1, to the Dragon Boat Festival, I want to take my son to see his dream of the sea, when I see the sea, I took my own primary school diploma to show a literary talent. I said to my son:

1, to the Dragon Boat Festival, I want to take my son to see his dream of the sea, when I see the sea, I took my own primary school diploma to show a literary talent. I said to my son, "Look, son, look at this boundless sea, do you see it?" As a result, the son looked at the sea and said silently: "Daddy, aren't we standing on the edge of the sea?" "This bear kid.

2, just came home to see my baby daughter playing with blocks, looking should have been built for a long time has been very high, I was happy to continue to raise it, did not expect the blocks to fall all over. Seeing that my daughter's eyes were not right, I was about to cry, so I immediately preempted the servant's couch and cried: "The blocks have fallen." At this time, my daughter's eyes were wide open, and then comforted me: "Daddy don't cry, I'll help you build up again." "I'm so witty!

3, and my wife has been married for 5 years, we have a four-year-old son, my wife has a bad temper, I dare not provoke. My son was beaten up and sneaked over to me: Daddy, why did you marry Mommy in the first place? I looked at my son: Because of you. The son did not understand: Why? I looked up: Your mom and I were classmates, and we both went to the party, and I got drunk!

4, the son of the kindergarten has recently used a sharp pencil! It was twice as much as usual, and on this day he came to me for three new pencils, and I sent him to the school gate and hid outside the fence of the wall to secretly watch his son! I saw my son take two pencils out of his bag and give them to a little beauty in his class! I resolutely wholesale a large box of pencils!!

5, a child and a child quarreled, ready to hit a friend with a slingshot, his father knew, gave him a book called Snow White, hoping to purify his son's heart. In the evening, the father returned and saw his son using a syringe to inject medicine into the apple.

6, recently the wife is learning a driver's license, tonight the wife learned to drive home a depressed face. I looked at the face and knew that I must have been scolded by the coach for my stupidity. I was so frightened that I didn't dare to make a sound, when she saw her son use his toy car to reverse into the warehouse, the fire was even greater... So I quickly pulled my son over and told him not to play...

7) Today I was peeling the stick, and I put my son in the cart and let him play there by himself. After about an hour, the baby couldn't sit still and was humming and crying. I called my husband to hug my son, and after a few shouts I said, "What are you doing?" It doesn't matter if your son cries. The husband replied, "He's your little lover, not my little lover, and he's crying about me." ”

8, since the bank card, the old Zhang on the street is not much cash, when needed to go to the bank counter to get, sometimes the younger son also follows around. One day, Lao Zhang came out of the bank after withdrawing money, and the son suddenly asked: Dad, how much money does the bank still owe us?

9. Take you back to your hometown to visit your relatives and go to your second uncle's house. I introduced herself to you: This is Grandpa's younger brother, and you have to be called Second Grandpa. The delicate bow: The second master is good! I pointed to the second aunt: This is the second grandfather's old wife, you have to call... The girl immediately rushed to bow: "Two is good!"

10, cousin and girlfriend quarrel, I comforted him: "Now women can't get used to it, the tube has to be managed, the more you whisper, the more she kicks her nose in the face!" Seeing that his cousin was about to regain his strength, the son suddenly said next to him: "No, Dad, didn't you still kneel down last night to promise your mother to be her obedient husband?" "This stinky boy pretended to be asleep again last night?"

11, the son every time he eats is not good to eat, today when the son is not good to eat, the daughter-in-law is very angry, directly took the bowl over and roared: You do not eat again I will let the dog eat! After listening to it, the son was confused and asked: Where are the dogs in our family? I saw my daughter-in-law put the bowl next to me: you ate it!

12, the son's summer vacation homework has a homework to help parents wash their feet, and have to take a video to send to the group. The daughter-in-law is responsible for shooting the video, I sit that cozy ah, so many years of bear children have not been raised in vain, can be regarded as a return. The son washed up seriously, the daughter-in-law was busy shooting, I closed my eyes to enjoy, and the daughter-in-law said: "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't shoot my son's face out, let's do another one." After a while, the daughter-in-law said: "Oh, just now I laughed, this hair group is not very good..." Finally, the daughter-in-law and son took the mobile phone satisfactorily and left, I looked at the red and swollen feet, and once again experienced the difficulty of being a father...

13, on the train, the beautiful woman next to her is listening to music. Seeing her beautiful side face, I plucked up the courage to talk and said, "Beauty, I wonder if I have the honor of sharing a pair of headphones with you?" Beauty stared at me for a moment, then finally gritted her teeth with a furrowed brow and ripped off a headset cable and handed it to me.

14. Did the teacher praise me at the parent-teacher meeting? Dad: No, I didn't hear your name for half a day. Son: Did the teacher read the name of the praised classmate and say wait? Dad: Said. Son: That's praise for me, I'm usually waiting.