1, recently the sister-in-law lived in my house, I let the sister-in-law help me get the courier, when I went upstairs, I fell down, and my knees were scratched. To compensate her, take her to the mall to buy some things and go to the counter to buy lipstick

1, recently the sister-in-law lived in my house, I let the sister-in-law help me get the courier, when I went upstairs, I fell down, and my knees were scratched. In order to compensate her, take her to the mall to buy some things, and when she goes to the counter to buy lipstick, there is no color number she usually uses for the time being. The salesman said, "Arrive tomorrow, or you'll buy it tomorrow!" "The next day I went home from work, and after eating, I watched the drama as always and forgot about buying lipstick." The sister-in-law's eyes suddenly turned red, and the daughter-in-law asked her, "What's wrong with you?" The sister-in-law said, "My knees suddenly hurt!" ”

2, from the original disbelief, to now, do micro-business for 5 years, earn 10 million, reward yourself a Porsche, just drive to attend the student party. During the banquet, a roommate showed off: It's really annoying, recently there was a rich second generation plus my V letter. He said he wanted me to be his girlfriend and pestered me all day, what to do? Me: It's not easy, I have a way. Roommate Back: Really? What can you do? Me: Like me, send a few micro-business promotion ads in the circle of friends every day to ensure that you send him a message and he will ignore you!

3. Whenever I think of my ex-boyfriend, I especially admire myself. I remember one time he sent me home, and I pretended not to have the key with me and tried to take him down. But this second cargo said, "Honey, you are waiting for your mother to come back, I will go back first!" Another time we hugged for ten minutes, and when he was done, he said, "How long do you want to wrap me up, I have to go back and play dota!" "To think that I have been with such a cargo for five years is really in awe of myself!"

4, Fa Xiao especially likes to play QQ Farm, and he is a vegetable stealing maniac, from 09 years ago to play to now! First of all, he unlocked all the red land, and after the red land was unlocked, the brothers found that there was still black land, so he continued to play. Just yesterday, Fa Xiao finally unlocked all the Black Shi Land and found that there was even a golden land. At that time, Fa Xiao was not calm, but it is still there

5, the primary school is almost out of school, there are many people and cars at the school gate, I and a girl riding an electric car is blocked, the taxi driver behind the horn, the girl on the electric car comes down, lying on the window to the taxi driver said, Master, I give you the horn, you ride my car over. The male driver was unable to speak with his mouth open, and I felt the pain in my heart, the girl was good.

6. When the father-in-law was on a business trip, he became a vegetative person, and the mother-in-law washed her face with tears all day. The father-in-law's boss saw that the mother-in-law was pitiful and wanted to take care of the mother-in-law for the second half of her life, and the mother-in-law immediately broke into a smile. The mother-in-law abandoned the 6-year-old uncle and remarried to the father-in-law's wife. My husband looked at the little uncle and took him to live in our house. Every night after dinner, the naughty little uncle would go out to play. I discussed with my husband, in order to avoid the little uncle's hearing the two words, I used out instead. When I said out again last night, my uncle immediately said: I'm going to go out, I'm going to be out!! Alas, I didn't expect to be discovered by him, and it seems that it is time to change the word.

7, a man went to take a bath, went to the bathroom and asked the boss: How much do you take a bath here? Shop owner: men's bath 10 yuan, women's bath 100. The man said: You rob the money! Shop owner: I mean, do you want to go to the male bath or the female bath? After paying the money, you can enter. male:......... Decisively handed over 100 pieces. Enter the women's bath and take a look, it is full of men! The brothers in the bath all laughed and cried: Heaven forbid, another fool! child! After taking a shower and going out, I saw that there was a row of small words "for men only" under the sign at the door?

8, when I went to school, I always had a crush on my school bully at the same table, and every day I looked down and didn't look up to see me, and I was embarrassed to confess in person. I took advantage of her absence to secretly write her a love letter and stuffed it into her bag, and finally wrote: If you like me too, you will walk into the classroom tomorrow, if you don't like it, then you don't walk in! After stuffing the love letter to my table, I thought to myself: I have to go to class tomorrow week, and I don't believe that she won't go to class! As a result, on the second day, the same table was jumping into the classroom.

9, buddies lost love, looking for cousins to drink, drunk after wrapping cousins crying. The cousin directly punched him, trying to make him sober, but the strength made him bigger, and his jaw was dislocated! The buddy lay on the sick window and looked at his cousin grumpily, but the ex-girlfriend said: Okay! Dude was so happy that his jaw was dislocated, and his mouth could only emit: Hmm! The cousin also said cheekily: Let's also reconcile, or I will not forget about hitting you? He threw a pillow at his cousin: Roll!

10. The little girl at home smelled the cooking aroma of her cousin's house and came to rub rice. My cousin said happily, "Come sit down and eat together!" After a while, the neighbor also came over, and he said, "It's time to eat, what are you doing at your uncle's house?" Then his girlfriend said angrily, "Didn't you let me come over?" And we didn't cook at home! "In the end, the children and the neighbors were kicked out by their cousins! Looking at a table of ribs cousin said to himself, "Isn't it delicious to eat it myself?" ”

11. The buddies I haven't seen for a long time have returned from out of town and asked me to go outside for a drink. While eating, I saw a very beautiful girl at the next table, and I was a little moved. The buddy encouraged me to go over to talk, and I plucked up the courage to go over and said to the sister: Hello beautiful woman, your hair is so beautiful, where did you cut it? Unexpectedly, the sister came up to me and slapped me and roared angrily: You actually asked me where I picked it up? This is hongu bought it for 500 yuan! After saying that, he reached out and took the hair off and threw it directly into my face.

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