1. Seeing that the uncle went to pay the electricity bill, the staff saw that the uncle's fee was extremely low, and asked curiously: Why do you have so little home appliances? Uncle said triumphantly: Because I have a trick! The staff was puzzled

1. Seeing that the uncle went to pay the electricity bill, the staff saw that the uncle's fee was extremely low, and asked curiously: Why do you have so little home appliances? Uncle said triumphantly: Because I have a trick! The staff wondered: you don't watch TV? Don't boil water without air conditioning? Uncle shook his head and whispered: "Visit the door at night!" After watching TV and drinking tea, I also saved air conditioning, and I was lucky enough to drink a few cups! The staff laughed: Then you can't go to people's homes every day? Uncle said mysteriously: Relatives, friends, colleagues and neighbors, take turns to line up the number cycle again and again...

 2. I work for a large company, the chairman's daughter is pregnant before marriage, and the child is mine. When the chairman found out, he was very angry and fired me. In order to survive in the big city, I went to a steel factory to apply. When I went to work today, I noticed that my supervisor had a blue nose and swollen face, so I asked him what was wrong. The supervisor said angrily, "Don't mention it, I was beaten up by two people last night." I hurriedly asked, "Why did people beat you?" The supervisor fell into deep thought, took a puff of his cigarette, and said slowly: "Last night, downstairs at my house, I found a man blocking a woman in the corner, shouting something loudly, I saw that this is a good opportunity for the hero to save the United States, I shouted, beast!" Let go of the beast, and then I'm beaten up by this contradictory duo! ”

3. The young girlfriend ran away with the rich second generation who drove a BMW, and he was heartbroken and bought two boxes of Jiang Xiaobai and dragged me to the Liberation Bridge to buy drunk. Just after arriving there, I didn't have two sips when I saw a woman jumping into the river, and jumped down to save people without saying a word. It turned out that the woman was swimming faster than him, and was still swimming towards Jiangxin, so I listened to the woman's shout: Come, come, you come and chase me! Finally, a small hair came ashore, and a big uncle on the shore said: This woman's spirit is not good, but the water is particularly good, and she often jumps...

4. My wife went on a business trip with a few male colleagues, and I took her to the station. Come back to take the elevator, there is a Zhengtai and a Lolita in the elevator, and the school bags of both people are carrying. I asked: Little handsome man, is she your girlfriend? Shota made a very contemptuous expression and said: How can it be, she is so fierce. Lori slapped her face: Am I fierce?

5. Zhang Chulan picked up an Apple 11 mobile phone in the mall, Zhang Chulan wanted to return the phone to the owner, but the phone received a text message: "Unlock password 54188, no thanks!" Apple phone is too difficult to use, I want my husband to buy me a Huawei p40icon! Zhang Chulan thought about it, unlocked the mobile phone and opened the V letter, sending a message to her husband: "Your wife is in a hurry to walk at my house this morning, and the mobile phone is left with me!" Zhang Chulan thought to himself, "Brother, I can only help you get here!" ”

6. The cousin has worked in the electronics factory for decades, and the factory implements the wage bud rice system, and no one knows who is taking how much money. When it came time for monthly payrolls, colleagues went to the finance to print their own payroll lists. A colleague asked his cousin, "Did you fight?" My cousin said, "I haven't played once in 10 years!" Colleague: "Why?" The cousin said helplessly: "After the salary list is typed out, in case it is lost, let the whole company know that I take such a little money every month, is it not shameful to lose it?" Still make me live? ”

7. The daughter-in-law went to the mental hospital to volunteer and came back, passing by the vegetable market, she wanted to buy some meat, and finally found that the money was not enough. He said to the butcher: "Master, I came out of the psychiatric hospital in a hurry, and I didn't have enough money, can you see if you can...?" ”

The butcher looked up and down at my daughter-in-law and said, "It's all right, I don't want money, just give it to you to eat." "The daughter-in-law's heart was warm at that time, and she thought that there were still many kind people! Just a few steps away, the butcher said to the person next to him: "It is not illegal for neuroses to beat people, there is no need to put your life into it for dozens of dollars." ”

8. Because my ex-wife was a "brother-in-law demon" who often concealed me from transferring money to her brother, I divorced her in a fit of rage. Just a few days after the divorce, my father's girlfriend, Aunt Wang, came to me with a picture of a girl and introduced me to my girlfriend! I looked at the picture pretty and happily agreed. After the blind date, Aunt Wang smiled and said, "It is definitely worth it to marry her!" Puzzled, I asked, "Why?" Aunt Wang: "His ex-husband was paralyzed in a car accident for 8 years, she did not abandon to take care of him for eight years, and kept the family in order, this year to find such a good daughter-in-law is not earned!" "After I heard these words, my heart was very complicated, and I didn't expect that she was also married for the second time...

9. My son, who is in kindergarten today, asked me: Dad, why does my uncle give my cousin a lot of pocket money every time, but you never give me pocket money? I said in a serious tone: Son, as the saying goes, 'boys are poor, girls are rich'... Then, with a lot of brainwashing big truths to explain the matter. The son listened to the meditation for a long time, and seemed to understand and asked: Daddy, so Mom only gives you 100 yuan of pocket money every month

10. In our freshman year, we went to a training base to participate in military training, although we were tired, but we were still happy!!!!!!!! On this day, everyone stood in a military posture for a day and fell asleep very early in the evening. Then in the middle of the night, suddenly a buddy dreamed about the assembly, hurry up, and then everyone quickly got up and dressed, and after five minutes they all ran down to assemble, and he was the only one sleeping in the bed. After five minutes we all came back, and the result was not to say, it was quite miserable. #Funny##Funny Funny##Funny Humor Anecdotes#[666] Please leave your valuable likes, that's what motivates me to continue to be happy.