1. Take the subway with my brother, there is a beautiful girl next to me, my brother nudged me and made a booing gesture. Just look at him and put his arm around the beautiful woman's small waist and say: Honey, what do you want to eat tonight??

1. Take the subway with my brother, there is a beautiful girl next to me, my brother nudged me and made a booing gesture. Just look at him and put his arm around the beautiful woman's small waist and say: Honey, what do you want to eat tonight?? The beauty was stunned and was about to get angry, and the brother immediately leaned into her ear and said a few words. I saw the beauty's eyes instantly become tender, looking at my brother gratefully, and then hugging her backpack and looking at me in horror. Later Beauty got off at the same stop as him...

2. The eldest cousin has been married to his sister-in-law for many years without children, and the family is very anxious. Some time ago, the eldest cousin took his sister-in-law to the hospital for examination, and soon the sister-in-law came out of the ward with a grumpy face. The eldest cousin asked his sister-in-law, "What's going on?" The sister-in-law replied half a day later: "The doctor said that I am still, or ... Original!

3. Yesterday I went to the school toilet, that is, the kind of pit that is connected, and the positions are separated one by one. At the beginning of the pants dropped a fifty cent coin, I was a little distressed, there is no way to continue to fade the pants, "Du Dang" and dropped a piece, I am grief-stricken! Then the pit in the back came a sentence: "Sister, you should think this is the Trevi Fountain!" ”

4. Just now, I was concentrating on working earnestly and selflessly, when a female comrade walked up to the side and whispered, "Handsome man, trouble let me go!" "I wondered, I wore a mask all the time, how did she know I was a handsome guy?" How did she know the goods so well? How many years did she have to see through the mask and see my true face? A series of questions swirled around in my head. Oops, high people in the folk!

5. When I was not married, I went to my mother-in-law's house for the first time, after eating I rushed to clean up the table and wash the dishes, cleaned up the kitchen, boiled the pot of boiling water out, sat with the in-laws, made tea for them, drank tea while chatting, the father-in-law drank it, carried the kettle to pour water, the water dripped and leaked, the father-in-law shook vigorously, continued to pour, came out of the pot mouth, a piece of stuff came out, reached out, and pulled out a dish towel gorgeously...

6. Mother-in-law's birthday, accompany your girlfriend to Hesheng! We have the custom of not having sex with men and women when we go to other people's homes to visit relatives. After dinner, there were too many people and not enough beds, and my girlfriend asked me to roll up a quilt and go to sleep on the hard sofa in the living room. At this time, the sister-in-law was concerned: "Will it be hard to sleep on the sofa alone?" I said shyly, "I put up with it!" "#Hilarious DuanziFeng#Funny Duanzi# #冬季爆笑神反转 #