Song Xiaobao and the men's football table encountered the "sea cucumber chapter" - plus "foot chat".
Song Xiaobao: Huh? Isn't this the famous, donkey-like ear, mighty foot? ... Foot wrap, no, circumference, no, no, no foot... Even more wrong, ah, remember, look at the head shape is "difficult foot" brothers, right? This just came back from Vietnam, and it's been eaten again? [what] [A flash of inspiration]
Men's Soccer: Oh Mom, black can't slip out, who are you? Quite old, long like a sea cucumber, who is called a brother? What kind of thing is "wrapped in feet" and "wrapped around the foot", who is it said? What do you mean? Besides, does eating drops or not have anything to do with you? [Anger]
Song Xiaobao: Big New Year drops, why is it so angry, why is this still anxious? Like the sea cucumber, there is something bad, hot search every day, old famous [cute]. Why, I heard that you have recently offended the sea cucumber, is it Not Liao Ginseng?
Men's foot: what kind of body, healing, is to eat, is the sea cucumber, once you see it, you have not eaten. There is no culture at all, I don't understand anything, and while I stay, I have never seen the world. [Skimming]
Song Xiaobao: Lost color, who has no culture and has not seen the world? You eat and you know to close your eyes and make a fool of yourself? Liao ginseng is the sea cucumber produced in Liaoning, the first of the eight treasures of the sea, the highest nutritional value... It's useless to say too much, ahem. [Smog] [Anger]
Men's Soccer: I'm sorry Uncle, I listened to the fork, misunderstood, joking, there are Liao ginseng, there is Liao ginseng. [Laughs] [Make a grimace]
Song Xiaobao: So is this sea cucumber a serious sea cucumber?
Men's soccer: Sea cucumber is sea cucumber, we don't know, anyway, boneless, slippery, soft, healthy. [Like] [Lick screen]
Song Xiaobao: No, sea cucumber fried noodles, what about sea cucumbers? Let's get out of the pot and fall to the ground? Let you pick them all up and build them? Why don't you face it? Give me a reasonable explanation. [A flash of inspiration] [Witty]
Men's Soccer: What's the fuss about the fire? Then there is not a little fried noodles left, the big New Year's Day, just eat the bite.
Song Xiaobao: A thing without heart and lungs, the big New Year's Day, can I be willing to eat it? There were a bunch of girls at the next table who hadn't eaten yet.
Men's Soccer: Just them? Why is the heart so big, is it worth eating sea cucumbers? It would be nice to have a bite of fried rice.
Song Xiaobao: No matter how big their hearts are, can they still have your belly and big face?! No wonder people "eat twice a day, and Asia is all rotten." They really don't deserve to eat this "soft leg bone" thing. Ahhh. [Anger]
Men's Soccer: Okay Uncle, you're discouraged, let's see what our heads look like? Isn't it exciting?
Song Xiaobao: Mom, it's all this sea cucumber that makes a fuss, and I almost forgot to praise you. As soon as I entered the house just now, I saw, the oily tiles were bright for one or nine minutes, the flies went up to split the forks, the mosquitoes went up to slip, why did the Vietnamese calves lick it? [Tear Run] [what]
Men's Soccer: What kind of thing is the Vietnamese calf licking [angry], when we give home we have always been like this on and off the court, always kept shiny and straight, you know not? [Cool Drag] [Thinking], sir, don't you watch us play?
Song Xiaobao: My wife is angry, don't let her block, say to see it and discount my legs. As for me, I didn't hesitate to meet her in general and not give her a chance. [Yay]
Men's Soccer: Done right, uncle, not as much as she does. [Like]
Song Xiaobao: (Hmm, can't hear the good things) However, recently it has been said that there are a group of thieves who pay attention to the image of the player will not be you, right?
Men's Soccer: Who said that? What did you say?
Song Xiaobao: This means that the salary is higher than technology, the belt bag is rounder than the football, taking four square steps, playing the health ball, traveling luxury charter planes, staying in high-end hotels, carrying the number of items like moving companies... Old is enviable.
Men's Soccer: That's right, it's us [yay]. Anything else?
Song Xiaobao: Yes, old nose, three days and three nights can't finish. Say that you have a super big picture view, the heart of the child and the daughter, can not see others suffer, the court is also a thief he Mo gentleman, around the football is not kicking but watching, the ball came to a precise dodge, the foot is like wrapped feet, it is difficult to retreat, it is difficult to attack and defend, within a radius of ten meters, no one can "deliberately" mix themselves up... I was afraid that winning the ball would hurt my temper, affect international relations, and spread my love to all of Asia.
Men's Soccer: That's right, Sir, you're the one who understands us best. [Prayer] [Shy] [Like]
Song Xiaobao: There are more people who understand you, so I don't want to hide from you that these things are known to even the second buried king of the west head of the village and the fourth aunt and uncle of the rotten eyes of the east head of the village, and the impact is great. It seems that because of you, many toilet signs 🪧 in our village have been replaced 😜. It's really powerful and overbearing.
Men's Soccer: Thank you Uncle for the compliment, come and have a drink.
Song Xiaobao: Well, make a toast for not being ashamed. [Tear Run] [Cover your face]
Men's Soccer: By the way, Uncle, and what do you mean by "wrapping your feet" and "surrounding your feet" just now? It's all about us, right?
Song Xiaobao: Yes, yes... Right? The foot is like a wrapped foot, referred to as "wrapped foot", around the football is not to kick but to see, referred to as "around the foot", as well as "fear of foot", "fear of foot" and "pseudo-foot" are all "difficult foot". This means that you are "wrapped feet" not national football, is "difficult foot" is not men's football, anyway, we believe the village chief, the village chief said: what foot is not as good as women's football! [Like] [Yay] [Laughs] [Rose]
Men's Soccer: Uncle, why is this still on the tongue twister? All give us a circle, don't say anything, waiter, sea cucumber fried noodles on ten more, remember, do not stir-fried noodles want sea cucumbers.
Song Xiaobao: This is a meal. I don't blame you for always losing, I think this sea cucumber is also responsible, looking for soft-footed shrimp to advertise that is not a self-smashing sign. Go home and accompany your wife to watch the women's football game. [Cute] [Cover your face] [Laughs] [Yay]
Idle and boring, thinking about where to write, a bit chaotic. Thank you for gritting your teeth and watching it! [Cute] [Assortment] [Rose] [Laughs]
