1, after marriage with my wife to sleep together, smell her body has a kind of smell, my wife said that it is body fragrance, I have always been convinced. Until yesterday I went to the bathhouse to take a bath, when I changed clothes, I smelled this smell of a big brother next to me, and when I saw my curious eyes, the big brother smiled and said: Buddy, I'm sorry, my fox smell is a bit heavy!
2, my mother-in-law is an acute child, doing everything is wind and fire. Once my daughter was ready to go to the training class to learn English, and my mother-in-law bought a small accordion toy to play with my daughter, my mother-in-law saw that my daughter was ready to go out, quickly opened the box of the accordion, and then handed the accordion to my daughter, and then carried my daughter on her back to send her to the training class, so that she could play all the way, which really made me and my wife cry and laugh.
3. Last night, when I went downstairs, I didn't pay attention and directly stepped on the dog's tail. The dog jumped up with a snort, and I said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Feeling something was wrong and saying: sorry, sorry. As a result, the old man sitting next to him said: It can't understand what you say, and if it doesn't bite you, it means that he has forgiven you now!
4, today I was on night duty in the hospital, is a doctor, usually sit in the outpatient clinic, today encountered a funny thing. I was on duty at the front desk where a pale man walked into the clinic with his stomach covered, and when he saw the doctor, he cried and said, "Doctor, I ate some harrah seeds yesterday, and this morning my stomach hurts a lot!" I asked, "Didn't you smell any bad smell when you broke those yawns?" The man asked in amazement, "Do you need to break them open to eat them?" ”"
5. When I go to college, I usually get up late on weekends. Our dorm roommates would bring us breakfast back every weekend because they had to get up for a run. I remember once I went to a barbecue the night before and ended up eating a bit of a bad stomach. So the breakfast that my roommate bought at the second point didn't want to eat much. So I said to him, "I'm not feeling well, you eat my share!" After hearing this, the housemate said angrily, "Why should I eat your dung?" ”
6. When I was having dinner with my brother at noon today, he suddenly said to me: "Sister, you are single now, I have a buddy, I have a very good personality, I have never been in love, I am handsome, or should I introduce you to you?" Me: "Brother, didn't you say before that I can't beat your buddy's crooked ideas?" Brother: "This rotten man, who owes me 200 yuan and does not pay it back, I let him marry a woman who is lazy and hungry and has many problems, it is better to live than to die!" ”
7. The chairman's sister-in-law fell in love with me and asked the chairman to put pressure on me to marry her. I resigned in a fit of rage and became an unemployed vagrant. I climbed the mountain for three days and finally came to the temple to see the abbot. I asked: Abbot, I don't want to live every day for money, I want to go out of my home in pursuit of spiritual satisfaction. Abbot: Lord, this is a very good idea of yours. Me: Abbot, is your salary really thirty thousand a month? abbot:......
8, I am a country garden house sales, today finally paid a salary, last month sold thirteen houses, received 900,000 wages! As soon as the salary was paid, the hostess said to me: Don't put all the money in your pocket is not safe! As soon as I listened, my heart tightened, and the lady boss was right, I can't take this money away by my wife. After that, I solemnly returned the money to the hostess...
9. The chairman's son suffers from infertility, and no woman wants to marry him. In order to marry into the rich, I gritted my teeth and married the son of the chairman. I was playing with my phone that day and my husband was lying on the other side watching TV. After playing for a while, I directly handed my phone to my husband and said, "Look at our shopping cart." The husband did not return the head and said, "Don't look!" I was stunned for a moment, smiled slightly, withdrew my mobile phone, and said: "Considering that as a partner who still needs long-term cooperation and living together for decades, I have given you full right to know, but this is what you have given up!" My husband finally turned back and gave me a blank look: "Cut! It's as if the right to know can compete with the right to dominate! ”
10. Yesterday's classmate party, the wine was drunk, so I thought of a female colleague who had a crush for two years, and I took out my mobile phone to send her a confession message by virtue of the strength of wine. After thirty minutes, the phone did not receive a reply message, I thought to myself, maybe not to accept me, the mood is not happy, so I went home alone. When I arrived at the company today, the landlady saw me, first blushed, and then called me into the office, and asked me tenderly: Did you drink yesterday, and are you still uncomfortable now? I asked incredulously: How do you know I drank last night. The landlady took out her mobile phone and showed me a message, take a closer look, this is not my confession message last night, Emma, accidentally sent to the female boss this. The landlady then said: They all say that they spit out the truth after drinking, you know that they are sincere to me, so I thought about it for a while, promised to be your girlfriend, and let's find a good day to set the wedding date. I'm just about to explain, think about it, or make a mistake wrong, that's fine.?
11. My mother-in-law married an old rich man in the second marriage, and the new father-in-law gave me a Porsche 718 as a greeting gift. In order to get on the sports car as soon as possible, I secretly resigned from my husband to go to the driving school to register for a school car. My brother got on the bus one day, and the coach told me to get in the car first, and I climbed into the car very sharply. Coach: Have you ever driven a car before? Me: No. Coach: Do you know the steering wheel for driving? Me: Oh, this knows. Coach: So what are you doing in the co-pilot? Are you going to open it with your mind?
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