1. My daughter-in-law, every time I pay a public grain icon, subsidize me 100 ocean allowance fee! The first few months are OK, and the monthly pocket money is relatively rich. These two months were almost, it was hot, and there was again

1. My daughter-in-law, every time she pays a public grain icon, she subsidizes me with 100 ocean allowance fees! The first few months are OK, and the monthly pocket money is relatively rich. These two months are almost, the weather is hot, and it is a bit excessive, and recently it has been tighter. In order to increase my enthusiasm for paying grain, my daughter-in-law increased the subsidy to 150.

To be honest, that's 50 more, and the attraction is quite big!!!

2. The owner of the supermarket downstairs died unexpectedly, and I married her when I saw that the lady boss herself blamed herself for being pitiful. Today I was in the shop, it was raining outside, and a woman came in to buy an umbrella, picked up a handful and asked how much? I said: It's rain or shine, forty pieces. She said: So expensive? Picking up another handful, I said, "This one is thirty." She said: That's it! Hand me fifty, I look for her twenty, and she's gone. Thirty that umbrella lay there quietly, as if laughing at my fool!?

3. Go alone in the morning to drink chicken soup at the snack street. After entering the store, the boss asked enthusiastically: "Do you want ten yuan or eight pieces?" I asked for ten pieces, and when I served the meal, I casually asked: "What is the difference between ten pieces and eight pieces?" Only to hear the boss say, "There is no difference, that is, some people are willing to give ten yuan, and some people are willing to give eight yuan." ”

4. There was a general who was very brave in battle, but he was very afraid of his wife at home, and his subordinates were also very unfair to him. On one occasion, his men armed the army in full force, and the general pressed the position and marched towards the general's palace, intending to use the courage of the general to thwart her wife's arrogance. The wife was taking a nap in the room at this time, when suddenly the close servant came in and reported: Madam, the old man came back with the army today, and he did not know what had happened. The general's wife listened and walked outside the room, and sure enough, she saw her husband riding a horse to meet him, and he yelled: What are you going to do? This sound frightened the general and almost fell off his horse, and quickly arched his hands and said: Please madame parade, please madame parade.

5. My brother-in-law's sister is a flight attendant and is very beautiful, and I beg him to introduce her to me. When we met, out of courtesy, I asked the flight attendant to order food first, who knew that she ordered 8 bowls of snail powder. I was shocked, looking at her 70 pounds, I didn't expect to be able to eat so much. So I ordered 1 bowl of snail powder and omelette. After the 8 bowls of snail powder came, she picked out all the screws and ate them. Finally said to me, "Eat the rest of the powder, I'm full." ”

6. After graduating from college, I partnered with my roommate to start a company. The company is just starting out, and there are a lot of things that I need to deal with. I came home early today and slept soundly at the window. My wife slapped me in the face and said I was snoring and she couldn't sleep. I closed my mouth and fell asleep again. It turned out to be another slap, and I was furious. Who knew that the wife said: "I saw that your mouth was closed and did not move, I thought you were dead!" ”

7. One day the old man went to the store to buy something, checked out to the boss 100, the boss said that there was no 2 pieces of change to find, asked the old man, said that he had Zhang Guagualle in his hand just 2 pieces, with Guagualle to resist? The old man thought to himself, he has encountered chewing gum, bubble gum, fruit against change, and he has not yet encountered melon and melon! The world actually had such a good thing, so it agreed. Scratched in front of the boss, the boss's face turned green, because: Congratulations on winning the 200... It was really pie in the sky, and the boss directly threw away everything in his hand, but it made my husband happy.

8. The son went out to work for more than a month, and finally received a bucket of gold from his brother and invited his mother to go out to eat. Mom said: Let's have a spinach scrambled egg. The son shook his head: Don't order the dishes you often eat at home in the restaurant, and change them to fresh ones. The old mother held the menu and looked at it carefully, and ordered a dish that had never been heard of before, called Jinzhi Yuye. As a result, this dish was served, and at a glance, it was still spinach scrambled eggs!

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