1, a netizen gave me a question, saying that it was a brain teaser: a penguin and a pig were locked in the ice warehouse, but the ice warehouse was not powered on that day, but the next day I found that the penguin died and the pig returned

1, a netizen gave me a question, saying that it was a brain teaser: a penguin and a pig were locked in the ice warehouse, but the ice warehouse was not powered on that day, but the next day I found that the penguin was dead and the pig was still alive, ask why? I couldn't get the result when I thought about it, so I had to ask netizens for advice, so he asked me: Are you very confused? Me: Yeah! Him: Actually, pigs are also wondering about this. We know it's being played.

2, in the morning by his wife to train a meal to go to work, depressed, but thinking that he is a doctor, he forced himself to play twelve points to receive patients. A patient came to see a doctor, and after reading it, he asked me: "Doctor, why do you see that you are in a bad mood?" I said, "When I got up in the morning, my daughter-in-law disciplined me on the grounds that she was in a bad mood." The patient turned to his lover and said, "See, even if you train your husband, you must have a reason." ”

3, the girl wants me to pick you up is not I came to pick you up, do you want to go to the movie is not to go to the movie, do you want to buy it is not wanted, you want to marry me, I am not married to me, don't keep asking and remembering that what you want to do is the answer she wants in the end

4, my friend's cousin is very beautiful, thirty years old and has no object, I beg him to introduce me to know. Friend said: My cousin is very picky, talking is also very "sharp", if she can't look at you, she will directly ask you if you have a room? Do you have a car? I said: No problem, I have my book and car keys. On the day of the blind date, when I met her, I was really amazed, it was really beautiful, and then I was surprised by her first words, "Amazing", and she asked directly: Do you have a private jet? I......

5, yesterday accidentally deleted dad QQ. Then realized the seriousness of the matter, immediately re-added, the result of the father set the QQ to "need to answer the question to add", he set the question is "what is the name of my beloved daughter" I saw the message I was warm, instantly full of tears trembling and entered my name, the result of the system replied to the answer error! In the end I was really in tears.

6, go to the interview, just entered the interview room people supervisor said that the WiFi password is: 12345678! I kept typing in the password incorrectly, but I didn't dare ask. After 10 minutes, the head of personnel asked: Is it connected? I replied: Not yet. So the personnel supervisor took it and entered: 2444666668888888! Am I not passing the interview now? I didn't expect the answer to such a simple question...

7, the university teacher who teaches business English is a foreigner, his first class wants to be familiar with everyone, ask us if we have a wooden English name, we all answer him in pinyin. As a result, the teacher's head was big, said he couldn't remember, asked if he could take a simple and easy to remember, and then everyone took Jack, May, John or something? And I'm more powerful, named Dady, I haven't been asked a question once in the whole school year, of course, the final one-on-one exam is also hell level...

8. Crowd the subway in the evening peak. Seeing that the eldest brother calmly put away his mobile phone, I squeezed next to him and waited to take his seat. As a result, after waiting for half a day, the big brother did not have the intention of getting up! I didn't hold back and asked, "Brother, if you don't get out of the car, why did you put away your mobile phone?" The eldest brother looked at me with a confused face: "The phone is out of battery..." I...

9, the holiday and daughter-in-law to climb the mountain, when going down the mountain she did not pay attention to the foot slipped, sitting on the stone steps. Many people looked at her with embarrassment, so I rushed to help her, to see her looking for something on the steps, asking her what had fallen, and I would help you find it. The daughter-in-law whispered that it was too humiliating, I was looking for a step down!

10, thirty-two-year-old sister-in-law has a boyfriend, but every day is getting darker, every day at home can not stop wailing! The mother-in-law said, "Girl, you are as ugly as black or not!" The sister-in-law asked her mother-in-law: "Mom, to tell the truth, I didn't send it when you charged your phone bill!" The mother-in-law was stunned and said, "Dead Nizi, don't talk about yourself so high-end." Can you even hook up with a mobile company? You just bought a basket of native eggs at the wet market, and the shop was kind enough to give me one more..."

11. When a three-year-old child sees a stamp, he asks: Dad, what is this little picture for? Dad said: This is to put it on the envelope, and then put it in the mailbox to send the letter out. The son asked again: What is the mailbox? Dad said: Just at the side of the road, green, with mouths on it to throw things. The son said in surprise: Dad, isn't that a trash can?

12, a two-day friend yesterday after drinking wine and cycling to send his girlfriend home, because it is a country road, accidentally fell over the rice field, the next day told us that we broke up, asked him why? He said that the woman had a brain problem, she fell, and she was in the mood to sing: "Friend, you are going to leave today, and you have made this cup of wine!" A faint word came from the corner: "SB, she is going to be with you Tian Zhen!" ”。

13, Christmas morning I met a white-bearded old man, carrying a big baggage, he mysteriously pulled me around the corner. Pointing to the big baggage and asking if I have children at home? I nodded, pointed to the strange letters on the big bag and asked, "Denmark?" The old man nodded his head, and as he spoke, he opened the bag and revealed a bunch of beautiful dolls, and I thought to myself that this was the legendary Santa Claus! I'll pick a few! Nod your head in thanks, take it and go! He pulled me aside: "I said I bought it (Denmark), I guaranteed to give you the lowest price, you have to pay!" ”

14. Before doing abdominal surgery, a rich man specially asked someone to make a set of surgical instruments with pure gold handles, and said to the medical staff: "Gentlemen, these knives and scissors will be left for you as a souvenir." The rich man thought that they would definitely do the operation well and forget something in their stomachs without worrying. Halfway through the operation, the surgeon was furious: "The surgical instruments have all gone there, and I haven't finished the operation yet!"