The company came to a young woman, full of charm, and heard that she had just divorced not long ago. I took a fancy to her at first sight, chased her for three months, and she finally agreed to be my girlfriend. Today's girlfriend wants

The company came to a young woman, full of charm, and heard that she had just divorced not long ago. I took a fancy to her at first sight, chased her for three months, and she finally agreed to be my girlfriend. Today my girlfriend wants to take me home to meet her parents, I bought some gifts to go to the door, her mother is a little disdainful of me, dislike me for not having any ability, I think I can't just give up ah, so I said to her mother: Auntie, I have real feelings for Xiaoli. Her mother said angrily: Good boy, very cultured, ah, also give me a couplet, I will give you a couplet, no house, no car, no discussion. ......

Today I went to an interview with a large company, and it was actually three beautiful women who interviewed me. A Lolita, a royal sister, and a young woman in her forties. After the three beauties learned about my situation, they were very satisfied with me. The young woman said. I'm the chairman of this company, and both of them are my daughters. You are an excellent talent, a talent that we are eager for. In order to keep you, I decided to marry one of my daughters to you, and you choose one.

I looked at the two big beauties, and suddenly my heart was happy to flower, thinking about how I was so beautiful, I was bumped into, just at this moment, suddenly a big mouth was slapped on my face, I was a shiver, instantly opened my eyes, the original wife saw me sleeping and hehe laughed! I knew I hadn't dreamed well, and I woke me up with a fierce heart, and alas, what a good wife for me!

2. A while ago, I was unemployed, and my husband opened a small supermarket for me half a million. In order to attract customers, they posted advertisements: no matter how much they spend, there are big gifts! Just posted out a man came in and took a bag of washing powder to check out. He asked, "What about my gifts?" I handed him a balloon, and the man said angrily, "Don't you say it's a big gift?" "I had to take the balloon, blow it hard and hand it to him." Isn't that big enough? I said leisurely.

3. Today I asked a few girls to go to the bar, the taxi driver is particularly able to nag, along the way he chattered endlessly, annoyed to death. I played at the bar for more than two hours before leaving, but I didn't expect to stop the driver again. As soon as I drank, I talked a lot, and this time it was my turn to finish, and he didn't eat, and then he couldn't help it. Then he said to me, "Big sister, you're a bit wordy." ”?

In the middle of the night, the landlady called me to her house, no way, I was just an ordinary employee. The leader told me to go. I can't refuse. In the middle of the night, I couldn't get in the car. I rode a bike. Half an hour drive, more than 2 hours of riding. By the time I put the car down, I was already a soft-footed shrimp. Now, what can you do? I told you to come over and give you a break? I was tired, scolded, and angrily went into the room, pulled open the quilt, and fell asleep. Then I had a dream. I dreamed of me. married.. Got up in the morning and the landlady had prepared the meal and said that last night was hard and rewarded me. If she had a conscience and rode for two hours, could she not be tired?

2. After marriage, I want to spend my honeymoon in China, but my wife said that this time in my life, I must go abroad. I couldn't help her, so I bought two tickets to Hawaii for 2,000 yuan. When passing through the security check, the staff looked at the wife's passport and looked at the wife again, saying: How is the photo different from myself? Wife: The passport was taken five years ago, there may be some differences. I said lightly: Please let her go, she looks different every day!!

3. Once, the boss organized a dinner for all employees to meet a single cousin who met a beautiful woman, which was exactly the type he liked. My cousin hurried over to talk to her, only to learn that she was from the finance department and had never seen her. After the event, she offered to send the beauty home, and the beauty gladly accepted. After sending her home, my cousin said to her: Can I go up and drink water? She looked at her cousin and said seriously: Are you sure you want to go up? The cousin nodded, and the beauty said: "Okay, then come on! When she got to her door, she turned back to her cousin and asked: Are you really sure you want to go in? My cousin quickly nodded, and the beautiful woman took the key to open the door and entered the house, and I suddenly found that the boss was staring at my cousin inside. This month received a salary of 15,000 yuan. I was so excited that I went to the supermarket after work to hang out and buy something. When paying, I saw that the plastic bag had become much thinner than before. The boss said that this plastic bag is a degradable environmental protection bag, no need to bury the soil, wind and sun can be degraded. As a result, after paying the money and going out, buying the door, the plastic bag in the store broke and the thing fell to the ground. At that time, I was confused, and this degraded too quickly, right!?

In the middle of the night, a female thief came to my house to steal, and I caught her squarely. I was going to hit 110, and she asked me without hurrying, "Did you lose anything?" I replied, "No." She immediately showed a fierce light, "You hurry up, you didn't lose, but I lost." My 7-figure diamond was dropped, just so that the police could help me see it. "My brain cramped and I immediately threw her out of my house. Poor me, I searched at home for three days and three nights, but I didn't even see a shadow. Thinking back to the strange smile on the corner of her mouth, I finally knew that I was deeply tricked by her!

2. It has been more than 6 years since I graduated from college, and I have been in touch with my classmates in the V-letter group. Yesterday the class president organized a class reunion, and I went to attend. At that time, The class was too drunk to drink too much, and I had to send her home. On the way, Ban Hua hugged my waist tightly from behind and said drunkenly: Why is it so cold, can you shake the window glass? As soon as these words came out, my feelings were very complicated. How to shake? I angrily pedaled the bike two steps...?

3. When the lighter is gone when smoking on this day, go to the nearby convenience store to buy a lighter. The boss asked me: "Windproof and ordinary, which one do you want?" I said, "I'm going to be on fire!" Without saying a word, the boss squeezed my shoulder and said, "What's your last name?" I said to the boss with tears in my eyes: "Big brother, it hurts!" "Got beaten up by the supermarket owner, did I say the wrong thing??

4, my mother called me and said that I had not been home for a long time and missed me!!! I took a small long vacation and went home to spend time with my father and mother. Only after I went back did I know that she had secretly signed me up for me at the marriage agency behind my back!!! I'm too busy now!!! I have to go every day!!! Once I didn't want to go, my mother hated the iron and steel yelled at me: I can't look good, don't let me worry, this is to cut off our back road!!!