A female college student was tricked into the pyramid scheme nest, the pyramid scheme leader brainwashed her in class, the female college student listened to the class very seriously, but also very excited, the eyes flashed with adoration: "Big brother, I worship you as a teacher, immediately."

A female college student was deceived into the pyramid scheme nest, the pyramid scheme leader brainwashed her in class, the female college student listened to the class very seriously, but also very excited, the eyes flashed with adoration: "Big brother, I worship you as a teacher, immediately go home to get money, and learn to make money with you." When the eldest brother heard that the female college student wanted to go home to get the money, his heart blossomed, and he continued to brainwash her: "You can ask your family to transfer money to you, so that you don't have to run around, and you can quickly seize the opportunity to get rich." The female college student said, "No, my dad is a very stubborn person, and he won't take money without seeing me." "The eldest brother was blinded by the money, and he also believed in his brainwashing technology, thinking that female college students were too simple and had been brainwashed successfully." He said, "Then go back and get the money!" If you miss an opportunity, you won't have it later. The next day, when the female college student left, she said: "Big brother, I have no fare, can you borrow 500 yuan for me?" I promise to come back immediately after taking the money and return it to you twice. "The eldest brother thought about it, anyway, the money she got back was mine, and it didn't hurt to lend her some." So the eldest brother lent the 500 yuan he had just cheated to a female college student. The female college students thanked her, thanked her again and again, and promised to return soon. But 5 days passed, the female college student did not come back, the eldest brother waited impatiently, he picked up the mobile phone to call the female university and asked her: "When will you come back?" There is no chance to come back. The female college student replied: "Go to your chance, you big stupid hat, really think I was brainwashed by you?" If it wasn't for the escape, I would have to act with you? I've called the police, you're waiting to be caught! "The eldest brother saw the reply and took a look, I was actually deceived? Also cheated 500 pieces. No, I'll have to run. In fact, the female college student was intimidating him, she did not call the police, she just escaped from the pyramid scheme nest, her heart is still hanging!

There was a young woman in our unit, who had just divorced, called me to drink with her, and she wanted to borrow wine to dispel her sorrows and get drunk. I said come to my house, I'll cook a few dishes, buy a few bottles of wine, and get you a good get drunk. I was drinking, her ex-husband came, to take her away, I said, tonight I accompanied your ex-wife to drink and eat vegetables, spent a hundred and twenty dollars, please pay it, right? He snorted, gave me two hundred dollars, and then flew away. Looking at the two hundred dollars that arrived, I smiled, it was really beautiful.

There was a young woman in our unit, who had just divorced, called me and said that her husband was not at home and asked me to go to her house to help her dredge the sewer pipes, and to have dinner and drink two glasses of wine at her house. I rushed to the female colleague's house with my tools!

The husband of the female colleague is in business, very rich, and left a large amount of money and a large house for the female colleague after the divorce. I think if I could get the favor of my female colleague and chase her down, I would be able to struggle for a few years less.

I helped my female colleague dredge the sewer pipe in the bathroom, and the female colleague was very happy, cooked several dishes, and drank with me. As a result, I couldn't drink enough, and I soon fainted. The female colleague's face was rosy, and her eyes were confused and asked me, can you still drink? If you can't drink it, rest it! I thought to myself that my female colleague is a little looking down on my alcohol intake, so how can it work? In order to gain her favor, I opened another bottle of wine, desperately forced to drink, and finally I drank and vomited, drunk from the dining room to the living room, from the living room to the kitchen, bathroom, bedroom, balcony... Then, my female colleagues and I didn't have a then!

2. It's the Mid-Autumn Festival again. It's a good season to eat crabs. At this time, the hairy crabs were particularly fat, and the mother bought a few to go home and prepare to make steamed hairy crabs. The nephew was idle, took a large bucket, put half a bucket of water, put the hairy crab into the bucket, and cut the rope bound by the hairy crab one by one. Then criticize us in a big way: How can you eat live crabs? You are dozens of years old, do you still have love? After saying that, he went downstairs with the bucket. I quietly followed him downstairs, and heard my nephew calling downstairs: Ah Hua, my aunt bought a lot of hairy crabs, I will send you some. Ten minutes later at your doorstep, you take a bucket and wait...

3. When my girlfriend was a junior, she had a boyfriend, which was a pure love boy. The brother once went out with the boy, it was too late, staying in the hotel, this girl herself was confused and fell asleep in bed, and the next day woke up to see that her boyfriend was still sitting at the table reading a book! She asked, "What did you do last night?" Boyfriend: I read a penal book one night...?

4. In order to be able to open a Bentley, I willingly became a door-to-door son-in-law. Usually, I rarely go home, but I go home to visit my grandfather during that holiday. When I got to Grandpa's house, I saw Grandpa wearing socks. Grandpa wore socks on one foot and shoes in his hand to find the other. The puppy was very clever and gave the other sock to Grandpa, who began to praise him for his cleverness. I went up and called Grandpa, and Grandpa didn't turn around and wiped my head: "Well, dog." I seem to have been mistaken by my grandfather!

5. My father-in-law was the owner of a renovation company, and after my mother-in-law's death, he became rampant. He had a personal secretary, a female student who had just graduated from college, and her father-in-law had been flirting with her all day. Later, the two fell in love, and that night, the father-in-law took the hand of the female secretary and walked on the road, and a car came behind and honked its horn. Then, the female secretary suddenly let go of her father-in-law's hand, one to the left, one to the right, and to the side of the road to give way! My father-in-law deeply realized the meaning of the phrase "Husband and wife are originally the same forest bird, and they fly separately in the face of great trouble"!

He took a fancy to the sister-in-law of the security brother in the unit and gave him a fishing rod worth 30,000 yuan and asked him to help match it. The security guard's big brother was very efficient and immediately arranged for us to meet. After three rounds of drinking, he asked her with the strength of wine: "I like you, be my girlfriend, right?" "She didn't think about it at all, directly refused, I was very sad, turned around and left!" After taking a few steps, she suddenly shouted, "Love you!" I immediately ran back to the table and looked at her expectantly. She said, "Hey! You haven't checked out yet! ”"