1. A Korean father took his 19-year-old daughter to a nightclub for a drink and poured it hard until her daughter was drunk. The next day, when my daughter got up, she saw honey water and a note at the head of the bed: Last night

1. A Korean father took his 19-year-old daughter to a nightclub for a drink and poured it hard until her daughter was drunk. The next day, when my daughter got up, she saw honey water and a note at the head of the bed: You drank too much last night, and your father carried it back to you. Remember! Half a pound of low-grade wine five bottles of beer This is your limit! Dad can't take care of you for a lifetime, and you have to be measured in the future... After waking up, my daughter's eyes were red and she understood a lot of truths. Then there was a northeastern dad who wanted to follow suit and took his daughter to drink, so from hot pot to food stalls, from KTV to bars... Dad drank and vomited four times and lay on the table. The daughter pulled her neck and shouted: Gaha, gaha? Can I drink it? What about fish farming??

2. There is a nunnery who is hungry in the middle of the night, so she opens Alipay and clicks on the hungry mini program. Calling a KFC, the nun wrote a note: There is a reward for early delivery. The map shows that the distance is 8 kilometers, but the delivery man delivers it after 10 minutes. The nun opened the door, saw the delivery man standing in the doorway smiling, and said expectantly: What about the reward? The nun said: Rest assured! Five star praise wait for the next give!"

3, to the rich boss to drive Bentley's driver guy back to his hometown to get engaged, that day just went to work, the rich boss asked the driver guy: "Booked, no?" The driver said: "Can't afford it, people want 3 pounds, we don't have money." The rich boss said: "Isn't it normal for sanjin?" Where is there something you don't want? The driver boy said: "Not the three gold you said, it is the brand new 100 yuan and 3 pounds!" ”

4, in Pinduoduo spent 300 yuan to spell a pair of A cone, feel a little ugly, then contact the courier return. After a while, SF's big brother called: "I'm here, you come down." Me: "You're late, I just sent !!!! He: "Huh? Me: "Haha lie to you, Happy April Fool's Day." He said, "Hurry down, I'll wait for you downstairs." "Then I went downstairs and didn't find him, went around a long circle to find him chilling in the security booth, saw me and smiled and said, "Happy April Fool's Day." ”

5, Alipay a stranger transferred me 5,000 yuan, but also left a message saying: Thank you coach. I'm just an IT, what kind of coach, thinking that it might be the wrong transfer, so I returned the money. As a result, the opposite side turned 6000 over, thank you coach! I gave it back to him again, and I did it over and over again a few times. When the opposite turned 10,000, I replied impatiently. I will accept your wishes and have time to eat together.

6. There was a peasant who lived very poorly, and the peasant prayed to the Jade Emperor every day. Farmer: "O Jade Emperor, please let me win 5 million!" "But until the farmer died, he didn't hit 5 million." When the peasant saw the Jade Emperor after his death, he asked indignantly, "I prayed to you so sincerely, why didn't you fulfill my wishes?" The Jade Emperor said helplessly, "You should buy a lottery ticket!" ”

7, the sister-in-law recently met a man on the Internet, the two discussed a meeting after going on a trip together. As a result, the sister-in-law went out early in the morning and came back at noon. She described it to us like this: That day when she packed her bags and found that there was no suitcase at home, she found a snakeskin bag containing pig feed, filled half a bag of clothes, and went to the high-speed rail station, the man's cross-body backpack, holding a notebook, the sister-in-law carried a snakeskin bag, and broke up on the spot.

8. After the college entrance examination, I went to the school to estimate the score, the math teacher was very angry, and the score of the whole class was not high! The math teacher was furious: "The application question is 60 points, but someone actually takes 10 points, 20 points?" Ten to twenty points all stood up for me and copied the scroll 100 times! I couldn't help but sigh, "It's dangerous, I'm 21 points." When he was rejoicing, the sports committee member behind him also sighed quietly: "I am also so dangerous, I am 9 points." ”?

9. After marrying his daughter-in-law, he did not plan to move out, so he lived with his father and mother. Today I drank with my buddies until very late before coming home, confused to see my mother mopping the floor, I took out 200 pieces and stuffed them into my mother's hand. Me: Mom, give you some pocket money, don't let my daughter-in-law know. My mom took the money and yelled, "Are you drinking again?" Me: Shhh, how do you know that? Mom: You see clearly, I am your daughter-in-law! Also, where did that 200 bucks come from, say! I:.......

10. When the second generation of the rich get married, the bride has a big belly. I had a good relationship with him and asked the rich second generation privately: My sister-in-law looks like she is about to give birth, how to delay marriage at this time, how inconvenient is it? Fu Er Dai smiled: You don't understand, at this time to get married, in a few days she will be born, honeymoon will let her confinement, I don't have to accompany her around, how good. I was stunned: rich people also cut the door like this!

11. Today's father-in-law's birthday, we went to the restaurant to eat together. I looked at my brother-in-law and sister-in-law who were not ready to pay the money, so I had to pay the bill. Because the jeans are thinner, the bank card is stuck in the pants pocket, and it has not been taken out a few times. At this time, the brother-in-law ran over and said: Come, I will take it. As soon as I listened, I was very touched, and my brother-in-law came over and took out a bank card from my pocket, and the pants pocket was almost torn!!

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