Tell a few jokes, have fun! 01 Mrs. Mary goes to court for running a red light. The judge stared at her and asked, "Mrs. Mary?" yes. Did you previously work as a teacher at West End Elementary School? Yes, how do you know

Tell a few jokes, have fun!

01

Mrs. Mary went to court for running a red light. The judge stared at her and asked, "Mrs. Mary?" yes. Did you previously work as a teacher at West End Elementary School? Yes, how do you know? The judge laughed, I was once your student. Mrs. Mary smiled too, and relaxed. The judge went on to say that I had waited for this day for more than 20 years, and now I would punish you for copying it a thousand times, "I ran a red light and made a mistake, and I will never do it again." ”

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Today, when I had a fight with my girlfriend, I said unceremoniously: "Are you really not ashamed to be so delicious and lazy?" She also showed no weakness: "Why don't you look at yourself, what man like you can't achieve anything and not be motivated?" 」 Okay, since you think I'm not good, and I think you're not good, let's just do it. I took a puff of my cigarette and sighed, "Together for the rest of your life, don't go anymore." ”

03

Two days ago, Uncle Da drank too much and beat Up Uncle Li, who was drinking at the neighboring table. Uncle Li's son came to the door, and the cousin lost both gifts and money, and the matter was settled. Afterwards, the cousin complained to the uncle. Uncle Da was impatient: "Stinky boy, when you were a child fighting, which time was it not Lao Tzu who came forward to calm things down?" "My cousin looked aggrieved: When I was a child, I was beaten, and they lost money to you.