1, the wife is not at home, the sister-in-law suddenly came, she quietly asked me: brother-in-law, you tell me the truth, where is the private money hidden? I said, "How dare I hide my money?" Sister-in-law: Sister, come out

1, the wife is not at home, the sister-in-law suddenly came, she quietly asked me: brother-in-law, you tell me the truth, where is the private money hidden? I said, "How dare I hide my money?" Sister-in-law: Sister, come out, the wife actually came out from behind the curtains, smiled and said: I went to buy vegetables and made food for you. Sister-in-law: Sister went downstairs, this time you should tell the truth, where is the private money hidden? Me: I really didn't hide any money. The sister-in-law took out her mobile phone and said: Sister, I heard it, the brother-in-law really has no private money. Then she turned off her mobile phone, smiled strangely and said: Old Nine, how much private money have you hidden? I was about to cry: I hadn't hidden a penny since your sister had searched for my private money. The sister-in-law said to the flowerpot: Sister, this time you should be relieved. My goodie, the flowerpot has a camera hidden in it? Are there so many routines now? The sister-in-law said: My task is complete, I should go. She walked to the door and smiled at me, and I turned 200 yuan to her with great interest, praising her for acting well, thank you very much. The sister-in-law went downstairs, and the wife waited for her downstairs, and in order to express her gratitude, she gave the sister-in-law 200 yuan...

2. My husband has just been promoted to a construction site safety officer, and he took me to the mall to buy clothes after eating Western food at night. Fancy a skirt, more than 20,000, I tried and tried, calmly asked the waiter: "Is there a chicken SHI yellow color in this style?" The waiter shook his head. I asked again, "Is there any black and purple?" The waiter shook again. I took off my clothes and left silently, and my husband asked doubtfully, "Wife, when did you start to like these two colors?" This style can't be seen at first glance..." I shouted angrily, "Don't you want me to say I can't afford it?" ”

3, the cousin's child is notoriously not fond of learning, this day he suddenly changed his nature. As soon as I got home, I said to my cousin, "I'm going to my room to do my homework, don't come in and disturb me." Then I went into the room and closed the door, and didn't come out until about nine o'clock. Stretching out, he said to his cousin, "I'm tired, I'm finally done with my homework." The cousin said: "Your school bag has been left at the door, what homework do you use to write?" ”

4. I am off work today, so I go to my nephew's house to play, and my nephew is particularly naughty. I was sitting on the couch and he ran over and hit me on the head with something, and it hit me hard. So I taught him and said, "If you go on like this, I see that you are not saved." Nephew said: Uncle deceives people not to type drafts, are you not good here, how do you say that I have no uncle...

5, back to the hometown, want to bring the dog back to the hometown, go to the passenger station they do not let the pet on the car, then see a person next to the guide dog on the car, I went home also bought a guide dog clothes to put on, and then bought a crutch sunglasses, to the passenger station, they still do not let in. I asked: Why don't you let me sit in the car when I have a guide dog? Passenger TransportEr: I've seen Labrador do guide dogs, and I haven't seen Tibetan mastiffs do guide dogs...?

6, the ex-boyfriend is tall and handsome and capable, but his mother did not like me, and he is still very strong. My mother said that if I insisted on getting married, I would be unhappy in the future, so I married my husband. Once a girlfriend came to my house and said that her ex-boyfriend was also married, and she picked up a cigarette on the table and smoked it. Just after two sips, my girlfriend exclaimed, "Your husband! "As soon as I looked at it, I was so frightened that I threw away the cigarette and felt like the whole world was dark. Then my husband angrily pointed at me and scolded, "You loser bitch! Smoke is so long that you throw it away! ”

7. My daughter-in-law died of appendicitis surgery, and I immediately married my mother-in-law, who still has the charm, because my mother-in-law and daughter-in-law look very similar. When I came home from work at the construction site last night, I saw my daughter-in-law lying on the window in pain, and I asked with concern: "Wife, are you unwell?" The daughter-in-law nodded. I hurriedly comforted: "It's okay, you sleep for a while, you don't have to worry about cooking, and then if I'm hungry, I'll carry you to the kitchen to cook!" ”

8. After work today, I went to have a cup of coffee with my colleagues. Colleagues said: Now there are too many cars, and it costs money to go out. I laughed and said, "It's like you used to go out without spending money!" Colleague: I remember when I was young, I didn't spend money to go out for a ride! Ride 100 kilometers and cool and magnetic! I asked doubtfully: Do you ride a bicycle? Colleague: Wrong, when I was young, it was basically a big truck, I saw that the car was going to drive, quickly caught up, put my feet on it, and followed it with both hands on the tail of the car! I was shocked: you're a trailer!

9. When I traveled to Beijing, my friends asked me to bring them souvenirs. But when I got home, I remembered and forgot, so I found a few pebbles on the side of the road and gave them like treasures. I said mysteriously: Don't be silent, this is what I cut down from the stone steps of the Forbidden City, Han Bai jade. Then they carried the stones in their pockets like thieves. It's been 10 years since this happened, and today I went to my classmates and saw that stone on the bookshelf!

10. When I first joined the work, I fell in love with a beautiful girl at first sight. After taking the initiative to add her WeChat, the two of us often chatted together. As a result, one day, my sister suddenly told me that she had resigned, and her resignation application had been handed in. I said to her firmly: I will go with you, and I will follow you wherever you go! Then, I also firmly submitted my resignation application. As a result, she did not approve, and I approved.?

11, but I also do not resist, directly lying on the ground pretending to be seriously injured, female colleagues were frightened at first sight, immediately sent me to the hospital, the next few days, female colleagues showed a gentle side, every day after work to take the initiative to come to my home to take care of me, slowly, I was moved by her, she also smoothly became my girlfriend. Now that I have been married for more than a year, I have never seen her tender side again, in exchange for a small dozen for three days and a big beating for five days. Oh, without further ado, I want to be quiet alone.

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