There is a couple newly married soon. The husband was sent by the company to a foreign country to reside permanently. A year later, the husband returned home on leave. After a cloud and rain that night, the couple snored and fell asleep. There was a sudden knock at the door in the middle of the night

There is a couple newly married soon. The husband was sent by the company to a foreign country to reside permanently. A year later, the husband returned home on leave. After a cloud and rain that night, the couple snored and fell asleep. There was a sudden knock at the door in the middle of the night. The husband jumped up from his sleep and exclaimed, "Not good! Your husband is back! The wife muttered, "No way, he's abroad." ＂

2. Mom usually does not like to play mahjong, after retirement is soaked in the chess and card room all day, the monthly pension of 10,000 yuan is not enough to play cards. After eating this night, my mother wiped her mouth and was ready to play cards, and I said with a bad smile: "Mom, the dishes are not washed so eager to send money?" My mother was angry at the time, pointing at my father with her slippers and saying, "Look at what your son said!" Dad glanced at her and said, "Don't bring too much money, come back and wash the dishes after losing!" "In the end, my dad and I got a slipper.

3. The newly divorced female manager conceived my child, and the chairman fired me together. In order to pay off the car loan, I had to go to Foxconn to work. Last night, when I was working overtime in the workshop, I saw the team leader brewing green tea bags with cold water. I kindly reminded him: "Cold water is not good for making tea, not only hurts the stomach, but also hurts the kidneys!" The group leader looked at me suspiciously, and then checked it with his mobile phone, muttering: "I go, it really hurts my kidneys!" "From then on, the group leader blamed me, I let him hurt his kidney, if I didn't tell him, he wouldn't hurt...

4. The sister-in-law and her brother quarreled, and they were in a very bad mood, so they wanted to find a reason to scold their brother. The sister-in-law wandered around the living room, looked up, and the brother was cooking and sweeping the floor, embarrassed to find something again. So my sister-in-law threw 100 yuan into the vase and wanted to frame my brother for hiding private money. Then pretend to be careless and throw the vase to the ground. Didn't expect to fall out of it for 500 bucks!!

5. When I saw my ex on the street today, I took my niece out of embarrassment and didn't want to say hello. Who knew that this product did not shyly come up to me and said, "Yo, my daughter is so old?" So I embarrassedly wiped my head, and then the niece next to me said: "Uncle, I don't like this old aunt, or the little sister who looked like a XIAN girl last time is more suitable for my aunt." Only to see the ex's angry stomping feet said: "Still the same as before, even children are not qualified." At this time, I said: "No way, my family is polite to beautiful women, but forget about your old aunt!" ”

6. Xiaoming's father would often have a drink, a small wine, a big wine hurt. This reason is still understood, so I will not drink too much, in moderation..... Today, in order to prove the harm of wine to the students, Xiaoming's teacher put a worm into a glass of wine, and the worm died immediately. "Do you know what this proves?" She asked the student. Xiaoming's inspiration suddenly appeared, "This proves that people who love to drink will not have bugs in their stomachs."

7. Today the abbot took the little monk down the mountain to make amends, but when he went back, he lost his wallet without paying attention, and he did not find it for a long time. Just when she was about to lose her heart, a little girl brought back the abbot's wallet. In order to express his gratitude, the abbot invited the sister to dinner, but the sister chose a five-star Western restaurant. At this time, the little monk bowed his head and said: What is the difference between this and losing your wallet?

8. I used to work in a small company, and a dozen people, bosses and employees, like friends, often went out to dinner. But because the company's funds were insufficient, one day the boss told everyone bitterly that he was going to break up. As a result, the accountant girl was not happy and said: This is the happiest place for me to stay. Then, she called her dad and bought the company... #Funny# #搞笑段子 #