The female worker said angrily: "Brother, there is only how much money, you are starting to be anxious, so that the wife will not abandon it?" I also angrily asked her: I am divorced from her, will you make me a wife? Women

The female worker said angrily: "Brother, there is only how much money, you are starting to be anxious, so that the wife will not abandon it?" I also angrily asked her: I am divorced from her, will you make me a wife? The female worker smiled and said, "I want to, too, but you have to ask my husband, who is a fitness trainer, to see if he agrees." Hi guys say, do I want to give it a try?

2, "Baby her father, you rest today, then at noon you cook." "Wife, I have to take a shower, it may not be too late." "Arrange your own time." After the husband took a bath for an hour, the husband came out wet with a bath towel. "Husband, your bath today is finally fast." "I didn't wash it, I came out to rest, I washed the dishes directly, and then I washed it after a while." After a while, the husband went on to take a bath.

3, the girlfriend took her ex-husband's two sons to marry her sixty-year-old boss, and gave me two Chinese when she went to the wedding. Because my husband didn't smoke, I took it and gave it to my father-in-law. When I arrived, my father-in-law took a Dior lipstick and said to me, "Daughter-in-law, I feel very beautiful about this lipstick color, you try it!" "I've never used such an expensive lipstick, try it decisively. The result was broken before it was painted, and I looked at my father-in-law pitifully. The father-in-law smiled sinisterly, and then rushed into the kitchen and shouted: "Wife, you hurry out, something big has happened!" ”

4, the wedding anniversary husband and wife are chatting. The wife looked at her husband and said, "Husband, in the past 5 years, although I have not lived a good life with you, you have given me a sense of security and let me live a solid life." The husband took his wife's hand and said, "Honey, do you really think I gave you a sense of security?" The wife smiled evilly and said, "Although it is a bit exaggerated, at least there are two aspects." The husband hurriedly asked, "Which two aspects?" The wife patted her husband's shoulder and said, "I don't have any looks, and I don't have any money." ”

5, the husband is a second-hand car dealer, sold a Land Cruiser to earn more than 200,000. My husband was particularly happy and immediately took me to Sanya for my honeymoon. At the airport, when I went through the security check, my husband walked over with a bottle of green tea. The security officer was furious: Give me back and take a sip of the drink in your hand! The husband unscrewed the cap of the bottle, and Gulp and drank all the green tea, and the security personnel were stunned. Only to see her husband wipe his mouth and shout: Don't you just want a bottle?

6, quarreled with my husband at night, I ran out despite the rain and snow outside, I put on a pajama, penniless, not far away, I crouched in the shadow of the garbage can on the side of the road, watching the old public car pass by this one after another to find me! Later, I couldn't resist the cold of this bone erosion, and when my husband slowly passed by again, I ran over! Shivering, I looked at my husband who was driving the car, listening to sad love songs, and sweating profusely, and felt very happy!

7, at night I lay in my husband's arms watching TV, and before I knew it, I fell asleep. After a while, my husband woke me up, and I was instantly wronged. I looked at my husband and said, "You don't love me anymore." My husband smiled and said, "How can I not love you?" I said aggrievedly: I fell asleep, why did you push me to wake me up? Will you put me to sleep in the house? The husband was very aggrieved and said: I can't resist your physique, is it realistic to hold the house?

8, my husband and I are remarried, before marriage each has a son to live with the ex, after marriage we have another son, the holiday two children are over to play, at noon decided to go out to eat, I let my husband take two big one small downstairs first, I put the things at home to clean up and then go down, the result is less than five minutes, the husband's phone came, after connecting he said angrily: You hurry down, your son and my son are joining forces to bully our son -

9, remember to go home before last year for the New Year, the family to do sanitation together, my mother said that the cabinet should also be wiped clean. So I took a wet rag and was about to step on the chair, when my dad suddenly ran over and said, you can't reach me or I will come. I smiled, Dad, I'm taller than you now. My dad smiled and touched his head, and I couldn't help but sigh: in the hearts of my parents, we will always be children. I think that if I hadn't found private money on the cupboard, I would have been touched for the rest of my life

10. Wife: Have you finished your homework? Son: I didn't write it. Wife: School is almost over, you still haven't moved! Son: This fully shows that I am going to be a person who will achieve great things in the future, because I am calm enough to not be in danger. Wife: If you can persist until you turn in your homework, that's called being really calm

1 Holiday balance is less than 1 day, have you all seen "Win the Championship"? In this era, there are thousands of female compatriots who fight tenaciously like the Chinese women's volleyball team to carry the banner and constantly inspire the young us. May the spirit of the women's volleyball team that never gives up be passed down from generation to generation, providing us with strong spiritual strength for us to forge ahead on the new journey! This card is the most emotional thing I have in the 71 China map, and I am encouraging you on the last holiday of this 71st anniversary of the National Day.

12, and my husband was just a boyfriend and girlfriend, the first year, he was a little poor, bought a lot of things from my house, bought me a set of clothes, and then privately said to give me a thousand yuan red envelope, the result in my face in front of the pants bag are turned over only five hundred yuan, he said awkwardly: "First owe five hundred lines no?" [Cover your face]

13, in the taxi, the driver (machine suddenly asked me: "Little girl, do you have a boyfriend (?) "My hand playing with my phone suddenly shook, there was (a little panicked!) But he still pretended to be calm and said, "No, it's still single.) After half a minute or so, Si (ji ji) spoke: "Little girl, you can't do this (no matter how ugly you are, you have to fall in love!"). I......

14, staring at the train all night, afraid of being thief, just don't dare to sleep! Later, I went to the toilet and passed the smoking area, just yawned and stretched out, and the outstretched hand was so hot. I saw that the back of my hand was still sticking to the soot! My little temper was about to get angry, and when I turned around, I looked at it with a big beard, a dazed face, my index finger and middle finger maintaining a cigarette-holding posture, my mouth half open, and a cigarette poking in my nostrils.