1． The lady boss was at home having a private meeting with her lover, and unfortunately the boss was returning, and she hid her lover in the closet. The boss asked what she was doing? She said she was sleeping, and then the boss started doing the right thing with his wife

1． The lady boss was at home having a private meeting with her lover, and unfortunately the boss was returning, and she hid her lover in the closet. The boss asked what she was doing? She said she was sleeping, and then the boss began to do the right thing with his wife, and the little white face couldn't help but smile. Where is the voice that the boss asked? Isn't it a thief! The boss pulled the lover out of the closet, the wife slapped a few mouths fiercely, did you steal something? Steal a sneaky laugh. They let the thief out of the house after educating them, and advised the boys to quickly change into special locks to prevent lock-opening experts and guard against the "thieves" from unlocking

2． The local tycoon met a beautiful stewardess on a business trip, chased for more than a year, finally together, it didn't take long for the flight attendant to get pregnant, the two people were married, when they were born, the flight attendant was tall, the child grew up to be relatively large, and it took a long time to go down, and finally chose caesarean section, the flight attendant almost lost half a life, and the child weighed nine pounds and one or two. After the birth of the child, the mother-in-law praised the child as beautiful, like a flight attendant, and had long legs, saying that the daughter-in-law would give birth. The flight attendant did not say a word, and said to the local tycoon at night: "Your mother said in front of me every day that I would give birth, useless, Hugh wants to deceive me into having a second child."

3. One afternoon there was a big storm, in a very chaotic environment, the frog's children mixed with a small toad, the frog mother thought that her child had some strange disease, and her heart was very anxious. So the little toad was taken to the hospital for examination, and the doctor said that doing CT would help to better understand the condition. The little toad got on the CT machine, and the report sheet came out immediately, showing the following: Riveted bulletproof vest.

4. A man has a special skill, that is, he can pour oil out of a copper coin hole without dripping oil. On this day, I saw him take out a copper coin, put it in the oil mouth, scoop up a scoop of oil, and slowly pour the oil out. The oil was like a thin line, passing through the hole of the copper coin, with unmistakable precision, and the money did not stick half a drop. Someone asked the man how to practice, and the man smiled slightly and said, "Practice makes perfect!" The man was furious: "Practice makes perfect!" Do you guys still have people moving faster? ”

5． The brother-in-law does not like to be clean, the others are not counted, but he does not wash his hands after going to the toilet, his sister uses all means to let him water, but it is still difficult to wash his hands, and his sister urges him to change this vice all day. Once, after he came out of the toilet, his sister immediately asked: Did you wash your hands? The brother-in-law calmly waved his hands and said: Washed. My sister said, "Okay, then you lick your hands and show me." The brother-in-law was stunned in an instant, and immediately my girlfriend and I were Internet addicted girls, soaking in the Internet café all day, playing until the early hours of the morning, wanting to eat something, I found a supper stall at the mouth of a deep alley to prepare for something to eat. In the early hours of the morning, there was no one, and we sat down, and my girlfriend was still complaining about me playing the game to pit her: If you don't die, I won't die. I replied: Dead are dead, say so many of us can come back to life? The boss heard the conversation between the two of us, suddenly shouted, turned around and ran, the stalls were gone...

6. After dinner, I came to a bathhouse near the community, and I asked the girl who sold tickets: "Is there a lot of people in the women's bathroom?" The girl gave me a blank look and ignored me. I thought my sister didn't hear clearly and asked again. The girl glared at me fiercely and scolded, "Neurosis! When I heard this, I said very aggrievedly: "I said not to ask, my wife had to ask me..."

7. Dad looked out the window and sighed, "Crops, how many crops have been damaged by this hail!" The old mother looked out the window and sighed: "Vegetables, tomorrow's vegetable price is going up again because of hail!" The younger brother looked out the window and sighed: "Girlfriend, I am going to pick you up against the hail, you must be moved!" I looked out the window and sighed: "My car, you have been hurt by hail, the insurance company must pay!" The wife looked out the window and sighed: "Romance, holding your lover's hand and walking in the hail is so beautiful!" The son looked out the window and sighed, "Oh my God, how delicious would it be if sugar had been added to this hailstone!" ”

8. Five years ago I borrowed 8,000 yuan from a female colleague, and as a result, she left her job a week later, and I broke off contact with her since then, and today my WeChat suddenly received a transfer of 80,000. I took a closer look, it was given by the colleague, I did not confirm. Just when I was stunned, the voice phone call came over, and she said, "Brother, this is my money to pay you back!" "I said you're afraid you've misremembered the number, it's 8,000." Female colleague said: "Brother, before it was 8000, but after all, it has been many years, and it was really wrong for me to quit and say goodbye, so more is compensation." Then she said, "Brother, I'll invite you to dinner after work!" "Just for this 80,000, I can't refuse." I haven't seen her in five years, the female colleague looks better than before, it seems that she is doing well now, she beckoned me to sit down, and said: "Brother, first apologize to you!" She was also full of apologies for what happened, and after she punished herself with three cups, she explained it to me. It turned out that her sudden resignation was not intentional, but that the supervisor was pestering her in every way, and she really had no choice, so she left. At that time, she wanted to get away from the city, so she borrowed some money before leaving. In the past two years, she has done her own business, and her income is very good, fifty or sixty thousand a month, and she has recently just come back to develop. So the first time I returned my money, I said as long as 8,000, more than not, she said I must collect, otherwise her conscience is uneasy. At dinner, I was curious to ask her what kind of business she was doing, so that she could make money. She said: "Brother, I was about to tell you about this matter, I think you are very good to me, so I can't forget you when I get rich, I take you to make money, I hate it and give it 40,000, and then I will make money." I said, "Well, I don't have much money, I'll invest 70,000 first, and then I'll see the situation!" "I took the 80,000 she gave me and transferred another 70,000 to her. It is estimated that I took less, and after eating, she blacked me out. #Funny Moment##年度搞笑名场面 #