Dad transferred 10 million to me, I bought three stores, rented 200,000 a month, bought a Porsche, 10 million was gone, so I found a company to work, work

Dad transferred me 10 million, I bought three shops, a month rent of 200,000, bought a Porsche, 10 million is gone, so I found a company to work, salary of 4,000 yuan a month, bought five insurance and one gold, work is to play soy sauce, go home after work to play LOL, go to travel on vacation. Friends say that I have no pursuit, still nibble old, I am also struggling every day, such a day is not suitable for 24-year-old me! Heck, it's rent collection time again!

2 I am 800 degrees nearsighted, but I don't like wearing glasses because it affects my handsome face. Today on the road I saw a round thing running towards me. It was a puppy, and I squatted down and cried out "zuo~zuo~" in my mouth. It wasn't until the object touched me that I saw it was basketball.

3 My son got a cold and asked me to buy him a frozen drink to drink, and if I didn't buy it, he cried his nose there. I squatted down and advised him: You think about it in a different position, if you are a father, I am a son, I have a cold, and I still have to drink a frozen drink, you know that drinking this thing will aggravate the cold, what should you do? The son listened, immediately stopped crying, and thought about it solemnly. Then, a sharp slap on my nose: Do you dare to drink it? bastard!

4 As a single dog, there is nothing to do during the break except to fight kings and alliances. During the rest of the day, I washed a bunch of clothes on a whim and cleaned up my home. Looking at the results of my efforts, I was satisfied, so I took a few photos and sent a circle of friends: exhausted, I have to quickly find a daughter-in-law. Soon after, a bunch of married colleagues commented: Clothes washing less is not addictive?? Housework to do less is not strong??

5 In the summer, my brother-in-law basically wears knee-length shorts when it's hot, and often keeps money in his back pocket. One morning, the sister asked her brother-in-law to go to RT-Mart to buy vegetables, and her face was not washed. The brother-in-law bought some beans at RT-Mart, and when he gave the money, he found that the money was gone, and even his pockets were gone. The brother-in-law was cursing the thief who stole the money, and when he saw the sister who was selling vegetables see the look in his brother-in-law's eyes, he looked down and saw that the shorts were worn backwards.

6 On this day I went to the countryside to see my grandfather live for a few days, and I heard that a couple who had married a few years ago did not have children now. So the wife prayed every day, hoping to have a son. The prayer worked, and the wife gave birth to a son, but he did not look good. The wife said to her husband, "I want my son to be white and beautiful." The husband said, "Oh, you really are, God gave me such a good gift, and you still hate the packaging." ”

7 Girlfriends called me to eat in the past, made braised pork sweet and sour ribs and sauerkraut fish, are my favorite dishes, I can't help but want to shed ha lazi.

At this time, my girlfriend's son pulled my hand and said, "Auntie, will you take me to buy lollipops?" ”

After swallowing hard, he said, "Good."

I opened the door and went out, and the little guy "bang~" behind the door and knocked the door: "Auntie, you go home to eat first, my mother's cooking is not enough for you to eat!" ”

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8 Prices have been rising lately, and wages have never risen, so I decided I was going to find an opportunity to knock on the side of my stingy boss. When I took the elevator at noon, I just met the boss, and I had no words to say: Alas, the price of meat has risen recently, and the green vegetables are also very expensive, and the days are not good! The boss turned his head and looked at me, with a thoughtful expression. I was secretly happy in my heart, and it seemed that my words had attracted the attention of the boss. In the afternoon, when I was about to leave work, the boss held a meeting and said: Due to the increase in the price of meat and vegetables during this time, the lunch was changed from two meats and one vegetarian to one meat and one vegetarian.

9 When I first graduated from college, everyone had no money, so I rented a four-bedroom house with eight roommates in my dorm room. Go to work during the day and play games when you come back at night. Originally, the living room was not large, and the eight computers were quite spectacular! Every day, eight people eat bare-chested and shout and play games! Later, the property and security guard knocked on the door of our house, saying that someone reported us operating a black Internet café without a license.....

10 A couple is watching a travel show on TV, and the scenery is beautiful and yearning. The wife suddenly turned back to her husband and said, "Honey, take me around the world!" I heard that the foreign environment is particularly good and pollution-free! The husband sighed and said, "Alas, I am afraid that foreigners will not be happy!" The wife was puzzled: "Why aren't you happy?" Husband: "People have no pollution, but when you go..."

11 My aunt introduced me to a girl who studied literature, and I did my homework. In order to meet her temperament, I specially booked a Western restaurant. In order to increase the goodwill in her mind, I took the initiative to talk to her about literature. She looked at me with a puzzled look on her face, and I asked her: Is there anything you don't understand that you can ask? Her: Did you not bring any money?

12 My son has loved to watch me do magic since he was a child, and he is full of curiosity. I threw an unshelled peanut into my mouth. Then take it out of his mouth when he's not paying attention. Say to him: Look, it's here. My son looked at me curiously and in amazement, and I said: "You come and try?" He gave him the peanuts. Who knows, he took the unshelled peanut and threw it into his mouth and swallowed it into his stomach. 

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