1. The wife was taking a bath, his husband was watching TV in the hall, suddenly, the bathroom came from the wife's miserable screams, he rushed over to open the bathroom door, saw her wife sitting there, her whole body was red, he immediately ran to ask his wife what was wrong, her wife said in horror: "The water is so hot!!!!! ”
2. I used to ask my girlfriend: How many boyfriends have you had before? Ex-Girlfriend: You don't care how many boyfriends I've had, I swear you're my last boyfriend. After listening to it, I was very happy and my heart was warm. It was only three months after she became someone else's bride ~ she really didn't lie to me, I was just her last boyfriend.
3. Xiao Wang has been working very hard, that is, there is no progress in finding a girlfriend. The friend introduced a blind date to Xiao Wang, and let the two meet and get to know each other. Xiao Wang and the girl sat face to face, the girl looked very quiet, sitting in a dignified posture, Xiao Wang felt very good. So Xiao Wang chatted with the girl one by one, but it was still a little awkward. At this time, Xiao Wang said: I think we all take it easy. The girl nodded, then said: Since you said so, the old lady will not pretend!
4. I've been married to my wife for two years, and I'm a bit lazy and basically don't do housework. Today, after lunch, my wife went out with my girlfriend. I may feel bored myself, so I brushed the dishes, washed my clothes, threw away the garbage, and then cleaned it up. In the afternoon, the wife came back, saw that the housework was done by the nest, and was directly angry. My wife said to me: Say, what mistake did you make at home today?
5. After graduating from a well-known normal university, I returned to my hometown to work as a primary school teacher, and my work was particularly stressful. Recently the weather has been dry and my nose is prone to bleeding. Today in the office to prepare for class, the nose is bleeding without controversy, this scene was just seen by the female teacher next to me, hurriedly gave me tissues to let me! Rub it. The female teacher asked with concern: Why did you have a nosebleed? With a bad smile on his face, he said to her: It's not cute to you. When the female teacher heard it, she blushed shyly, and then said to me: Wait for me after work!?#Headline Comedian#"
6. A rich man was working on documents in his office, and his vice president, who had a monthly salary of 70,000 yuan, came: "Boss, I am late." Rich: "It's all right, go to work." Immediately after the female assistant who earned 5,000 yuan a month was late: "Boss, I'm sorry I'm late." Regal: "The next is not an example, did you hear that?" Female assistant: "Okay, thank you boss!" Employees with a monthly salary of 2800 are late: "Boss, yes... I'm sorry... Late "Rich man:" The finance room went to pay the fine. ”
7. The second generation of the rich was sent to the mountain by the rich to learn martial arts because of their poor grades. Not long ago, the rich second generation learned to go down the mountain, saw a local tycoon boss recruiting bodyguards, the rich second generation went to apply, the local tycoon boss looked at his resume: the bodyguards around me have been recruited, but my family still lacks a water worker, you are from the martial arts, good physical fitness, you can try! Fu Er Dai said coldly: Please don't insult Kung Fu! The local tycoon boss said: Oh, then you hit the Eighteen Palms of the Descending Dragon, the Shadowless Feet of Foshan, and the Rulai Divine Palms! Fu Er Dai immediately stood up: Boss, where is the bucket?
8. A widow in the village was pregnant and was afraid of being laughed at, and gave me 300,000 yuan to marry her. I agreed for the money and married her as a wife. When I got home from work last night, my wife suddenly hugged my thigh. Wife: Husband, I have a dress in the shopping photo today, but it is too expensive, do you say you can't buy it? Me: On which street? Wife: Seongnam Commercial Street. Me: Seongnam is too far away, we haven't been in the world of two people for a long time, let's go to the park and sit together, right? Wife: Yes, go sit down! Me: Wife, I love you! Wife: Husband, I love you too! Me: Let's go now, shall we? Wife: No, let's go buy that dress first!
9. Yesterday I went downstairs to lunch with the boss, and there were a few small children sitting next door, who looked quite cute. One of the little girls came up with a bag of sweet and spicy sauce and said to the boss: Uncle, can you help me tear it open? The boss said: call the brother, ask the brother to help you tear, the little girl turned around and left, and then used her teeth to tear the sauce bag open. Then he deliberately ran over and said, "Obviously, my uncle wants me to call you brother, and my mother says you can't lie." ”?
10. After graduating from college, I joined a company, and the female boss saw that I was a graduate of a prestigious school, so she always valued me, and handed over important things to me, and I also worked hard for her. Some time ago, the landlady designated me to accompany her on a business trip, but because I had no business travel experience, when I arrived at the destination, I found that I forgot to bring my documents. Just when I was at a loss, the landlady asked me: What's wrong? I also answered truthfully, and the landlady smiled, scratched my nose and said: I know that you forgot it on purpose, and I understand the man's careful thinking. I still tried to explain, but the landlady just didn't believe it. I also had to admit, after returning from a business trip, the landlady found a good day to hold our wedding, after marriage, I now live in her mansion every day, drive her luxury car, the day is also moist, the only regret is not to talk about a vigorous love, sad life ah.
11. Relatives come to the family in the New Year, they all drink too much wine, the sister-in-law goes to the toilet, I remind her: you pay attention, the toilet is a little short, don't hit your head! The sister-in-law asked curiously: Someone has bumped into it? Before I could speak, the husband next to me directly interjected: the last time she rushed to the toilet, she ran fast, her head was hit and left in place, her feet slid forward, and she almost knelt in the pit...
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![Years, just quietly walk away, lying flat on a good day is not a few days, leisure has become a habit, and then return to a busy state, there is really some reluctance. Looking back on that year, full of spirit,[fig]](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAP///wAAACwAAAAAAQABAAACAkQBADs=)