1. A Ms. Zhou in Chongqing was defrauded of 150,000 yuan, and after calling the police, she sent a message to the scammer, who kept ignoring her. She had a plan, P a screenshot of the 910,000 deposit, hoping that the scammer would be greedy a little more. I didn't expect that this scammer was really greedy, and when he saw that there was so much money, he immediately called Back Ms. Zhou's 150,000. In order to show his professional standards as a scammer, he also added more than 9,000 interest. After Ms. Zhou got the 150,000 yuan of money that was defrauded, she decisively blocked the scammer. And told the news to the police at the first time.
2. The brother has a crush on a beautiful woman, and yesterday, finally plucked up the courage to confess. Brother: I am the son of the owner of a nearby pork head processing plant, and I have tens of millions of assets at home. I found that the two of us are quite harmonious, be my girlfriend, I will let you go to a carefree life, believe me okay? Beauty: I only believe the first six words you say! brothers:......
3. The company's female secretary has not found a husband when she is thirty years old. Once the boss introduced his nephew to the female secretary, and the female secretary was very satisfied with the boy, especially the two large villas in his family. Once at dinner in a Western restaurant, the female secretary asked him: Do you usually dress so cleanly? The boss's nephew said: Yes, what's wrong? The female secretary pondered for a moment and said: Then forget it, we are not suitable! The boss's nephew asked her: Why? The female secretary said: I am a lazy person, I don't want to wait until we get married to have to wash your clothes every day.?#Headline Comedian#"
4. The family is infested with rats, so rampant that even the dried red peppers at home can be eaten! In a fit of rage, my husband bought a 2-meter-long sticky rat board from the Internet and spread it at the door of the living room where rats often come and go. A few days passed, and not a single mouse was stained. When I got up this morning, I slept in a daze and stomped on it. In a panic, the hand pressed up again, cleaned up for half a day, the sole is still sticky. Throwing my shoes and shoe brushes into the basin, I ran. I don't know if my husband, who will get up, will want to kill me. After all, the slippers I wear are his...
5. A rich second generation speeding was caught by a female traffic policeman, and the female traffic police issued a ticket. Fu ErDai arrogantly asked, "Do you know who my father is?" The female traffic policeman replied without looking up: "You have to ask your mother!" ”
6. When I was a child, I watched a lot of spy movies and always wanted to have a toy gun of my own. After my father bought it for me, he would imitate the plot himself. Felt particularly handsome! Once, when the flag was raised on Monday, the girl in front of me suddenly fainted from low blood sugar. I instantly fell to the ground shouting that there were snipers, and a group of people all fell down. At that moment, I became the most important person in the whole school, and the principal still remembers me. Three years on, my legend still lives on in the school.
7. When I first started going to my boyfriend's house, I was careful and didn't dare to talk much. Constantly rushing to do this and that, my uncles and aunts all think that I am quite virtuous. Later, I went often, cooked, and slowly became lazy. Today I made dumplings with my aunt, and my boyfriend said, "Mom, how do you look quiet?" Auntie: "The dumplings are still the same dumplings, that is, the skin is getting thicker and thicker!" ”?
8. A woman is caught on the spot by her husband, who wields a kitchen knife and asks her, "What did you say before you died?" She said, "It's over, if you want to kill, you have to be slashed, and you, the untrustworthy person, have nothing to say." Husband: "When did I stop talking?" Wife: "Didn't you say you wouldn't come back today?" ”
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