The Lexus 570 just mentioned was borrowed by the brother-in-law to go on a blind date, so he had to take the bus out. Sitting next to me was an aunt who answered the phone in a loud voice, presumably asking her to play mahjong

The Lexus 570 just mentioned was borrowed by the brother-in-law to go on a blind date, so he had to take the bus out. Sitting next to me was an aunt who answered the phone in a loud voice, presumably asking her to play mahjong. The aunt said: "Today there is something to be busy, can not play, I want Erzi to go to the hospital to see the andrology department!" Suddenly I noticed that all the people in the car were looking at me with a strange look. At this time my embarrassed face was red, I just sat next to her, but I am not her son!

2, the mother loves to eat dumplings, on Monday the mother wrapped a dumpling, dumpling stuffing made more, left a little stuffing, and then Tuesday mom and a little dumpling noodles, and ate another meal of dumplings. As a result, this time there were more noodles, and there were some dumpling noodles left, and then on Wednesday, my mother got some dumpling stuffing, and on Wednesday I ate dumplings again. Thankfully, this time the dough filling finally fit perfectly!

3, the same table is very naughty, the class accidentally broke the glass, the teacher was very angry to ask him what was going on, this goods said that he did not touch the window, just looked at the glass on the glass rotten... As a result, this product was left in the class by the teacher at noon to see another piece of glass, and it was not rotten and could not go home to eat.

4, today helped a female colleague a big favor, she invited me to dinner as a thank you, just ate not long ago, a small child came over, looked at me, and then looked at the female colleague, and then asked: Sister, is this big brother your boyfriend? My female colleague and I said at the same time: No, yes. The female colleague smiled awkwardly. The child circled his head, looking puzzled, and the female colleague took the initiative to explain: I work in the same place as this big brother, and I am also a boyfriend and girlfriend.

5, to rest the brother-in-law after the shower, saw the sister holding the brother-in-law's mobile phone in the phone: "You said that you only chatted with him and did not meet, who knows this?" You and I are both women, you should know that I mind this kind of thing, I don't want to talk about it now, I will have a good talk with him, I hope you will not look for him in the future. The brother-in-law's forehead and back were sweating coldly, and at this time, the sister smiled at the brother-in-law and said, "How is my acting skill, the thorn is not magnetic?" The brother-in-law's pale mess was in the wind.

6, has always been, love is a complex thing, many times, it will bring us a different feeling, for such a relationship you have paid so much, deeply trapped in the whirlpool of this feeling, difficult to extricate yourself, but, please understand that only boldly out of the haze of this feeling, can you start again.

7, buy the husky is shabi... Every time I saw a husky yawning at home, I suddenly shoved my hand into its mouth, and then the goods immediately had a surprised expression, often like this. To this day when I yawn it actually shoved its paws into my mouth!!!

8. In high school, I once brought a few classmates to visit my home, there were men and women, and there were many people! After it was over, my mother asked me, are you not in love? The one in the pink dress is your girlfriend, right? I was shocked, so many people, Mom, how do you see it? Fire Eye Crystal! My mother snorted coldly, so many people, I saw her most unpleasant, one look is the enemy army! I, dear mother, what theory of yours is this?

9, uncle has two sons, both more than thirty years old, married for almost five years, is not a child. Uncle in the past few years is the moon and the moon urging, every day to read, just want a grandson, or no movement. On this day, the eldest cousin set up a banquet to invite everyone to dinner, during which everyone was invited to raise a glass together to announce a major event, and the eldest cousin excitedly said to the uncle: Dad, let you wait for so many years, it is the son who is not filial piety! Today I announce: you are finally a grandson... Spray wine all over the table

10, my high school female classmate works in kindergarten, I like her for a long time, but she is not "cold" to me. I went to look for her that day, just after kindergarten, she pointed to a tall man and said: Old Nine, this is the parent of my class, how handsome you are! I just don't know if anyone has a girlfriend? What brain circuit is this? Confused by "handsome"? I said unceremoniously: You are dead hearted, everyone's children are in kindergarten, how can they not have a girlfriend? Don't believe me, ask. She actually asked, and asked for a WeChat ID... Six months later, the two of them got married! It was incredible, it turned out that the handsome parent was a single dad.

1 Someone who was dumped by his girlfriend when he fell in love said to his friend: "No wonder people say that the most poisonous woman's heart in the world, I now completely think that women are poison, and I will be far away in the future!" "But not long after, the man was in love again, and it was very vigorous. So his friends asked him, "Didn't you say women are poison?" How did it come back? The man replied, "I don't know how to do it, since the last time I fell out of love, I always wanted to take poison and commit suicide!" ”

12, "Lao Wang, what's wrong with you, what's wrong?" "Hey, when I came home last night, someone came out in the dark and opened the door, and I thought it was a maid, so I hugged her and kissed her." "Haha! Just then, your wife came, didn't she? "Worse, it turned out that the woman I was hugging was my wife, and she said, 'Not now!' I don't know when my dead ghost will come back'..."

13, the cousin wore a Korean version of the long shirt in the morning, the company cleaning aunt saw and said: Have a boyfriend? Cousin: How do you know? Cleaning Auntie: Your clothes are so big and so long? Cousin: That's the style. Auntie: I don't believe it, it must be that you are too anxious in the morning and put your boyfriend's clothes on!

14, just ready to take the dishes and chopsticks, when the female leader opened the door and came in, saw the clean and tidy home and a rich dinner table, a beautiful smile appeared on her face, and immediately said to me: From today on, you are the man of this family. I refused, because the rule of prohibiting office romance is still stipulated by the female leader, as long as there is a relationship, there must be one party to take the initiative to leave, this company she opened, so the person who left must be me, she must want me to lose my job, ahem, don't think about it.