dismissive, she still chooses to come to her aunt's house like her parents. He ran to the kitchen of his aunt's house and found that there was something like paste, which he hadn't seen before, so he ate a spoonful and felt good. But I still learned a sentence from the TV series, and pretended to be dismissive: "Hmm, this is simply for pigs to eat." The aunt came quietly next to her: "This was originally for pigs to eat." ”
8. When I got home in the afternoon, I found a wallet on the way home, which contained hundreds of dollars and documents. The most important thing is that there is a piece of paper that says: I often drop things, the money in my wallet is given to you, just return the documents to me. The mobile phone number is clearly written on it, and I will call it when I get to this one. Only to hear a sentence from the other party: I also just picked up this mobile phone.
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