1. The third aunt was hit by a Bentley on the road and became a vegetative person, and the owner lost more than 6 million yuan. After the third uncle got the money, he immediately got along with a 25-year-old flight attendant. Two people now

1. The third aunt was hit by a Bentley on the road and became a vegetative person, and the owner lost more than 6 million yuan. After the third uncle got the money, he immediately got along with a 25-year-old flight attendant. Now the two have been dating for more than half a year and plan to have a wedding. The flight attendant's parents said: Then the bride price is set at 600,000! The third uncle also agreed, and on the day of the engagement, the third uncle looked at both families with a dowry of 600,000 yuan: Isn't this dowry money from our family? Why do your parents also have 600,000? The flight attendant said with special grievance: My mother said that I married you to accumulate eight lifetimes of virtue, and you married me to pour eight lifetimes of mold, and the bride price can not let you out.

2. There is a young woman in the unit who is divorced, when she leaves work this night, she secretly stuffed a card for me, I walked to the place where no one was, it was a hotel room card. My heart skipped a beat, and I thought to myself, is this the legendary peach blossom luck? At this moment, the boss stopped me and told me to make a plan, which I would have tomorrow morning. I was resentful, but there was no way, who made her my boss? The boss Shi Shiran left the company, I thought for a moment, and found another female colleague, Ame, who has strong business ability, and if she is asked to help me do this plan, it will definitely be no problem. Ame smiled and said, is there a date at night? I smiled and said nothing, Ame nodded and said, if you want me to work overtime to help you, you give me two thousand yuan. I didn't say a word, and directly transferred two thousand yuan to her. She patted me on the shoulder and said, you go, the plan is handed over to me.

3． When I came back from a business trip last month, I arrived home only to find that I had not brought gifts for my girlfriend. I rushed to the market, bought a small hamster, went to my girlfriend's house and gave it to her, and I specifically said that it was a foreign hamster. Since then, the girlfriend has been raised like a baby, and there is nothing to show off with others, but one night the little hamster died inexplicably, and the girlfriend cried. While crying, he muttered: Why are you so dead! I haven't even learned to sort garbage, what kind of garbage are you?

4． The little monk went to the bakery to buy some breakfast packs and kept them to eat on the way to work. The little monk shouted, "Boss, get me a few more breakfast packs!" Was it just done today? The boss said, "Rest assured, our family never sells overnight products!" At one point, the waiter's sister shouted: "Boss, yesterday's bread today we continue to sell!" ”

5． After work, I drove my Maybach to run Didi and pulled an aunt. I asked her where to go by car and set off. When I arrived at my destination, the meter showed thirty dollars, but she only gave me fifteen dollars when I got out of the car. Me: Auntie, are you giving it wrong, you should give me thirty yuan. Auntie said: The two of us are in the car, why should I pay for it all by myself?

6． On this day, the old monk and the young monk held up a sign on the side of the road, which read, "Turn back is the shore." At this time, a car came, and there were several young people sitting on the car. The little monk pointed to the sign and shouted, "Lord, look here." The young man driving the car looked at it and smiled, and then the dust flew away... Soon after, there was a scream. The little monk frowned slightly and said to the old monk, "Master, wouldn't it be better for us to change the sign to 'The bridge in front of us has been broken'?"

7. When the young woman came home and found that she had forgotten the key, she called the lock unlocker.

The unlocking master said: 200 yuan to open, do not hurt the door, the door opened.

Miaoling woman said: Two minutes of things, charge me 200 yuan?

Therefore, the Miaoling woman gave the lock unlocker 20 yuan.

The unlocker said: Free, no money. Then he locked the door and left.

8. My brother-in-law is 40 years old, very rich, and a billionaire! The last time I had a drink with my brother-in-law, I asked my brother-in-law: "Brother-in-law, you don't go to work every day, why are you so rich?" The brother-in-law said: "Alas, it was in 2007, when I was just a small contractor, taking more than a dozen people to work at the Shanghai construction site, and then things on the construction site gradually became familiar." I couldn't wait to ask, "And then you're fighting?" The brother-in-law slapped me on the back of the head and said: "Don't interject, then I took over a construction site, after the matter was done, the developer had no money to settle the bill, the house was cheap at that time, the developer with the black heart mortgaged 20 suites in Pudong, Shanghai, and then the house price rose sharply, I had money!" ”

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