1. Go back to your hometown with your boyfriend, at the mouth of the village, the boyfriend is urinating urgently, it is convenient to go to the grove, I am waiting on the side of the road, there is a grandfather coming, the uncle asked me: "Girl, who are you looking for in our village?"

1. Go back to my hometown with my boyfriend, at the mouth of the village, my boyfriend is urinating urgently, it is convenient to go to the grove, I am waiting on the side of the road, there is a grandfather coming, the uncle asked me: "Girl, who are you looking for in our village?" Me: "Uncle, I'll go to Li Xiaodong's house!" Just then, my boyfriend came out and I said to him, "Did this uncle say anything about your village?" Boyfriend: "This grandson who does not know, my neighbor" I tugged on the boyfriend's clothes to make him speak more politely, and the uncle next to him saw the boyfriend and greeted him happily: "Second grandfather, you are back?" I, depend, the rural generations are really chaotic...

2. Five years ago I borrowed 8,000 yuan from a female colleague, and as a result, she left her job a week later, and I broke off contact with her since then, and today my WeChat suddenly received a transfer of 80,000. I took a closer look, it was given by the colleague, I did not confirm. Just when I was stunned, the voice phone call came over, and she said, "Brother, this is my money to pay you back!" "I said you're afraid you've misremembered the number, it's 8,000." Female colleague said: "Brother, before it was 8000, but after all, it has been many years, and it was really wrong for me to quit and say goodbye, so more is compensation." Then she said, "Brother, I'll invite you to dinner after work!" "Just for this 80,000, I can't refuse." I haven't seen her in five years, the female colleague looks better than before, it seems that she is doing well now, she beckoned me to sit down, and said: "Brother, first apologize to you!" She was also full of apologies for what happened, and after she punished herself with three cups, she explained it to me. It turned out that her sudden resignation was not intentional, but that the supervisor was pestering her in every way, and she really had no choice, so she left. At that time, she wanted to get away from the city, so she borrowed some money before leaving. In the past two years, she has done her own business, and her income is very good, fifty or sixty thousand a month, and she has recently just come back to develop. So the first time I returned my money, I said as long as 8,000, more than not, she said I must collect, otherwise her conscience is uneasy. At dinner, I was curious to ask her what kind of business she was doing, so that she could make money. She said: "Brother, I was about to tell you about this matter, I think you are very good to me, so I can't forget you when I get rich, I take you to make money, I hate it and give it 40,000, and then I will make money." I said, "Well, I don't have much money, I'll invest 70,000 first, and then I'll see the situation!" "I took the 80,000 she gave me and transferred another 70,000 to her. It is estimated that I took less, and after eating, she blacked me out.

3. . My mother installed Taimei's air conditioner in my bedroom, and I played games with the air conditioner, which was very comfortable. As a result, I woke up groggy the next day, and I had a fever. I was so bad that I went to a nearby hospital to get a drip. Idle and bored playing with the phone while dripping, a nurse stood in front of him and shouted, "Wooden tree, wooden tree is not there." The patients all stared at her to see if anyone responded, she looked at the list and shouted: "Lin is right, is there any name for Lin Right??" At this time, a middle-aged uncle stood up and raised his hand and said: "Your name should be me, my name is Lin Youqi, at that time, the hukou gave me the wrong one, I was going to call Lin right." As soon as the words stopped, there was a burst of laughter from the ward!!

4. After work in the electronics factory, the husband goes home to play with his daughter. Playing and playing, the husband suddenly shouted: Wife look fast, our daughter laughs and has dimples on her face! Ha ha! After I listened, I pointed to my face and said: Honey, you see I have dimples too. My husband looked at me with disgust and said: You are a pit.

5. My sister talked about a husband, who is a small webmaster of JD Express. After getting married, they bought a house and used their savings. This is not a year ago, they borrowed 5,000 yuan from my father, and then on the New Year's Day, they wrapped a 6,000 yuan red envelope for my father, saying that it was filial piety to him for the New Year. My dad was very happy at first, and then he thought about it and was worried: in previous years, they were all wrapped in 2,000 red envelopes for me, this year I should have been happy, then he borrowed 5,000 yuan from me, I was embarrassed to ask for it, and I seemed to lose 1,000!

6. The grandparents upstairs are in their 80s and go shopping every day hand in hand. On this day, Grandma and Grandpa went downstairs to see their granddaughter at a classmate party, and they also had to make trouble for Grandpa to contact the previous classmates to organize a classmate party. Grandpa couldn't take care of Grandma, so he had to contact and inquire for several days. A few days later, he said to his grandmother: "I have inquired clearly, there are 20 students in our class, and the only ones who are still alive are the two of us, and you can have a classmate party every day in the future!" ”

7. I took my driver's license during the National Day holiday, and the next day I drove the Porsche 918 that my father eliminated for me to take a bath at the bathing center in the city. As soon as I entered the door, I just happened to meet the company goddess who had been in love for a long time coming out from inside. I was so excited that I wanted to get close to her. After thinking about it for half a day, I finally held out a sentence: "You take a bath, how many men are there?" ”

8. The aunt takes the cousin to find the blind fang to wipe the bones to count the marriage. Bone Plaster Square Battle Big!! The master wiped it a few times and said: The bone is light and wears fur, the rich and noble can't run, your daughter's bones are so light, you can definitely find a good family. My aunt said, "But... Fang Battle Big!! The teacher said: There is nothing but it, I have never missed it. The aunt said: But big!! Teacher, what you just smeared was my pet. Fang Battle Big!! The Teacher said: ...

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