1. The mother-in-law tests the son-in-law. First invited the eldest son-in-law to take a walk, when crossing the bridge suddenly jumped down, the eldest son-in-law jumped into the water to rescue, and the mother-in-law gave him a Guangben car. The mother-in-law did the same and tested the second son-in-law

1. The mother-in-law tests the son-in-law. First invited the eldest son-in-law to take a walk, when crossing the bridge suddenly jumped down, the eldest son-in-law jumped into the water to rescue, and the mother-in-law gave him a Guangben car. The mother-in-law did the same, tested the second son-in-law, and was also rescued, and the injured second son-in-law was given an Audi. She tried her third son-in-law again, and the third son-in-law could not swim to rescue her, and her mother-in-law drowned. The next day, his father-in-law gave him a Mercedes!

2, my girlfriend disliked me for driving a Jetta, and a rich second generation who opened an Accord got along. I started giving up on myself and stayed in the rental house every day playing games. Today I was playing a game, my ex-girlfriend suddenly called me: "We are well, since I am not with you, I have been haunted all day, leave me, you will definitely not be much better!" I dismissed: "Don't be sentimental, I'm doing well without you, every day is particularly dashing, eating and drinking spicy..." Ex-girlfriend: "Dead duck mouth hard, the landlord called to say that you haven't paid the rent for several months, and mobile also called to urge the payment of internet fees..."?

3, this day, I went to the Internet café with my friends to play a black game, he is a rookie, just played for a few days. In this game, he played zhongdan hanbing, played for more than 20 minutes, and has not gone home to buy equipment online crazy a creep. Curiously, I asked: Why don't you go home and get your gear? This goods actually said: Wait a minute, wait until I save 6300 to buy a hero! Yes, you heard it right to buy heroes!

4. I have a female colleague whose family runs a noodle shop, and I often go to her shop to eat noodles. Today I just happened to meet her in the good to help in the shop, and we both laughed as soon as we talked. At this time, an aunt below asked her, "How long have you been dating?" "Scoop up a big spoonful of beef and put it in my bowl." The female colleague said, "Mom, don't be fooled, he is my colleague." "Then auntie's hand shook, and only three slices of beef were left in my bowl.

5. When playing games at home, my long-distance girlfriend called and said she missed me. I told him I was playing games, and I called him again later, and she said I didn't love her anymore and knew how to play games all day. Finally the game lost the girlfriend and I sat on a stool and lit a cigarette. Thinking of our past bits and pieces, tears kept flowing. How could I be so stupid as not to play with stones with Yaso.com.

6. Last night was my brother's visit to KTV once, he got drunk, and the last song he sang was "Beijing Beijing". While walking, I sang about the KTV taxi home, and then the driver woke me up: Beijing has arrived! I looked at the meter 45781 yuan and instantly woke up. I said: Master, how did you open Beijing? The master said: After asking you several times, you all said Beijing and Beijing, I thought you were in a hurry to see the national flag raised!

7. My husband is a game programmer with a monthly salary of 50,000 yuan, and he is also an otaku. Today I took my husband to go shopping with me, and he didn't agree. I watched a 10,000-piece dress at the mall and said to the cashier, "Give me 4 swipes!" "After 5 minutes, my mobile phone rang and my husband wanted to come and accompany me shopping. Because the husband received a text message from the credit card company: the brother swiped 2,000 yuan once, 3,000 yuan the second time, 3,000 yuan for the third time, 2,000 yuan for the fourth time...

8. The rich second generation met the female neighbor at RT-Mart, and the female neighbor stuffed five thousand pieces for the rich second generation without saying a word. Then the female neighbor said to Fu Erdai: As long as you pretend to be my boyfriend, the money is yours! Fu Er Dai thought that he had food to eat and money to take, and agreed, and the next day he and his female neighbor went home to see their parents. As soon as they sat down, the parents of the female neighbor spoke: Good son-in-law, I like you very much, and my daughter will hand it over to you! Fu Er Dai stood up and drank all the Wuliang liquid in front of him. After a while, fu erdai looked at the 250-pound female neighbor and said coldly: Uncle, you want to blackmail people, don't you?

9, the company opened a coffee shop downstairs, the business is not bad. Every afternoon, someone in the company group asks: I want to buy coffee, does anyone want to bring a cup? Then everyone began to say what to drink, and half an hour later, the owner of the coffee shop came up with a box of coffee to collect the money. It took nearly 3 weeks before anyone noticed something was wrong. The person who proposes to buy coffee in the company group every day is not our colleague, it is the owner of the coffee shop!?

10. Recently, the business in the market is very prosperous, and Dad has sold hundreds of pigs in his family at the right time. After the sale, my father sent me a message saying: I just sold hundreds of pigs in our house. He also asked me: Are you short of money? If there is no shortage, I will deposit 3,000,000 pieces on a regular basis. Me: You transfer 10,000 yuan to Alipay! After receiving the money, I replied: Received, thank you! Within a minute, my father immediately called: Girl, you know, I am borrowing you, but not for you! I said helplessly: I didn't say no! My dad: Thank you for this, I have no bottom in my heart, this money is for you as a dowry!

11, recently my company's earnings are very booming, I found the target, the big guys worked together to complete the results of this month, and the income is much more than previously imagined. To reward the employees, I gave one of them a week off. I took my wife and son to Inner Mongolia on a self-driving tour to relax and take a border herder that I raised at home. Looking at the vast grassland, the mood was very good, I untied the rope of the border pasture and said: "It is usually stuffy at home, and I have to let it enjoy the grassland scenery." After a while, BianMu ran without a trace. On the way back, I said with some sadness: "I feel that we are not here for tourism." The wife asked, "Then why did we come?" Me: "Let's release the creature..."?

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