1. My wife went abroad, there are only two people left in the family, my mother-in-law is 45 years old this year, looks still charming, because my father-in-law left early, so my mother-in-law has been single, mine

1. My wife went abroad, there are two people left in the family, my mother-in-law is 45 years old, she still looks charming, because my father-in-law left early, so my mother-in-law has been single, my mother-in-law is in a company as a financial director, the ability is very outstanding, the income is also very high, so there are many bachelors who want to pursue my mother-in-law.

2. Accompany the sister-in-law to deal with the violation, I looked, my car drove her for a month and there were actually seventy or eighty violations, at that time even the people who did the work were stunned, she was curious, suggested that I watch the video. So, the three of us began to watch the video, you said that the sister-in-law looked at the smart and beautiful, red light at the intersection, people directly turned left. The clerk looked at my sister-in-law with contempt, looked at me again, and whispered, "Brother, if it weren't for the fact that your car was Maserati, I would have suggested that you change cars." The sister-in-law was immediately angry, and reached out to beat her, and the two of them quickly fought together, and the clerk took the time to say: "Brother, I suggest you change people, find a gentle and virtuous one." "I didn't say a word, this is a sister-in-law, not a daughter-in-law, gentle and not gentle, what is the matter with me." But she does love to beat people, I eat with her 25 times a month, at least 22 times. I looked closely at the clerk, the little girl seems to be good, I was wondering if I really wanted to change someone to drive my car? At this moment, the sister-in-law said: "Brother, hit her... Or I'll go back and hit you at night!" "I was scared as soon as I heard it, I ran out of the house, I had to hide in my girlfriend's house to see how she hit me?"

3. 1, 1, I: "Dad, I rear-ended a Bentley, and the owner told me to pay 10.11 million." Dad: "Loser, I don't have any money to pay you." Me: "I know, so I smashed the car, and she let me lose 2 million." Dad: "How can I afford to lose 2 million, let's break off the father-son relationship." Me: "Dad, I'm joking with you, in fact, I scored 200 points on the college entrance examination, are you telling you that the score is a little better?"

4. When I first got married, my husband looked forward to going to bed early in the morning every day, and my wife was very happy every day, but after a long time, I found that my husband was looking forward to the day not to be dark every day. After work are very late to come back, the wife thought of a way, stipulated that every day at the latest around 22 o'clock to go home or close the door, this husband is happy, every day back late, anyway can not enter the home, directly do not go home. The wife felt that this was not OK, the friend gave her a trick, changed to 22 o'clock do not go home I opened the door to sleep, this worked, the husband came back early every day. The female colleague suddenly sent me a red envelope of 200, she said brother, if someone asks you, just say that you watched a movie with me last night. I said something, she said you leave it alone, you said let's watch a movie together. At noon, a man who claimed to be the husband of a female colleague called me and said, "Did you go to a movie with my daughter-in-law last night?" The tone was not good, but for 200 yuan, I gritted my teeth and said, "Yes." "And then he said what movie are you watching?" I said she didn't tell me. I think this answer is seamless, what if I say it wrong?

5. The unit WeChat group, the boss is also in it, many people do not know. Today, Erzhu Xiaowang typed in the group: Zhang Zong is like a pig! I was horrified and quickly talked to him privately: Zhang Zong was in the group. After a few seconds, Xiao Wang continued to type in the group: Zhang Zong was like a pig, sacrificing himself to benefit the public; Zhang Zong was like a cow, burying his head in hard work and working hard. We want to learn from him! This Nyima is a divine reaction!

6. When A white tomi came out of the Miami bar, it was already two or three o'clock in the morning. When I got home, I was beaten up by the local tycoon with a baseball bat!! Afterwards, the local tycoon hugged his daughter and asked, "Does it hurt?" The daughter said with tears in her eyes, "It hurts!" The local tycoon asked, "Do you hate your father?" The daughter said, "Don't hate!!" The rich man's wife sighed: "Hey, the daughter is kissing her father, so you beat you, you don't hate him!" The daughter said, "Why should I hate him? If you hadn't shouted just now, give me a call!! Dad wouldn't hit me at all!! ”?

7. The neighbor sister moved, and the brother-in-law had a crush on the sister for so long that he did not expect that in the end there was no chance. The brother-in-law asked and sold the house, the original 860,000 bought, sold 800,000. That's right, it cost 800,000 to sell. Then came a new neighbor, just lived for half a month, the new neighbor 750,000 sold. It's been a week since I moved away, I can't think straight, brother-in-law: I can't think straight! #Funny Strip#"

8. My friend and I went on a trip and saw a big sign on the side of the road that read: "Come on and give gifts!" Friends think that there can be small gifts for refueling, and when the refueling is completed, ask the staff: After refueling, what small gifts to send? The staff immediately stood up straight and saluted the two of us. Don't stop me, let me drive the car and kill this cargo, let them know that female drivers can't be messed with!??

9. Sending his girlfriend home, this is also the first time that my brother went to the future mother-in-law's house, and I can't help but feel a little excited and nervous in my heart. After entering the house, the brother-in-law put down the dumbbell in his hand and asked me: Dude, can I practice well? Me: Great brother, very muscular. Then her brother grabbed his wrist, posed in a bodybuilding pose, and said to my girlfriend: Sister, hit me! The girlfriend didn't say a word, and huffed a punch in her brother's eye, and I was confused at the time.

10. Dad especially loves to drink, and his mother is strict, he often orders takeaways to buy wine. Once when we were eating, Dad called the delivery man to deliver two bottles of juice. After a while, the takeaway will come, send two bottles of liquor to !!!!!!!! Dad stayed: I asked you to send two bottles of juice!!!!!!!! Delivering food is sober: yes!!!!!!!! You, I still don't know? Usually you love to drink, order mineral water is to let me send red wine, order juice is to let me send white wine!!!!!!!! Ordering a drink is for me to send a beer!!!!!!!! Dad was in a cold sweat...

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