1. The eldest sister-in-law is divorced and lives in my house temporarily. It happened that my wife was on a business trip, and I was at home with my eldest sister-in-law! We were watching TV at home, the eldest sister-in-law said with a sigh. This treasure jade

1. The eldest sister-in-law is divorced and lives in my house temporarily. It happened that my wife was on a business trip, and I was at home with my eldest sister-in-law! We were watching TV at home, the eldest sister-in-law said with a sigh. This Baoyu is really not a thing, Lin Daiyu is so good to him, but he still has an eyebrow with Baochao, and finally married Baochao. I cried and laughed and said that Bao Yu was only good to Lin Daiyu, he and Bao Chao were only brother and sister feelings, and in the end, they were only kept in the dark when they got married. Both he and Daiyu are just victims of the tragedy of love. The eldest sister-in-law said in surprise, is this so? I nodded. The eldest sister-in-law angrily turned off the TV, saying that this kind of broken TV should not be watched. It makes me laugh.

2. I remember when I was in the fifth grade of elementary school, one day the class teacher asked who would like to go to the toilet, and the whole class stood up alone. Then the teacher said: Except for so-and-so, everyone else went to wash the toilet for me! At that time, I understood a truth: there is a sacrifice to get. Now that I'm in college, yesterday the teacher said that due to the limited number of places, he asked who would like to give up the scholarship evaluation qualification? The whole class raised my hand alone, and then I was abandoned! "

3. The brother-in-law bought a three-bedroom and one-room apartment in Country Garden, which is recently being renovated. Yesterday I accompanied him to buy furniture, and the salesman sold a thirty-five-thousand sofa. The brother-in-law saw that the price was too expensive, and he was not willing to buy it. The salesman also said: When I look at the big brother next to me, he is the one who came over, and he can't sleep on the window every day after getting married. The brother-in-law looked at my panda eyes and said: Let's go, go and see the most expensive one!

4. I have been living a single life since the divorce, and yesterday my aunt introduced me to a girl from their village. Today I went to the place where I had made an appointment and found a beautiful girl sitting there. I didn't know if she was waiting for me, so I had to go over and ask. Me: Beauty, hello, please... The girl didn't even raise her head, and shouted loudly: I'm sorry you still asked!

5, the brother-in-law fell out of love, invited guests to drink, the result is that everyone drank too much, he also had to take a taxi to send me home. In the car, he kept the pull ring on the passenger door. When I walked to a busy city, my brother-in-law said to the driver master: Master slow down, too fast I feel bad. The driver master replied very helplessly: Traffic jam, brother! Motionless!

6, the cousin used to drive a local tycoon, but he always felt that there was no future. Gritting his teeth, his cousin quit his job as a driver, borrowed money to open a hot pot restaurant, and did not expect to make a lot of money in a month! He happily invited the staff of the store to dinner, and finally his cousin drank too much, hugged his sister-in-law and did not let go, and said that his sister-in-law was like a mascot. The sister-in-law asked movingly: You say that I am like a fortune cat? The cousin shook his head hurriedly: Zhao Cai Cat where you look good, you look like a golden toad!?

7, I have a distant cousin to read high school, belongs to the kind of play learning, the grades are still super good bully, almost started school, I see his homework is not written to help him write, wrote for three days before he saw, holding the book grateful to Zero: Sister, a problem is not right, how do you do it? Embarrassed to death.

8. The cancer of the first love of the local tycoon husband died, because the two had no children, and she alone inherited hundreds of millions of inheritances. So I immediately pursued her again, and quit my job to concentrate on serving her at home. When she went to work that morning, she forgot to pick up her bag. When I called out to her, I heard her say in a low tone: Don't call me, I can't turn back. I thought she was cosplaying, and I said, "Why did you end up like this overnight?" Tell me why it's good? She turned around and said, "Don't you ask so much, can't you?" Me: No, let me understand all this! Her: I fell on the pillow. "

9, the old home was demolished, my parents used the compensation of 8 million yuan to buy a set of hardcover restoration in the city, calling me to move. There was nothing left in my hometown, and I wanted to take away an air conditioner that had just been installed for a long time, so I went up and disassembled it. As a result, I didn't think that the electricity was actually leaking, the power was not big, I thought of a dad to say, pay attention: Dad, I was electrocuted! Just after saying that, before I could move, my father suddenly roared and kicked me off the chair.

10, wife: I want to find a man out there, you don't get angry. Me: Of course not, I can also find another woman outside. The wife roared: No! I said angrily: I can't do it if you can do it! Wife: The man I am looking for outside can do what you can't do, and I will not quarrel with you all the time, which is conducive to family happiness! But you are looking for a woman, I have a small heart, jealousy and quarrel with you, which is not conducive to family stability! Me: Then I'm small-minded. Wife: A man, as small as a woman, thanks to your good intentions!

11. The sister-in-law sold in Rolls-Royce, sold 10 cars a month, and the company gave a commission of 2 million. After work, the sister-in-law generously invited colleagues to eat at a five-star hotel, but she did not expect that she was drunk when the amount of alcohol was not good. When she woke up the next morning, her sister-in-law found her mouth full of dirt. So she angrily called her colleague to ask about yesterday's situation, and the colleague told her: You have to say that you are a sheep, rush to the park and start nibbling grass, the 5 men in our company can't stop you!???."

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