1. The wife found that her husband had some bad breath recently, so she took the time to accompany him to the hospital. The doctor stopped her outside the clinic, pale and lowered his voice and said, "The examination shows your husband, three days ago."

1. The wife found that her husband had some bad breath recently, so she took the time to accompany him to the hospital. The doctor stopped her outside the clinic, pale and lowered his voice, saying, "The examination shows that your husband died three days ago." The wife was stunned, turned her head to see her husband coming out of the examination room, naturally stepped forward to hold his hand, and said as usual, "The doctor said that you have been a little on fire recently, and I will give you soup later." Do you prefer winter melon ribs, or carrot corn?

2, the ex-girlfriend fell in love with a rich second generation and proposed to break up with me. My parents were afraid that I would not be able to open it, so they arranged for me to go on a blind date with an honest girl. In the Western restaurant, I ordered two seven-minute cooked steaks. The girl said that she was not used to knives and forks, and she kept scolding and grinning. Later, she couldn't bear it and shouted, "Waiter! Bring me a pair of chopsticks! After the waiter explained that it was inconvenient to eat steak with chopsticks, she said: "Then give me a pair of disposable gloves!" I sighed next to me: Why is it so difficult to find a white rich beauty with a good figure, gentle and virtuous, and a beautiful appearance!

3. When the students gathered, they went with their four-year-old daughter. Not long after the opening of the table, some people couldn't help but start showing off their wealth. Take the car keys, show the watch, this says Rolex, how many tens of thousands, that says the limited version of how many tens of thousands. My girlfriend couldn't help it: "Your watch is not as good as mine, my watch can call and take pictures." ”

4. The chairman of the company has a charming and charming female secretary around him. The company's single male colleagues are all playing with the idea of the female secretary. One day I walked to the door of the chairman's office and found that the door was hidden, and the voice of the chairman and the female secretary talking was heard inside. Only to hear the female secretary say coquettishly, if you don't promise me, I will never pay attention to you again. The chairman sighed and said, You are my heart and liver baby, your requests I have always been responsive, but this time your request is too much, I really can't do it. The female secretary said, I just like Antoine, I just want to be his girlfriend, you don't agree to it. The chairman said angrily, Adong is my right-hand man, I have long liked him, daughter, there are so many excellent young men in the company, you change one, this time let your mommy, right? I stood outside the door and was astonished, I didn't expect that the female secretary was actually the chairman's daughter, and I didn't expect that both their mother and daughter liked Antoine, and this Antoine was no one else, it was myself! How can this be done? I'm so embarrassed! "

5, after eating in the company, chatting about the topic of being beaten when I was a child, everyone described the various beatings after death in the tricks of childhood, only Xiao Liu did not say a word, he held the tea cup quietly looked at us, a face of sympathy and even some contempt, in everyone's expectant gaze, he cleared his throat and drank a sip of tea: "You are beaten or because you have no eyes, I will not be beaten, generally my father stared at me, I have a number in my heart."

6, WeChat rang, it was actually the first love plus my WeChat. She asked me why I deleted her, said she missed me, remembered the good old days, and sighed! I didn't expect that after all this time, she could still remember the past. I was very touched, my eyes were red, and I said: Thank you for still having me in your heart, but we will never go back! First love said: Don't misunderstand, I don't want to go back to the past, I just think you deleted me, how can I let you know that I am better than you? It's okay for you to look at my circle of friends more, remember to give me a thumbs up!?

7, in the middle of the night can not sleep want to daughter-in-law affectionate affection, the result of the daughter-in-law woke up, two words do not say small fist like a windmill, give me a smash, while beating and scolding: the old woman bought a lot of food, wear, is about to pay the bill, on the TM was woken up by you, you usually always stop me even if it, the old woman has a dream you TM are to make trouble...

8. At noon, the manager arranged for me and a beautiful female colleague to go to the mall to purchase office supplies. Unexpectedly, I actually met my wife and sister-in-law in the mall! I was about to open my mouth to explain, 1 + 1 goods wife actually came to say: "Oh, the little two go shopping!" I was just about to speak, but I didn't expect the female colleague to lean on me, and blushed, with a peach blossom on her face, she replied: "Well, yes, why didn't your husband accompany you?" ”

9, a few years ago with my aunt to travel, sleep in a room at night. When I woke up the next day, I found that my aunt had heavy dark circles and asked my aunt what was wrong. The aunt said, you said that you are a girl's family, sleep snoring even if it is, but also hit so personality, each purr with a sharp whistle, very diuretic, I did not do anything one night, clean toilet!。。。。。

10. Traveling to a prefecture-level city, walking out of the old railway station, stopped by a big mother: handsome man! No, there are girls! I lowered my voice and asked, "Isn't it normal?" The aunt said: "Absolutely formal, can issue invoices!" I said, "Just forget it!" The big aunt also lowered her voice and said: "Of course, it is not formal, and there will be girls in the regular!" As soon as I heard, "Irregular? Irregular, I don't dare to live. Then he got into the taxi in a dashing manner, leaving Big Ma alone in the wind.

11. The VIVO X50 that I spent 3898 online shopping has arrived. This is a mobile phone of my brother, very surnamed Fen, played until 12 o'clock at night. Finally play V letter shake, shake to a female, within 100 meters. Me: "Beauty, don't sleep most of the night, why?" Beauty said, "Get me a glass of water, hot!" Me: "You sent the wrong person, didn't you?" Then I heard my mother shouting next door, "Get a glass of water!" ”

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