A man was busy working in the living room, heard a noise in the bedroom, opened the bedroom door to see, angry eyes Venus, blood pressure soared!
What the hell is going on? It turned out that the man was an office worker, who had originally worked during the Lantern Festival, but at the moment the company had a temporary problem, and called him to deal with it. So, I opened the computer and was working on the company's affairs, busy forgetting that I had a son.
Unfortunately, the wife also happened to go downstairs to buy vegetables, and the family was left with herself and her son. Originally, he thought that his son was still quite well-behaved, and he didn't come to argue about his work. But after a while, I heard a noise in the bedroom, so I immediately rushed into the bedroom, afraid that my son would bump into danger.
But when I opened the door, I almost fainted, my son was not in any danger, and he and his wife had difficulties. I saw that the wedding photos of myself and my wife on the wall had been destroyed. The originally harmonious and happy wedding photos are now painted with beards and glasses, and each person has two horns on the top of their heads.
The man thought about it, his wife went out to buy a dish, if he came back to see this scene, would he come back and kill me? No, before my wife beats me to death, I have to teach my son a lesson. Therefore, the manly man did not fight out, stared at his son viciously and said: Tomorrow I will not hit you, I will be your own child!
The son saw that his father was really angry, and immediately his knees went weak, and he knelt on the ground, saying all kinds of good things. In an instant, the man was relieved, thinking that I had a son, how to give birth to a girl's personality, the legs are weak, as soon as there is something to do, all kinds of pampering, can't stand it!
Turn around and let your mother clean up after you, and when he finished, the man slammed the door and left, continuing to work.
Some netizens quipped: Why wait until tomorrow to fight, fight now, the child is quiet, must be a demon! But don't let your child out of your own line of sight, not even for a minute!
@ 100% of words
I have to say that it is really too difficult to have a mischievous son. All kinds of mischief, heaven and earth, can even hang such a high thing in the wedding photo, tossed and broken.
If it is good to have a girlfriend, at least it will not be so naughty, at most it is to buy more toy dolls to coax on the line.
Some netizens said: Who said that girls don't have to work hard? Is my girlfriend different? At home, everything was upside down for me, and the family did not dare to hang wedding photos, nor did they dare to put the table, all of which were broken for me.
There are also netizens said: Giving birth to sons and daughters are hard, my family is still three babies, during the New Year two couples with three babies to go to relatives, the most afraid is that the baby went to the relatives' house to make trouble, I am afraid that my family bottom has been lost to others.
More netizens said: It turns out that bear children are everywhere, not my family is special! Not to mention the wedding photos, my family's ID card is all black, every time I take it out I feel humiliated, and my son is painted with the color of a water pen.
More netizens said: Calm down, this is the child playing? If my son did his homework, I wouldn't want to live anymore...
When it comes to children, parents have endless complaints, who do not have children, no wonder young people do not want to have babies now. It's too energy-consuming, not only money but also time and effort, it's too tiring.
@100% Of Words What do you think about this? Do you have the same baby in your house? Are you okay this Spring Festival? Welcome to tell us what you think.
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