1. After work at night, I asked my daughter, "What about your father and sister-in-law?" Daughter: "They are in the house, Daddy wants to take off Auntie's skirt, Auntie doesn't want to, Daddy has to take it off, you can take a look!" ”

1. After work at night, I asked my daughter, "What about your father and sister-in-law?" Daughter: "They are in the house, Daddy wants to take off Auntie's skirt, Auntie doesn't want to, Daddy has to take it off, you can take a look!" I was shocked and quickly kicked open the bedroom door, which was empty. The daughter pointed to the kitchen: "There! "I ran to the kitchen with lightning speed and was about to get angry. I saw my husband pulling on my sister's apron and saying, "Quick, take off the apron, in our house, how can I let you cook!" ”......?

2, I have a child who loves to get into trouble, I feel that there is a problem in my heart, so I go to see a psychologist. The psychiatrist suggested: "You are suffering from a depression certificate, because child, you are always worried and sullen, I will prescribe you some tranquilizers." Don't worry too much about your child, he will understand things slowly. Two weeks later, the doctor called me to ask, "How effective is the medicine?" I replied, "It's really good, it works well." The doctor then asked, "What about the child?" Is there any progress? Me: "Who cares about him, who cares who cares?" ”

3, the cousin is very vain, bought a fake watch online. I asked him: What's wrong? I told me: very disappointed! I asked: You get what you pay for, right? Is it not of bad quality? I said: No, these days, I see people and throw their hands and feet, my arms are sore, and no one even asks me what brand of watch is!?

4, this little sister is very fashionable to wear, is our impression of the black long straight beauty. Her upper body is matched with a shirt material, which is a unique design. The sleeves are a puff sleeve treatment, a bandeau treatment is done on the chest, and the lower part belongs to an open skirt shape. The overall collocation looks like the little sister is convex and upturned, and the chest is very plump, which has a charming feeling in the messy collocation. Paired with a black sunglasses, let the little sister carry a mysterious atmosphere, perfectly showing the charm of women.

5. The old abbot, who is worth tens of billions, married a 23-year-old flight attendant as a wife. On the night of the wedding, the old abbot asked the flight attendant: "There are so many excellent men you don't marry, why do you want to chase after me this old man?" The flight attendant said: "The doctor said that I have severe insomnia, taking sleeping pills does not work, if this will be fatal for a long time, I can only fall asleep when you chant, and as long as you chant the prayer to me at the head of the bed every night in the future, I will no longer have to worry about not being able to sleep!" The abbot exclaimed, "Huh? ”?

6. Waiting for the girlfriend of WC at the intersection, come over to a beautiful girl, and ask me what I am waiting for? I said, "Yes." She said, "That's me you're waiting for!" I said, "I don't know you!" Are you looking for a girlfriend? I'm waiting for my girlfriend! She blushed and pinched me and said, "You're so bad, who promised to be your girlfriend!" I said, "Look for it again!" As a result, she immediately threw herself into my arms and said, "No, just you!" "Then my girlfriend showed up... Wife you listen to me explain.

7. I have outstanding appearance and am recognized as a school flower when I go to college. After graduation, I went to a drunken conglomerate in the city and worked as a private secretary to the president. A few days ago, the president divorced his wife, and he was in a bad mood, so the president asked me to accompany him to drink. It was one time my brother drank, and after only one glass of vodka, I fell drunk in the president's arms. In my sleep, I dreamed that I was eating ice cream and desperately eating, but I couldn't !!! Finally I got angry and took a hard bite, only to be awakened by a scream. It turned out that I had bitten the chairman's neck!!!

8. After graduating from college, I worked as a kindergarten teacher in a kindergarten. A little boy in the class before class today gave a particularly beautiful hair band to a little girl. Then he ran up to me and asked, "Teacher, do you think her hairband looks good?" I gave it to her today! I said, "It's so good-looking, why don't you send it to the teacher?" I want it too! The little boy: "Teacher, wait until you look so good!" ”

9. When my mother-in-law was practicing on the road with my Chery, she was frightened by a speeding Maserati and had a heart attack. Sent to the hospital was not rescued, the owner of the car lost 3.4 million yuan. The father-in-law immediately married a beautiful model and gave birth to a little Lolita after a year of marriage. That time, Little Lori was at home looking through the wedding albums of her father-in-law and her wife. After watching The little Lori suddenly cried, and the father-in-law quickly asked her what she was crying. Xiao Loli said grievously, "Why didn't you find me when you looked around?" Don't you want me anymore? Father-in-law: "Silly child, you weren't born when Mom and Dad got married!" Little Lori sobbed and said, "Then you will call me the next time you get married, okay?" ”

10. The old Range Rover returned to his hometown in the countryside with full payment and met a fellow villager at the east end of the village. After the husband got out of the car, he gave the fellow a Chinese cigarette and then talked. He saw a Tibetan mastiff standing next to his fellow and asked, "Does your dog bite people?" The fellow said, "No! As soon as the words fell, the Tibetan mastiff bit her husband. The husband was angry at the time and said angrily, "Didn't you say that your dog doesn't bite people?" Fellow: "Yeah, this dog is not my dog." ”"

11, Saturday morning confusedly opened his eyes, suddenly remembered that there is another elective course today, but the body is tired and does not listen to the call, such a comfortable bed who wants to get up. So I thought to let God make a decision for me! I felt five coins from under my pillow, and if I tossed them, three of them would stand on the floor, and I would get up and go to class. But thinking about it, it felt quite dangerous, or I turned my head and continued to sleep in insurance, after all, the idea just now was too risky, and there was a feeling of fear in my heart. "

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