At work, a female colleague threw me a paper ball and motioned for me to look at it. I took a closer look and there was a number 1102 on it. I said it was completely different, and in order to find out the truth, I just took it

At work, a female colleague threw me a paper ball and motioned for me to look at it. I took a closer look and there was a number 1102 on it. I said it was completely different, in order to find out the truth, I took the paper ball to the boss, the boss looked at it and said: "You fool, room number!" "I say thank you. Back in the work room, I also wrote a piece of paper and threw it over: "I'm not that kind of person!" As a result, the female colleague angrily tore up the paper ball and came over and said, "Brother, what do you mean, what kind of person do you mean I am?" I whispered, "When you gave me your room number, did you want to ask me to talk about work?" I said, "I can't do the company's layoffs, and it's useless to find me." This time the boss has the final say! The female colleague heard the words and said breathlessly: "Say it earlier!" With that she turned and walked, took a few steps and came back and said, "Brother." Don't get me wrong, my date is November 2nd is my birthday, I hope you give me a cake! "I was stunned, could it be that even the boss was wrong in analysis?" Impossible, before several female colleagues sent similar numbers, the boss guessed correctly. In the blink of an eye, on November 2nd, I brought a cake to my female colleague, hoping to be naughty, but I went to her house to find out that no one was there. I called the boss and asked him to eat cake with him, and the boss said busy, where did I say? He said in 1102. The old guy is very smart, just say the number, don't say the name, who knows where? I had no choice but to eat cake alone at the house of my female colleague. I had already figured out that if she didn't come home before ten o'clock, I'd eat all the cake and leave her with no bite. hum!

2. A buddy who has been single for many years has a crush on a beautiful beauty and has always fantasized about being with a goddess. In order to quietly look at the goddess this day, early in the morning he hid downstairs and dialed her mobile phone with a strange number: your courier has arrived! He was thrilled to hear her footsteps hurrying downstairs. Finally saw the goddess... With a plain face, he silently turned off his mobile phone, sighed softly, and disappeared into the morning fog.

3. The female boss was scummed by the scumbag and couldn't think of it herself, but fortunately the ambulance came in time and saved her life. But the landlady's body was particularly weak and she had to stay in the hospital for a while. After work, I went to the supermarket to buy a box of milk and planned to visit the landlady in the hospital. As soon as I got out of the supermarket, I met a well-connected colleague who dragged me to his house for a while. I saw him so enthusiastic, although I was not happy, but it was not easy to resign, so I went. After entering the door, I found his wife greeted him with a smile and said: Come here, what else to buy?

4. When I was picking up my wife and coming home from work, I met a Bentley on the road with a high beam, and he kept following me to look at me. I couldn't stand this violent temper any longer, stopped him and asked, "Why have you been driving the high beam??" He replied, "No, I opened the near light." Then we were confused and studied there for half a day. The guy suddenly said excitedly, "Brother, I see, it's not that my headlights are too bright, it's that your Ferrari chassis is too low!" ”

5. Go to the bar with your buddies at night, and meet a beautiful xian girl at the door. Without hesitation, I stepped forward to talk: "Hey ~ can the beauty ask you about the place?" Sister: "Well, you say. Me: "How do you go down to your heart?" Sister: "The road is very far, see the rolls-Royce on the other side, you can't get there without a good car." ”

6. My sister has recently become obsessed with yoga and today she came to my house to show off. My sister said, "I'm sitting there now with my legs straight enough to eat my toes!" Me: "Since I gave birth to a child, my waist is not good, bending hurts a little!" My son sat on the ground and made a yoga gesture to my sister and said, "Look, I can too, but I don't like to eat toes!" ”

7. A boy in the dormitory who does not often bathe actually took a bath today. When he returned to the dormitory after washing, the boy said to us: It is so comfortable to take a bath with dish soap! Clean and smooth. The rest of the people in our dormitory looked at the boys in amazement and said, "Why did you wash with dish soap?" Boy: That's because I ran out of laundry detergent. Several of us were stunned!

8. My wife opened the door and smiled at me, "Everyone praises me today!" Say that after I get married, I am more like a flower. I replied disapprovingly, "Really? People watch jokes, right? How come I don't feel a little bit? She saw that I was indifferent and a little embarrassed, so she pretended to be mysterious and said to me, "They still say you." "What did you say about me?" I asked absently. "They say I'm a flower, what do you say you can say?" My wife pouted at me. I asked, "They say I'm cow dung?" She groaned and smiled and said, "They didn't say you were cow dung." They all say you're compound fertilizer. ”

9. My brother was stuttering, and when he was in the first grade, he didn't speak very clearly, and his classmates laughed at him. That year, my uncle was admitted to Tsinghua University, and my father asked my brother: Which university do you want to enter when you grow up? The brother said angrily: I also want to go to Frog University! After 12 years, I didn't expect his dream to come true. My brother now makes a lot of money raising frogs, and today he has a new Audi A8L.

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