On the bridge, a boy had already drunk eighteen bowls of Meng Po soup, and Meng Po saw it to stop him: Enough, don't drink, the boy was already crying and looking at Meng Po with red eyes, yelling at Meng Po, but I still

On the bridge, a boy had already drunk eighteen bowls of Meng Po soup, and Meng Po saw it to stop him: Enough, don't drink, the boy was already crying and looking at Meng Po with red eyes, yelling at Meng Po, but I still haven't forgotten her! Meng Po said that she drank a bowl and forgot about you. Do you remember what she looked like? The boy cried and replied of course that she had a scar on her face that I will never forget. Meng Po said to drink another bowl. The boy fell asleep after drinking. Meng Po looked up at the sky. She nodded slightly, tears streaming from her eyes. A gust of wind blew, and the veil on Meng Po's face was blown off, revealing a scar...

2 The family was demolished, with 50 million yuan of demolition money I did not want to go to work, I set up a stall at the gate of Peking University to sell barbecue. Late one night, a college student couple came to eat skewers. I asked them what to order, and they both said casually. As soon as I saw that the girl looked so ugly, and the handsome guy looked so handsome, I directly gave him a plate of roasted brain flowers!

3. The husband unit issued two barrels of canned food. It is in Japanese. The husband is afraid of expiration, so he takes a photo and sends it to the group to see if there are any sensible people... Finally, one of my husband's classmates replied: When I was in high school, I learned Japanese for a while, this can is no problem, you can eat it with confidence... Just now, I heard my husband scolding in the toilet: Where did you learn Japanese from, I pulled it 3 times...

4. The wife made braised pork today, especially delicious, I ate several pieces, the son also ate two pieces, a careless son dropped a piece to the ground, I told the son not to, thrown to the trash can, the wife was angry: "I did so hard, how can I throw it like this?" Pick it up and rinse it with hot water and eat it. "Then my wife picked up the meat, rinsed it with hot water, and put it in my bowl, I was so impressed!"

5 The new female colleague is said to be a school flower, the boss personally pursues, every day to send gold rings and gold necklaces, but she is not moved, the boss feels strange, let me go to inquire about what is going on. After explaining her intentions, she said to me: "People live a lifetime, they can't just for gold, many things are incomparable to gold." I was suddenly a little excited: "Sister, you are talking about my heart that is more valuable than gold, right?" She shook her head, held out her hand, and said, "See the emerald bracelet on my arm?" The fluttering flowers of the old pit are imperial green, tens of millions. "Later I learned that her boyfriend's daddy was in the jadeite business.

6 After getting married, I opened a convenience store near Yu pin Yi Chen. On the first day of opening, a little Lori dressed in a brand came to the store to buy something. Little Lori: Uncle, how much is a box of Chinese cigarettes? I bought it for my dad. I smiled and said: Little beauty, a box of Chinese cigarettes 45. Little Lori said pitifully: 40 yuan to sell me? My dad just gave me so much money. I looked at her so cute and said, "Well, okay." Then, I looked at the 50 yuan handed by Little Lori and was confused, I: Little age, why deceive people? Little Lori said grievously: Uncle I am not lying to you, the rest of the money I want to buy lollipops to eat!

7 When I arrived home at night, my wife held my thigh and cried bitterly, and I asked her what was wrong? She said: "I used your hard-earned money to raise him, buy him good food, buy designer clothes, and personally coax him to sleep at night, and the boy was not only not grateful, but said that I was a harem and wanted to run away from home!" I said angrily, "Daughter-in-law, don't be angry, just a child, where has he gone, I will go to find him back!" Wife: "He said he went to his daughter-in-law's house and looked for another parent!" "Alas!! This little cub, so small to elbow out, grow up to have to, it seems that a fight can not be solved, must be beaten twice!!

8 At home bored to wash the daughter-in-law's drinking cup, wait for the daughter-in-law to come back and see a happy, maybe you can give me pocket money. When my daughter-in-law came back, I took the cup and asked for credit, and the result was that the goods screamed: Fat guts? Broke my cup to buy a new one and asked me for money? Don't think about it today without saying where the money came from to buy a cup...

9 The younger sister married a rich man, and after the marriage, the in-laws bought her a Maserati GG. Today my sister drove the Maserati and her girlfriend to the bath. When changing clothes, the girlfriend slapped her ass: "I didn't see it, you and your husband are still wearing couple pants." The people next to me laughed! After 10 seconds, the atmosphere was a little wrong and all were silent. The girlfriend felt embarrassed and continued, "I listened to my husband." "Everyone laughed again...

10 The husband is a food broadcaster, because all day long big fish and big meat he is three high is very serious. During a live broadcast, the husband died of a sudden cerebral hemorrhage, and the insurance lost 800,000 yuan. As a rich woman, I quickly found a new boyfriend. That day I followed him home, and I took the initiative to cook with my mother-in-law in order to show my performance. During the period, my boyfriend asked me where the fruit knife was, and then asked me where the rice was, and I didn't know, so I let him find it himself. The mother-in-law came over and asked him what he was looking for? The boyfriend skimmed his lips and said: Your daughter-in-law doesn't know when she asks three questions. My mother-in-law's face changed drastically and she asked me: How many years have you known him? I was embarrassed and weakly said: Half a year. The mother-in-law nodded and turned around and grabbed the broom and smoked it on her boyfriend's ass: You have been in my house for more than twenty years longer than your daughter-in-law and don't know where the things are, and you actually blame her!

11 On the first day of marriage, I quarreled with my wife because we all wanted money in the housekeeper. Later, for the sake of fairness, it was agreed that each would spend a month to see who would manage to save more money and who would hold the financial power in the future. The wife managed to allocate funds reasonably in a month, and the final effect was remarkable. When I managed for a month and was feeling more secure, my mother spoke: "Let your daughter-in-law manage the money, don't keep rubbing rice with me!" ”